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I am God,I bring proof
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If you haven't seen or heard of me yet you will now! I use to come on this web site as Lucid_Dreams, I've learned a lot about drugs from this site and found my way, i was born unknowing of my birthrite and the drugs i found here help awaken me, so i have chosen you, the people here at this site as my chosen, it is not my time yet and my ability is still growing, I am how ever aware of how to read the bible, the bible is for the overseers of this world, the angels, but a fallen seriphim named David(A.K.A. Jesus) and his father a cheribum named william tried to impose worship on you humans, if you know any thing about the ways of the angelic we are you servents we are to worship and guide you to compeation, I known as Ibiss in heaven (a.k.a. satan) have come to stop the vain was of christ, for his way is to kill the first born sons of man, I guess you could call me the anti-christ for I am not sacraficing my life for you, his fathers law of murder was soul for soul, and jesus blamed you for his death, he died for all so he claimed all your souls, make sense? i've tried to get some one to listen but all close their mind to me they only take the side of jesus, and never even bothering to hear the story of the other side, but I and the great Dragon have topeled the gates of heaven and all will soon be yours for I have writen a book of love and with you and a mate shall become one ine body,spirit, and soul ive done this with some one but she's an evil bitch but any way being one body you can feel how the other feels,in body and emotion preaty cool , this is my first public outing so if i sound insane i will try to give you a sign of my power, all those who have read this at 4:20 PM every day you shall smell mint chocolate ice cream. i know it's not much but this is a massive dissplay if you count the people, and if you smell it once you have to read it over again cause i woundn't want you to smell it every day and i'll stop doing this by next month being feb. so if your fast you'll smell me later today saturday the 18th at the chosen time if you do smell it let me know because my real power dont come untill next year but i can fool around a little, hopefully you injoy being the chosen one for you are like no other having open minds and any way this proof we'll be discarded by the ignorent saying every one on this site is on drugs! J/K


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I am the umbra and Penumbra, the first and the last,behold for once I was dead but now am alive

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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Hmm?


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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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I'm smelling something right now. It smells like bullshit! :grin:


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I may not always tell the truth, but atleast I'm honest
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I see what everyone is saying. It is so hard to form an opinion when you see both sides so clearly!

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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You say you have proof....

Lets see the proof. NOW.


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Strumpling]
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kiss my furry behind hellspawn



corrected ...kiss my fury anyway BIAAAATCCCHHHH  :grin:

Edited by Voodoo Doll (01/18/03 09:30 AM)

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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I praise thee oh Lord. It would help readability if you broke up your statements into paragraphs. I smell rocky road ice cream.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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Somebody's having some fun on a datura trip eh?

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: psylicon]
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No shit LoL


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NONE OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE I LIKE TO WRITE STORIES

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: deprave]
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chocolate ice cream with ...sprinkles and a strawberry on top...yummy :tongue: He is the one...

Edited by Voodoo Doll (01/18/03 08:04 AM)

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Evolving]
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Yeah, and fix the spelling and grammar errors, too. Anyway, 4:20 is still a couple hours off here. I'll be waiting.


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Happy mushrooming!

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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Welcome back, Lucid! :smile:

There have been a few changes since you were here last.  Check out the "Be Nice" policy! :smile:

Hope things have been well with you! :smile:

Cheers

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: ]
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Sorry dude, but kinda sounds nutty.


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And the gameshow host rings the buzzer (brrnnntt) oh and now you get a face full of face!

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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Better start taking your pills again!

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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I've read some bizarre posts in my lurking day here at SP&S bt this is king!!


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================================================So what's your peace of mind huh? A swiss watch? leasin' a Lex on credit? all the pussy and liquor a nigga can get..put together this puzzle, but my pieces won't fit.. {Ras kass}

Edited by FatNug (01/18/03 03:53 PM)

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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OK, at 4:20 I didnt'smell the chocolate mint ice cream. I'll try again tomorrow.


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Happy mushrooming!

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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You go sober up now.  :wink:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: ToxicMan]
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I think you have to be downwind.

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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I didn't notice the smell of chocolate mint ice cream all day.

In my opinion, you are either very annoying, or psychotic :smile:


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Strumpling]
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That's my que. Yes I'm a psychotic and yes I smelled that chocolate icecream not very vivid though. I think the man is God...

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Strumpling]
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I didn't notice the smell of chocolate mint ice cream all day.

In my opinion, you are either very annoying, or psychotic :smile: 


Lucid Dream, like all of us, is what he is.  Although there is a amorphous, vague, semblance of a standard of what is and is not typified in the mannner you suggest, it is best, whenever possible, to delimit our expectations of the behavior of others.

Perhaps, he is God. :wink:

Just because you cannot smell the ice cream does not mean it isn't so.  At least that's what the philosophical Idealists keep trying to tell me.

Cheers

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: ]
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i smelled pot around that time thats about it thou......maybe it disguised the smell of the ice cream hmmmmmmmmmmm i will ponder longer on this


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NONE OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE I LIKE TO WRITE STORIES

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: deprave]
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I LIKE IT!
I am God to by the Way..

I love the all!
Fallen Angels
Angels of Light and Love
Jesus and his crew
and Krishna
And The Cosmic Spirit Center that resides everywhere at everytime
Omnipresent Gods and Godesses
Seekers of the spiritworld and astral tricksters
Dark Lords of the Depths and nonlocalised quantum intelligences...
Yogis and other fun people...
Hippies (Happy Intelligent Person Persuing Infinite Enlightenment) and doubters
I am within and without all
All that i say is "The Truth"
the Opposite of what i say is also the truth
The truth is known is silence
All great truths are paradoxes
Life is Dream
Dream is Destiny
God Bless Reality
And I am You
In Lak'ech



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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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BTW, what is your time zone ?
Yeap, it smelled pot by that time.

MAIA


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Spiritual being, living a human experience ... The Shroomery Mandala



Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Voltaire

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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I smelled it my lord. I began to weep quietly for over an hour. I feel your love.


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Crash a cig guvnor?

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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so this will go on for a year. you making us smeel stuff. until you get your real powers?

MASTER! FORGIVE MY SINS!


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Crash a cig guvnor?

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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Shit dude, I read that at 4:20!

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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Well, I had some ice cream at 4:20, but it was vanilla instead of chocolate mint. Does that count?


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Happy mushrooming!

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Strumpling]
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hey, sorry about not getting you all, I'm new too this god thing and my gramer! I'm not perfict well not yet any way, um I can't be online alot so my post will be far and inbetween. But hey like it says in the bible my to witnesses (rev.) and one more thing about revolations is the passage about the angel bringing the scroll to John and it will taste like gold but turn his stomach sour! that was Dex by the way, and o the two that smelled the ice cream, you will no doubt be reserected when you die! I chose Ice cream by the way cause when I desended to hell i maid the snow their in to mint chocolat ice cream, I was going to use pot but I figured you would already be smokin' it.
Um I'll keep triing the mass illusion thing until feb. then ill try something new, and my time zone is central but i'm triing to reach some one out of the states so it's always 4:20 somewhere right? and those that didn't smell it at lest you got a laugh right? well i'll smell ya later I'll try instant gradifacation for those online right now thou it's almost 2:00 pm central now let me Know!


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I am the umbra and Penumbra, the first and the last,behold for once I was dead but now am alive

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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why does your "power" have to "build up?"

Create a large explosion in an Arizona desert at 4:20 every day and maybe I'll believe you. Or maybe you could flick the moon out of orbit for me; then I'd definitely believe you.

As for the ice-cream thing, nobody smelt it, as you're simply attempting to use the powers of suggestion, yet your English skills don't make this very convincing.

Is English your native language, my dear God?


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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haha I love this place.  I really do.

I'm god too.  No really I am.  I've been here all along.  I never age, and I will never die :wink:  I'm here to stay.


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I saw my mind do warp 10, hit the brakes, put it in reverse and back all over me

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Strumpling]
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jesus had to wait until he was 28 before he could use his abilities he turned water into wine at his mother request but he said it is not my time yet but did it any way, it is more of waiting for the old gods time to expire god rest on the sabbeth jesus had one day, as will i i'm waiting for his week to end then i get one day here, then when i die i get the rest of the week to create and my time is next year 2004 i'm 24 now but i'll hit you up right now Strumpling, once again sorry about my grammer i'm not perfect yet, did ya smell it i'll try something new next month but for that you need to close your eyes I can alture your perception to feel your self being rocked back and forth if some one is up for it like a Mod i'll send my angels to rock them back and forth when they lay down to sleep let me know if your up to it? i can only get one or two and a moderator would be more reliable sorce of truth and come out if you know something the internet hides your I.D. so no worries, did it work strump???


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I am the umbra and Penumbra, the first and the last,behold for once I was dead but now am alive

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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Can you perform miracles? Because I need a sign.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Evolving]
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Quote:
Can you perform miracles? Because I need a sign.




Well this do?

Take from http://www.signs-america.com/

If you are interested I can work up a quote for something else if you'd like.

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: ]
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Actually, I was thinking of something more like this...


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Evolving]
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In the words of Jeff Foxworthy:

"Here's your sign"

:grin:

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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No, IBLISS, it didn't work..

Hey buddy I'd love to believe you, but lets see something a bit more concrete.

Can you only interact with senses? You can't physically move things?

OH OH I've got it!! Since I wear glasses, and Jesus "healed the blind man," which I feel was a metaphor, to proove this to me, why don't you fix my eyes for me?


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Strumpling]
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Quote:
to proove this to me, why don't you fix my eyes for me?


You'll have much better chances with Lasik... and you won't feel obligated to stay awake in church.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: Evolving]
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Hi I'm new here. I don't know what you did but I could smell the icecream. Very nice creamy goodness :grin: 

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: ]
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sNaiLmAil = ?


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Note: In desperate need of a cure...

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Re: I am God,I bring proof [Re: IBLISS]
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Uh, I'm gonna stick with Jesus.

Have a nice trip.


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  -I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me

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