Excellent, burtonrebel....This tells me you were out there today, just like I was


there ya go..... 

burtonRebel said:

location:ggp
date:unkown
time:aprx. 1:30-5:30


Mushroom hunting today was a choice i made out of regret of not finding enough yesterday.
lets see:
arrived at ggp and immediately began looking everywhere i could think of.

found a shitload of these shits:


My next stop was a large area where i noticed i was being watched for a lengthy period of time by a gentleman who seemed utterly
interested in whatever i was doing. awesome. i didnt find cyans there, but i did find galerinas which i examined purposely in hopes of him being horribly disapointed.

i walked around for another couple hours, where i finally ended up at the base of one fucked up tree. i climbed on it for a while bc it was kinda fun:

i dont even know what these are:

wandered around for a little while longer in hopes of making a find. finally after plunging through brush and bush i arrived at the scene of 2 glorious looking cyans, actually they were just alright but after 4 hours, i was semi pleased:

what the fuck is this?

at twilight i made my final and most bizzare find. The sun was almost gone and i was hopeful. i jumped into a completely random area and by complete chance, i found 2 perfect cyans. made me happy.



then i smoked and peaced out.

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BaldCuban said:

I went out yesterday and had the worst thing happen.  My best patch is now being camped upon by a big, surly homeless guy!  He fuckin shit, pissed, littered, slept on and trampled all over this awesome little patch that still has great mycelium growth under all his trash.  He chased me off after I got the last few remaining specimens.  I tried to explain to him that public land is for everyone to use, but that didn't seem to get through.  I didn't feel like getting stabbed, so I left and had him following me through the park for about 15 minutes until I doubled back and lost him.  What the hell should I do?  Scatter broken glass all over it when he's not there?  Heh heh.  That actually might work...

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thats funny, next time just sneak up and pick em when hes asleep. it will ad an extra thrill to the sport.

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HA! 
Maybe I'll just give him a bottle of wild turkey and tell him to drink up because the world is ending and come back a couple hours later.  He should be deep in a whiskey coma by then. 
The real problem is that he is unknowingly ruining the fruiting process by constantly trampling the patch.  Even I had a problem with accidentally stepping on shrooms the first time I visited this spot.  My other idea is to hang a bunch of signs that claim the government does secret testing on people who sleep in that area or some other ridiculous conspiracy shit that only a homeless San Franciscan would believe.  However, I am still partial to the broken glass.  I swear I'll clean it up after a few weeks. 

burtonRebel said:

what the fuck is this?

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I noticed those as well. They're like pulsating balls of man-eating alien fungus. I'm afraid to touch them when they're fresh... I ripped one open and it looked like it had teeth.