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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Letting Go and Letting God * 3
    #22301006 - 09/27/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

WTF does that even mean?

So I tried it for several days. I let God do the dishes and the yard work. Sumbitch! The dishes are piled high in the sink and the yard needs raking.

What a lazy SOB! :shakefist:


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #22301031 - 09/27/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I heard this once, something like "People have asked why god created them, and god has responded saying, 'I was just returning the favor.'"


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: Rocket]
    #22301037 - 09/27/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Some girl in my school told me that "life is simple. Just love God"

Sounds good mate...


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: topdog82]
    #22301042 - 09/27/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't forget to wear a condom


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: Roker]
    #22301060 - 09/28/15 12:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you don't wear a condom, your kids could end up killing someone. Maybe even killing you for your money. Also, they will have to die, or kill their self.


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #22301499 - 09/28/15 06:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

God knows you were only putting him on, therefore he let your dishes stack up, and didn't take care of your yard like he would a true believer.


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: topdog82]
    #22301555 - 09/28/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In Autobiography of a Yogi, Paramahansa Yogananda talks about meeting someone that said something along the likes of 'God is simple, everything else is complicated.


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: Rocket]
    #22305951 - 09/28/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

There is no such thing as god period. And anyone saying things like this just simply can't think for themselves.


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: MachineElf1.618]
    #22306461 - 09/29/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

God loves you no matter what you believe, so you will just have to suck up all that godly loving whether you like it or not. And thinking is overrated.


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
    #22306512 - 09/29/15 04:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

it's what people in AA say to fuel the belief that they are powerless and have no self control. 

Its like saying  "you are too stupid to make decisions for yourself, someone else should do it for you."



Its easy to be lazy, rather than take responsibility and control over your life.  you should know this shit.  Dont just do something, stand there!


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: MachineElf1.618] * 1
    #22307515 - 09/29/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mtlmike90 said:
There is no such thing as god period. And anyone saying things like this just simply can't think for themselves.



I had no idea you were god and knew everything...


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: topdog82]
    #22309556 - 09/29/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm just a rational human being that knows not to believe in fairy tales. I don't know everything but I know far more than the average Joe in the country does. That's for damn sure.


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: MachineElf1.618]
    #22309589 - 09/29/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

God, if you can read this...find something better to do


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: Nobler Hino]
    #22326377 - 10/02/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That's what happens when you put your faith in rainbows and unicorns :wink:


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: Nobler Hino]
    #22326511 - 10/03/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Nobler Hino said:
God, if you can read this...find something better to do




God left a while ago, dude.
There is only the Flying Spaghetti and us now.


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: Tropism]
    #22326543 - 10/03/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sprinkles said:
it's what people in AA say to fuel the belief that they are powerless and have no self control. 

Its like saying  "you are too stupid to make decisions for yourself, someone else should do it for you."



Its easy to be lazy, rather than take responsibility and control over your life.  you should know this shit.  Dont just do something, stand there!







Edited by Near Dylan (10/03/15 12:25 AM)


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: Near Dylan]
    #22326651 - 10/03/15 01:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"If God didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him."




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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: presentusthefuture]
    #22330134 - 10/03/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i should write a book and leave it on the doorsteps of churches telling them that i am god.  maybe then they will believe?


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: enlightened seed]
    #22332059 - 10/04/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yes you would be the first to do it


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Re: Letting Go and Letting God [Re: Tropism]
    #22332431 - 10/04/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

you are god


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