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Rahie
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5889261 - 07/22/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
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butane
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
#5889327 - 07/22/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Damn that one was good Rahie!
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: butane]
#5889385 - 07/23/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Very good, I like the flintstones one, LOL.
A black kid who just started 8th grade comes home and tells his father about PE class and how they have to take a shower together. The father knows what he is eluding to. The kid says "Is it b/c I'm black dad?" The father replies "No son, it's b/c your 18"
Websters definition for confusion: Father's Day on Harlem
How do you get 30 Jews into a VW bug? Throw a quarter in How do you get them out? Tell them Hitler's driving
Good or bad? 5 niggers in a caddy goin over a cliff?
Bad, you can get 10 niggers in a caddy
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Rahie
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: LouiseLouise]
#5889429 - 07/23/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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How do you start a black parade?
roll a 40 down the street.
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: LouiseLouise]
#5889457 - 07/23/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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^^ good one
Staying true to the title, I've always considered these two to be the best I've heard:
A german, an itailian and a pollock in the woods. The German guy says, boy, I gotta take a shit. Italian: Whatta ya gonna wipe yer ass with? German: I dunno, some leaves or something. He comes back and he says: Man, I feel so much better, ahhh. The Italian guy says: Yeah, you look it, what did ya wipe yer ass with? German: I couldn't find any good leaves, so I used a dollar bill, it worked good. So the Italian says "Imma go take a shit, too" He comes back and says "Ahhh, I feel so much better. The dollar bill was a good idea." So, the pollock says "You guys look so relieved, Imma go take a shit, too" He comes back a little while later with shit all over his hand. The Italian and German are laughing and saying "What'd you wipe yer ass with, your hand?" The pollock says, "Nah, I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used a buck in change" 
The other I like alot:
A botonist comes up with some good ways of growing fruit that is multiflavored: So, he goes to the patent office. Tells the man "I have an orange that tastes like grapes" Man: BS He says, "No, really, here, try" The man takes a bite and says "WOW, it does!" He says, "Flip it over, it tastes like grapes" The man does, "WOW, incredible!" The guy says "I got lots more, heres a pineapple that tastes like bannanas" Man: "WOW" The first guy says "Flip it over, it tastes like peaches" Man: "Just incredible!" The First guy says "I'm just gettin warmed up. I got an apple that tastes like a pussy." Man "Now, your pullin my leg, this I gotta see" "Here, try" The man bites into it and starts spittin it out >pttui, ptui, pt pt pt, YUCK! IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!" The guy says "Well, flip it over!"

Hope you got a kick outta that, I did.
peace
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Edited by LouiseLouise (07/23/06 12:39 AM)
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Rahie
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: LouiseLouise]
#5889525 - 07/23/06 01:15 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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lmao Flip it over! he should have made it take a shower first
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
#5889529 - 07/23/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: LouiseLouise]
#5889538 - 07/23/06 01:26 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Racists but still funny.
Whats yellow and black and makes people laugh?
A busload of niggers goin over a cliff.
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Whats the 3 shortest books ever written?
1) Jewish Business Ethics
2) Polish Wit & Wisdom
3) Negros I've Met While Sailing (Yatching)
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What's up with white people and eating dick?
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