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InvisibleDHJH
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Here's a joke.
    #3072201 - 08/31/04 03:47 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

>I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
> >and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
> >my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> >
> >There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one

> >thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty

> >years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
> >regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view

> >of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
> >was near anyone else.
> >
> >One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> >wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
> >me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
> >for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

> >She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got

> >married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and

> >couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and

> >if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was
> >stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
> >When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
> >down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
> >went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of

> >the house. I walked straight towards my car.
> >
> >My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
> >he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
> >little test.
> >
> >We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
> >family."
> >
> >The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car


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Re: Here's a joke. [Re: DHJH]
    #3072207 - 08/31/04 03:49 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Here's a joke. [Re: DHJH]
    #3072933 - 08/31/04 09:14 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

HAHAHHA

funniest joke i've heard in a long time


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Re: Here's a joke. [Re: DHJH]
    #3072977 - 08/31/04 09:36 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Hehehehehee good moral


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I'm floating in the sea of stars,
I'm drifting away from the shore
I will be lost in the dream when the dark days come
But I will make the time run backwards and
I'll make the stars shine again


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Re: Here's a joke. [Re: DHJH]
    #3073278 - 08/31/04 12:07 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: !


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In the strangest of places if you look at it right...



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Re: Here's a joke. [Re: DHJH]
    #3074739 - 08/31/04 06:10 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:grin:


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