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God Bless You!
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I was walking into the supermarket when an obviously homeless man mumbled, "God bless you, sir," which I immediately translated as, "Hey brother, can you spare a dollar?"

Upon leaving the store the same man said more loudly and with a touch of bitterness, "God bless you, man." This translated as "You fucking cheap bastard. I saw the nice car you drove up in."

Story aside, can a mere human direct God to present favor upon another human being? Does he not already know what everyone needs? Will a simple reminder or appeal to pity sway his cosmic judgement merely because some man-ape made little mouth sounds?

I honestly don't know how this whole thing works. :confused:


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Edited by OrgoneConclusion (08/14/08 01:10 PM)

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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I'd rather give my change to an honest bum who doesn't beg like a dog.  Schemers give me a sickly feeling.

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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I think he is hoping to catch people who believe that commanding blessings unto others in Gods name, is like doing them a kind favor. So I think he hopes, anyone who sees it as such, will want to return the favor-in cash blessings.

Next time, just say back, " God Bless You too."


If commanding God to bless others truly has meaning to him, he should feel as if an equal favor was returned in kind.;)

Or, you could be a smart ass and say back, " I'll pray that God gives you freaking job man." :lol:


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Ahuwale ka nane huna.

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
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How about "May the Flying Spaghetti Monster stroke you with his noodly appendages"?

:lol:

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: Veritas]
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Or, 'Fuck God, and the horse he rode in on.'

I think 'God bless you.' also, serves to disarm people, so they aren't afraid of the bum on the ground.


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Fiddlesticks.


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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
I honestly don't know how this whole thing works. :confused:


You asked so here it is. My take. We are all the same thing, connected at the same basic strata. Therefore, no, no priests or other humans can bestow blessings of an ever more superlative nature, if such exist.  As such, the person would have to assume the God's wisdom to do such, and let's get real, history shows that no such humans have yet existed.

On the other hand, if one assumes that the most superlative structure of the universe is also one with our very selves then in that case one is actually a representative of that God and so as such one can direct such a being's awareness, if only in a small way.

Finally, if a being with a personality created all this, then it could be said that we already are living the blessings of the God by existing at all. 

Who can be said to have never gasped, "Oh God!" at least once over something.

Such are Her blessings.


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Re: God Bless You! [Re: Rose]
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Cervantes said:
'Fuck God, and the horse he rode in on.'


OMFG! :rofl2:


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I know... that just the smallest
                                                part of the world belongs to me
You know... I'm not a blind man
                                                    but truth is the hardest thing to see

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: zouden]
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Yes, I love that shit.....Once I was in Jacksonville, NC where me and a couple of my co-workers were walking into a laundry mat and there was this toothless ass old lady outside.  As we were passing her by she started talking about god and Jesus Christ our savior, then she was like.....OK, I want you guys to come together and give me 20 dollars.  HAHAAHAHA.  I laughed so hard I almost peed a little, then walked inside and did my laundry.:rofl2:


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Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither, and will lose both.      ~ Benjamin Franklin ~

"Let me tell you about a Porcupine's balls.  They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!"  ~Danny~

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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God bless you too....!    :heart:


Right after he said it the first time, you should have faked a big sneeze....
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAhhh...CHOOOOOoooooooooo....
Then stopped to look him in the eye and say, "How....?  How did you know....?"

:tongue:


>^;;^<


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."
>^;;^<

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Yes, God Bless you too! :heart:

Sounds like a pretty tolerable bum actually.

The jerks in ATL shout "Hey!" from across the street like you're their best friend and follow you down the street, sometimes into restaurants. :rolleyes:



Really I shouldn't say anything because most of them die within a couple years of being on the streets and are probably more mentally ill than we understand. :frown:

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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if one does not believe in god, then one cannot really answer your question.

consider atheism - its alot easier on the mind.

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: Xyathen]
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Bumping the REAL "God Bless You!" thread.


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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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God smite you all.

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: deranger]
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I expect that from Smitington. :tongue:


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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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he doesn't know how.

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
Bumping the REAL "God Bless You!" thread.

Damn, I need to use the search function more often before I make new threads...:tard:


Either way, I think mine is better! :snub:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: Poid]
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Hey, Poid.  Who is that chick in the black and white pic on your sig?


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Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither, and will lose both.      ~ Benjamin Franklin ~

"Let me tell you about a Porcupine's balls.  They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!"  ~Danny~

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Sounds like you're putting a lot of words in his mouth. Maybe this is just your conscience fighting its way out.

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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oh shit, it's panhandling season! I better get my bum clothes on and bank!


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: God Bless You! [Re: Ogre812]
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Ogre812 said:
Hey, Poid.  Who is that chick in the black and white pic on your sig?

Gloria Palmas, I think.


Check out this thread for more info: Hottest chick ever! - The Pub


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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