Diploid said:

Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie undead born to a virgin woman through divine artificial insemination can make you live forever but only if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil curse from your soul that is present in every human from birth because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense to me. Pass the bong. I need another hit.

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I wish you had been in my gay ass religion class to give this awesome speech

Cactilove said:

Well I suppose confettihead may need some help.
There are various ways to interpret the bible.
1. The fundamentalist way, as in literally, people getting swallowed by whales, earth is only 6000 years old, hellfire in brimstone.
2. Metaphorical, I.E. Jesus used a metaphor when he told his disciples: “You are the salt of the earth.” (Matthew 5:13) No, the disciples were not literally salt. But salt is a preservative, and the disciples carried a message that would preserve the lives of many people. Easy metaphorical example. Intentions of the writers? I know not.
3. Code: Yes, it is true some of the older bible books seem to actually be written in deep code! To find the true meaning the code must be cracked. The only logical way to do this would be to read them in hebrew and learn about the importance of their alphabet. One word in hebrew, can symbolize whole concepts in english. Such as....

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ELOHIM
ELOHIM is usually translated as "GOD", Look deeper to crack the code.
The Word ALHIM in hebrew carries the feminine singular ALH. This combined with IM(masculine plural), actually suggests the unification of both male and female principles.
It actually turns out the old books, did not necessarily refer to a big sky daddy, but a deity that held unified masculine and feminine traits. God, was Hermaphroditic in principle!

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How is this at all relevant?  You can list off any number of ways to read or ignore the bible- so what?

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Again, so what?  I don't see how this gives confettihead any help at all- you ignore the point of contention to announce silly nonsense.

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It's not nonsense, it's called hebrew. It's real language, I thought you would know that?
See this is why I have asked your point? Because apparently the things you were asking confetti to state, were not the things I thought.

OrgoneConclusion said:

From my personal experience with BACs, "Judge not!" actually means "Judge very harshly - and often!" Not sure why JC was so fucking vague on this point.

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ConfettiHead said:

Way to back up your buddy Diploid. I presented my interpretation clearly and coherently, however it continues to be ignored by those who oppose my viewpoint. Apparently Shamanick was able to understand it with ease, but johnm can't grasp the idea of metaphorical teachings. He must think there was a real Jesus made out of bread (see John 6:35)! I presented my case politely and soundly, only when I was disrespected did I become unpolite. My apologies for that. Anyway, I never expected to win the debate, considering this forum is controlled by atheists and materialists.

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Cactilove said:

Well I suppose confettihead may need some help.
There are various ways to interpret the bible.
1. The fundamentalist way, as in literally, people getting swallowed by whales, earth is only 6000 years old, hellfire in brimstone.
2. Metaphorical, I.E. Jesus used a metaphor when he told his disciples: “You are the salt of the earth.” (Matthew 5:13) No, the disciples were not literally salt. But salt is a preservative, and the disciples carried a message that would preserve the lives of many people. Easy metaphorical example. Intentions of the writers? I know not.
3. Code: Yes, it is true some of the older bible books seem to actually be written in deep code! To find the true meaning the code must be cracked. The only logical way to do this would be to read them in hebrew and learn about the importance of their alphabet. One word in hebrew, can symbolize whole concepts in english. Such as....

ELOHIM
ELOHIM is usually translated as "GOD", Look deeper to crack the code.
The Word ALHIM in hebrew carries the feminine singular ALH. This combined with IM(masculine plural), actually suggests the unification of both male and female principles.
It actually turns out the old books, did not necessarily refer to a big sky daddy, but a deity that held unified masculine and feminine traits. God, was Hermaphroditic in principle!

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From http://deep-high.blogspot.com
While the YHWH name-formula is a 4-letter genetic grid, the ALHIM name-formula is a 5-letter genetic grid (which corresponds to the Human Genome formed of 4-letters that science labeled "ACTG"); it appears as if the 5-letter genetic grid corresponds to the Nephilim of old, the hybrids that are the missing link between "the-gods" and the later humans as we now are; in that logic, the gods would exhibit a 6-letter genetic grid. Thus by revealing merely a 5-letter genetic grid for the ALHIM, the secret of their 6-letter grid is not revealed & concealed; in other words, all that is revealed is all things relating to the Nephilim & up to that point only in the evolutionary ladder ("Jacob's Ladder"). Analogously, the relationship between the 5-letter ALHIM name- formula & the 4-letter YHWH (or YGWH if that is the case) is kept secret, thus how you transfer codes from a 5-grid to a 4-grid in both linguistic & genetic terms, is kept absolutely hidden.

In older articles in my blog I suggested that the extra letter of ALHIM to become as 6-letter grid letter is "B", so the full code name is "BALHIM"; this for ex seems to be the reason why in the novel & film "2001 A Space Odyssey" the computer going Psycho-Sentient is called "HAL", as moving 1+space up the alphabet this becomes "IBM", and putting both the HAL & IBM together yields the full code "BALHIM". I also elaborated in those older articles, that this "BALHIM" appears to be a "LAB" name in relation to "Laboratory" & such, so that the whole theme acquires an air of the film "The Planet of the Apes", where names of an extinct humanity formed the basis for the religion of the apes. In Standard English Gematria (a=1, b=2, .., z=26):


[ "Balhim" = 45 = Rev = Daniel ]


[link to www.youtube.com]


In this respect it is of crucial importance to realize that all these No. of letters transfers from 4-grid to 5-grid to 6-grid, are fractals of a dimensional conversion; in the animation video above, you clearly witness how the 4D HyperCube (at minute 0:50 & so on) becomes a 3D figure in the shape of a Cube, and a 2D figure in the shape of a Hexagon or "Star of David". This symbol was not hebrew at all, it became so only after the nazis utilized it to signal a jewish person; it has been used by seemingly all in the mystic traditions of Sacred Geometry. This particular Confluence of Dimensional Shapes, is widely known as "Metatron's Cube" in Sacred Geometry in general (while the 4D HyperCube itself is called a "Tesseract"). ***On a personal note, while doing my degree project in Architecture back then in the mid 80's, I discovered this Metatron's Cube all by myself, realizing its dimensional transfer implications; I proceeded to name my thesis "The Centered Archetype"***.

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The 6 letter genetic grid is CAT-DOG, ACTGOD, representing the Triple Helix, the missing link between the gods and humans.
The trinity is the Three Wise Men, Christ, Lucifer(YahWeh a.k.a. Allah) and Maitreya(Buddha), The number 666 in my opinion represents their DNA.
Bye

Cactilove said:

Well I suppose confettihead may need some help.

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