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Funniest Joke you ever heard?
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I cant remember what mine was, but I usual get cracked up by some good racial jokes.

Edited by Rahie (07/22/06 07:28 AM)

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
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Joke: What is it like to attempt to get Shroomerites to do something?

Answer: It's like trying to herd cats.

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
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Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster.

The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question.

His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: adamj]
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LMAO

Yeah I hear yeah about shroomeys lol

The father must be gifted like me.  :shocked:

Edited by Rahie (07/22/06 10:19 AM)

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: adamj]
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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says: "What is this, a joke?"


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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Asante]
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the one that has always stuck with me was this:

[an abriviated castrated verstion i must add]

during WW2 these two jews get into an argument at the shower when one of them gets angry picks up the soap and throws it at the other one.
the second one says "hey, lets not envolve perents in this argument"

:smirk:

holocust jokes are the best!
(there are far better ones but this one is a classic for me)


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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Simisu]
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That soap could have been my grandparents.

Daaaaaaammmnn that ruined my day.


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Oh man, I can't wait to see the look on those little Eichmanns' faces when they hear this crunchy groove.

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: MrNatural]
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Hey my Grandfather died in the camps!











he fell out of a guard tower.






I am just joking and holocaust was terrible.

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
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The following is an announcement by the National Association of Apple Growers:

"Fuck pears!"


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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Silversoul]
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Jackie the Jokeman told this one:
Two bananas are sitting on a riverbank, having a picnic.
A turd floats by on the river, calling out, "Hey bananas! Come on in, the water's great!"
One banana turns to the other and says, "You believe that shit?"


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.oOo. Are you high? .oOo.
.oOo. You look like you're on some kind of drug .oOo.

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Harmonic_Order]
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One day little 7 year old Johnny approaches his mother and asks, "mommy I know you are Jewish and dad is black, so am I more black or more Jewish?"

Johnny's mother looks at him in shock and says, my "Johnny where in the world did that come from.

Go ask your father and see what he says." So little Johnny waits until his father gets home from work and says, "daddy am I more black or am I more Jewish?"

Johnny's father looks at him surprised and asks "why would you ask something like that son?"

Johnny looks up at his father and says, "well daddy Bobby down the street is looking to sell his bike for 20 dollars.

I'm just wondering whether I should Jew him down to 15 or wait until it's dark and steal the fucking thing..."

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
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Actually, I found this one even funnier.

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events at the olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States."


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.oOo. Are you high? .oOo.
.oOo. You look like you're on some kind of drug .oOo.

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: bhamlaxy]
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lol
thats a good one

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?


































Niggers.


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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Amatoxin]
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Haha, funny, I was just gonna post that joke about the Flinstones....I just heard it the other day.

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
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http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/south-park-aristocrats.html


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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: barfightlard]
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bellylard said:
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/south-park-aristocrats.html


I don't get it?

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: barfightlard]
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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit?











The bucket.
hahaha, i laughed when i heard that one. IN NO WAY AM I RACIST OK.

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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.







Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.


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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Silversoul]
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.


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