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so a rapist, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar and that was just the first guy
blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.
Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.
And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?
little boy is staying at grandparents house for the weekend. he follows grandpa around while he does his chores. when grand paw mows the grass the boy asks if he can mow. grandpas says can your dick touch your asshole? little boy says no. grandpa: well theres your answer. later grandpa is sharpening the lawnmower blade. little boy says can i help? grandpa: can your dick touch your asshole? boy: no. grandpa: well theres your answer. later grandpa is chopping wood. boy: can i help? grandpa: can your dick touch your asshole? boy: no. grandpa: well theres your answer. why dont you go inside with your grandma. shes making cookies. later grandpa comes in to the boy sittng at the table with aplate of cookies. grandpa: can i have one of those? boy: can your dick touch your asshole? grandpa: hell yeah it can. boy: then why dont you go fuck yourself then old man
-------------------- Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual growth of the hemp fields?
o Henry Ford
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