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Christian bigotry at its finest!
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http://objective.jesussave.us/godlyflag.html

http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html

The Aquatic Ape Theory Article Index
OBJECTIVE: Creation Education
Article by Dr. Richard Paley
The Aquatic Ape - A Theory That's All Wet:

Welcome to the fanciful world of Evolutionist fairy tales, where apes lived under the seas and gave birth to humans Just when you think Evolutionists couldn't be any more confused about the origins of Humanity, they go and prove you wrong. According to the Evolutionist's Aquatic Ape Theory (AAT), we all came from apes that lived underwater, much like the Sea-monkeys seen in the back of old Archie comic books.

From what I can piece together from the incoherent Evolutionist literature, the Aquatic Ape story goes like this: Billions of years ago a bunch of monkeys lived under the sea. Then one day, one of them gave birth to a human baby. Soon after, all the sea-monkeys began giving birth to human babies. Eventually, there were only humans living under the sea. Then the sea-humans decided to live on the land, so they did just that. Many years latter, one of these now land-living sea-humans gave birth to a baby who was named Charles Darwin. And they lived happily ever after. http://objective.jesussave.us/aquatic.html

http://objective.jesussave.us/index.html

This site is UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!....


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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LOL!!! :grin:

I don't think the evolutionists are the ones confused about the origins of humanity... ! 


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: RebelSteve33]
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CULT ALERT:
(March 28, 2003) Dr. Troy Franklin, OBJECTIVE occult expert, has brought to our attention a disturbing new danger to weak-spirited Christians and unsaved persons that we feel needs to be reported.

As he tells it, while out at a local supermarket shopping for food for his cat, Dr. Franklin noticed one of those small tents advertising "Free Rock Chip Repair" that have been springing up in our nation's parking lots. Curious, he went to enquire about getting a ding in his windshield sealed, only to learn that the person manning the tent had other intentions, namely to try and recruit Dr. Franklin into a cult!

Fortunately, the good doctor has become quite immune to cultic recruiting ploys from his years studying their tactics, and thus he was able to extricate himself from the situation with his soul unharmed. However, those less skilled in their Faith -- and especially those of false faiths or no faith at all -- would have soon found themselves back at the cult headquarters doing all manner of unspeakable rites and blasphemies... or maybe even brainwashed into manning a tent of their own.

For the safety of your soul, do not be tempted by the lure of impulse rock chip repair from strangers in parking lots. It may say free, but it could cost you your soul! If you need your windshield fixed, go to a qualified Christian repair shop.




bwahaha...

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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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For a fine example of Xtian hypocrisy, theGod Hates Fags site stands as a shining example. Most of the people I've met who claimed to be "Christian" were anything but..and they wonder why they get bashed so much...

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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Le_Canard]
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Yeah, it's not that Christianity itself is bad, but a lot of the people who practice it, or claim that they practice it, happen to be the bigest fuck head's on the planet.

Perfect example - george w bush. Claims he is a Christian, he is not a Christian, and i don't need to explain why he is a piece of shit.


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: thestringphish]
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Quote:
Perfect example - george w bush. Claims he is a Christian, he is not a Christian, and i don't need to explain why he is a piece of shit.


just like i dont need to explain why i agree with you completely

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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: thestringphish]
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Quote:
Yeah, it's not that Christianity itself is bad, but a lot of the people who practice it, or claim that they practice it, happen to be the bigest fuck head's on the planet. 


Exactly my point! :smile: I truly believe that if people were to follow the teachings of Jesus, the world would be a much better place to live. Jesus said "Love one another as you would love yourself", and I believe this to be the essence of true Christianity!
Some, however seem to interpret this as "Love one another..as long as they belong to the same Church, political party, race..etc." I find that very sad... 

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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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The positive side of Christianity

and more


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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

Edited by silversoul7 (06/13/03 02:10 AM)

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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Le_Canard]
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*begins a brief session of projectile vomiting*

...uuughh..nnhmmm... okay.... i feel a little bette.. . hoaughh....never...unghhh....mind...


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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what todays christians fail to realize is that the rapture has already happened. a few years back three people went missing and that was it. nobody else was worthy.


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: infidelGOD]
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what todays christians fail to realize is that the rapture has already happened. a few years back three people went missing and that was it. nobody else was worthy.

ROTFLMAO!!!


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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www.primitivism.com/aquatic-ape.htm
some books/elaine morgan:
the descent of woman
the scars of evolution
the descent of child


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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Quote:
From what I can piece together from the incoherent Evolutionist literature, the Aquatic Ape story goes like this: Billions of years ago a bunch of monkeys lived under the sea. Then one day, one of them gave birth to a human baby.



They really nailed the theory of evolution right there!


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The very nature of experience is ineffable; it transcends cognitive thought and intellectualized analysis. To be without experience is to be without an emotional knowledge of what the experience translates into. The desire for the understanding of what life is made of is the motivation that drives us all. Without it, in fear of the experiences what life can hold is among the greatest contradictions; to live in fear of death while not being alive.


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Twirling]
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But at least you guys all agree on the new flag design for america...right? :grin:
http://objective.jesussave.us/godlyflag.html


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha.... whew... that was good, thanks for the links.

I thought that whole website was a joke at first. The God flag was the best. It just doesn't get much funnier than that.

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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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Carefull of dem vile aethiests...

Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an atheist?


Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...

...but then why are they always so sad?

If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


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Lest we forget. "

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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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this is good to teach your kids! :laugh:
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

Oh, and check this out too.... http://objective.jesussave.us/mallmission.html

Secular Consumerism tries to fill the hole in Man's Heart with DVD players and expensive jewelry. Well, dear reader, that hole in your Heart isn't DVD-player-shaped; that hole was made to accept the key of our Lord's Love that your Heart may be opened to Salvation.
For Secular Consumerism however, a more devious and ironic plan was put into action whereby an existing Christian holiday was co-opted and transformed into the centerpiece for the Secular Consumerism attack on Christianity. That holiday is of course Christmas.
"Darth Maul": Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like "mall". Coincidence?  :grin:



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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: Azmodeus]
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is that site a joke? it has to be.

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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: ]
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Im pretty sure its serious....
I just find it amazingly entertaining! :grin:


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Re: Christian bigotry at its finest! [Re: ]
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is that site a joke? it has to be. 


No.  This site is a joke.  :grin:


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