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Invisibledeprave
GrandmasterToker

Registered: 11/12/02
Posts: 366
Loc: DownUnder
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: ]
    #1230347 - 01/19/03 03:58 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

i smelled pot around that time thats about it thou......maybe it disguised the smell of the ice cream hmmmmmmmmmmm i will ponder longer on this


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OfflineLucidDreams
Soul
Registered: 10/24/02
Posts: 35
Last seen: 18 years, 9 months
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: deprave]
    #1230368 - 01/19/03 04:15 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

I LIKE IT!
I am God to by the Way..

I love the all!
Fallen Angels
Angels of Light and Love
Jesus and his crew
and Krishna
And The Cosmic Spirit Center that resides everywhere at everytime
Omnipresent Gods and Godesses
Seekers of the spiritworld and astral tricksters
Dark Lords of the Depths and nonlocalised quantum intelligences...
Yogis and other fun people...
Hippies (Happy Intelligent Person Persuing Infinite Enlightenment) and doubters
I am within and without all
All that i say is "The Truth"
the Opposite of what i say is also the truth
The truth is known is silence
All great truths are paradoxes
Life is Dream
Dream is Destiny
God Bless Reality
And I am You
In Lak'ech



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OfflineMAIA
World-BridgerKartikeya (DftS)
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Registered: 04/27/01
Posts: 7,397
Loc: Erra - 20 Tauri - M45 Sta...
Last seen: 1 month, 3 days
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1230372 - 01/19/03 04:18 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

BTW, what is your time zone ?
Yeap, it smelled pot by that time.

MAIA


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Spiritual being, living a human experience ... The Shroomery Mandala



Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Voltaire

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InvisibleThe_Clash_UK
Day Tripper
Registered: 09/11/01
Posts: 1,000
Loc: UK
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1230454 - 01/19/03 05:25 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

I smelled it my lord. I began to weep quietly for over an hour. I feel your love.


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Crash a cig guvnor?

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InvisibleThe_Clash_UK
Day Tripper
Registered: 09/11/01
Posts: 1,000
Loc: UK
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1230470 - 01/19/03 05:33 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

so this will go on for a year. you making us smeel stuff. until you get your real powers?

MASTER! FORGIVE MY SINS!


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Anonymous

Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1231021 - 01/19/03 10:20 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Shit dude, I read that at 4:20!

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OfflineToxicManM
Bite me, it's fun!
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Registered: 06/28/02
Posts: 6,730
Loc: Aurora, Colorado
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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1231595 - 01/19/03 03:43 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Well, I had some ice cream at 4:20, but it was vanilla instead of chocolate mint. Does that count?


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OfflineIBLISS
the Almighty
Registered: 01/18/03
Posts: 13
Loc: HELL
Last seen: 21 years, 5 months
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Strumpling]
    #1235971 - 01/21/03 06:49 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

hey, sorry about not getting you all, I'm new too this god thing and my gramer! I'm not perfict well not yet any way, um I can't be online alot so my post will be far and inbetween. But hey like it says in the bible my to witnesses (rev.) and one more thing about revolations is the passage about the angel bringing the scroll to John and it will taste like gold but turn his stomach sour! that was Dex by the way, and o the two that smelled the ice cream, you will no doubt be reserected when you die! I chose Ice cream by the way cause when I desended to hell i maid the snow their in to mint chocolat ice cream, I was going to use pot but I figured you would already be smokin' it.
Um I'll keep triing the mass illusion thing until feb. then ill try something new, and my time zone is central but i'm triing to reach some one out of the states so it's always 4:20 somewhere right? and those that didn't smell it at lest you got a laugh right? well i'll smell ya later I'll try instant gradifacation for those online right now thou it's almost 2:00 pm central now let me Know!


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OfflineStrumpling
Neuronaut
Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 7,571
Loc: Hyperspace
Last seen: 13 years, 2 months
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1236039 - 01/21/03 07:46 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

why does your "power" have to "build up?"

Create a large explosion in an Arizona desert at 4:20 every day and maybe I'll believe you. Or maybe you could flick the moon out of orbit for me; then I'd definitely believe you.

As for the ice-cream thing, nobody smelt it, as you're simply attempting to use the powers of suggestion, yet your English skills don't make this very convincing.

Is English your native language, my dear God?


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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Offlinejuicemonkey
Stranger
Registered: 07/24/02
Posts: 764
Loc: BC
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1236087 - 01/21/03 07:59 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

haha I love this place.  I really do.

I'm god too.  No really I am.  I've been here all along.  I never age, and I will never die :wink:  I'm here to stay.


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OfflineIBLISS
the Almighty
Registered: 01/18/03
Posts: 13
Loc: HELL
Last seen: 21 years, 5 months
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Strumpling]
    #1236227 - 01/21/03 08:46 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

jesus had to wait until he was 28 before he could use his abilities he turned water into wine at his mother request but he said it is not my time yet but did it any way, it is more of waiting for the old gods time to expire god rest on the sabbeth jesus had one day, as will i i'm waiting for his week to end then i get one day here, then when i die i get the rest of the week to create and my time is next year 2004 i'm 24 now but i'll hit you up right now Strumpling, once again sorry about my grammer i'm not perfect yet, did ya smell it i'll try something new next month but for that you need to close your eyes I can alture your perception to feel your self being rocked back and forth if some one is up for it like a Mod i'll send my angels to rock them back and forth when they lay down to sleep let me know if your up to it? i can only get one or two and a moderator would be more reliable sorce of truth and come out if you know something the internet hides your I.D. so no worries, did it work strump???


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I am the umbra and Penumbra, the first and the last,behold for once I was dead but now am alive

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InvisibleEvolving
Resident Cynic

Registered: 10/01/02
Posts: 5,385
Loc: Apt #6, The Village
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1236320 - 01/21/03 09:22 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Can you perform miracles? Because I need a sign.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Anonymous

Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Evolving]
    #1236561 - 01/21/03 10:15 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Can you perform miracles? Because I need a sign.






Well this do?

Take from http://www.signs-america.com/

If you are interested I can work up a quote for something else if you'd like.

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InvisibleEvolving
Resident Cynic

Registered: 10/01/02
Posts: 5,385
Loc: Apt #6, The Village
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: ]
    #1236662 - 01/21/03 11:01 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Actually, I was thinking of something more like this...


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Anonymous

Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Evolving]
    #1236728 - 01/21/03 11:23 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

In the words of Jeff Foxworthy:

"Here's your sign"

:grin:

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OfflineStrumpling
Neuronaut
Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 7,571
Loc: Hyperspace
Last seen: 13 years, 2 months
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1236780 - 01/21/03 11:39 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

No, IBLISS, it didn't work..

Hey buddy I'd love to believe you, but lets see something a bit more concrete.

Can you only interact with senses? You can't physically move things?

OH OH I've got it!! Since I wear glasses, and Jesus "healed the blind man," which I feel was a metaphor, to proove this to me, why don't you fix my eyes for me?


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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InvisibleEvolving
Resident Cynic

Registered: 10/01/02
Posts: 5,385
Loc: Apt #6, The Village
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Strumpling]
    #1237118 - 01/21/03 01:43 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

to proove this to me, why don't you fix my eyes for me?



You'll have much better chances with Lasik... and you won't feel obligated to stay awake in church.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Anonymous

Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Evolving]
    #1237270 - 01/21/03 02:26 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Hi I'm new here. I don't know what you did but I could smell the icecream. Very nice creamy goodness :grin: 

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InvisibleSclorch
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Posts: 4,805
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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: ]
    #1237748 - 01/21/03 04:49 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)



sNaiLmAil = ?


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Invisiblecarbonhoots
old hand

Registered: 09/11/01
Posts: 1,351
Loc: BC Canada
Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
    #1237769 - 01/21/03 04:55 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)


Uh, I'm gonna stick with Jesus.

Have a nice trip.


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