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InvisibleIn(di)go
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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #3911995 - 03/13/05 05:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
Go fucking tell the girl and report back already.

I dont have all day to sit around and monitor this thread to find out if she's gonna hate you forever or not.

The suspense is killing me.




hahahaa exactly what i was thinking... he hasn't replied for a while, though... so i think he may be over there right now... could take a while as well...

edit: typo


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: In(di)go]
    #3912000 - 03/13/05 05:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

But yes I am sure there are...but in the meantime I will just get some sex on the side from some clubbing women. Of course I will use a condom..not just because of desiese but I do not want to get her pregnant..


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3912015 - 03/13/05 05:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

what would grissom say? : "Follow the evidence"

any teethmarks, nicks? does Rissy have braces perchance? get to the bathroom bin before the CSI and their DNA guy gets in there.

get someone to follow the sheets to the laundry - try to prove possible misdereliction of handling duty.

you'll need full weather, astronomy, astrology, psychology, garbology, fellatiology and premenstrualsyndromology backskances in 360 degrees going back two months.

check the neighbours' kids for audio recording equipment and wireless videosending bugs.

have Rissy's underwear whisked away from her dirties bag for inspection.

if all else fails, point out the boss-eyed 60something who works at the local scout hut. put me down for a Rissy coffee mug.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker] * 1
    #3912038 - 03/13/05 05:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

There is another option.....How hot is da MOM ??? :blush:


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: vinsue]
    #3912051 - 03/13/05 05:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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vinsue said:
There is another option.....How hot is da MOM ??? :blush:


:lol:


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: vinsue]
    #3912056 - 03/13/05 05:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

this thread is funny.. sorry though dude.

i voted dont tell your girlfriend just yet.. cut down on drinking fo sure.

and i'll take a bumpersticker  :grin:


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: In(di)go]
    #3912060 - 03/13/05 05:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

= 4 sum??


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: vinsue]
    #3912086 - 03/13/05 05:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i think that totally depends on how hot the mom is...


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: In(di)go]
    #3912098 - 03/13/05 05:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Us old farts sometimes bang anything. :blush:.........Sometimes...


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: vinsue]
    #3912112 - 03/13/05 05:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I don't believe you banged your gf's sister, I think you just want to sound pimpish


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: SmokeyMcpot]
    #3912201 - 03/13/05 05:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)



maybe he should rename the thread when he gets his arm outta plaster. i sure hope Rissy was worth it.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3912202 - 03/13/05 05:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Soooooo?!?!?!

What happened?! Inquiring minds want to know!


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3912252 - 03/13/05 06:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You better tell your girlfreind. She's guarenteed to find out sooner or later, and if you tell her you can at least do some dammage control.

This wasn't an accident. I'm no girl, but I'm pretty sure that sleeping with your sister's boy freind is worth about 10,000 sibling rivalry points. Your girlfreind will find out, and her sister won't successfully cooperate in keeping it a secret.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #3912279 - 03/13/05 06:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:

Go fucking tell the girl and report back already.

I dont have all day to sit around and monitor this thread to find out if she's gonna hate you forever or not.

The suspense is killing me.




Me too

and I have to take my son back to his mother soon.

I don't wanna miss this!!


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: phi1618]
    #3912282 - 03/13/05 06:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yes being honest is the only way...I ruined it with one of my ex's for not telling her I was smoking pot...then she found out, well I told her finally..she had some good sex when I was stoned...but I fucked it up by not being honest, plus we both wanted to date other people...


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Jim]
    #3912294 - 03/13/05 06:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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GratefulJim said:
Honest mistake...




...that gets you screwed. good luck.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: chocbruce]
    #3912451 - 03/13/05 07:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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i would be like "so apparently, your sister gave me a blow job while i was passed out drunk last night... so she says, but i dont remember it, cause i was all blacked out"




Thats what he should say., but he left before he could read it. :shrug:

This is like a damn soap. I wonder how it turned out....


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: TYL3R]
    #3912483 - 03/13/05 07:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's better your girl hears it from you and from her sister. Maybe they conspired to see if you would cheat on her, bitches are evil like that.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: discoabe]
    #3912509 - 03/13/05 07:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hmmmm if you and your girl have been together for about three years, doesnt she know you post here in the pub??? I think she may already be pissy about Rissy...

that was bad, in any case hope all is going well.

:goodluck:


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: discoabe]
    #3912528 - 03/13/05 07:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

OH MY GOD.

I had a "buddy" who was in this same situation. Dating a very beautiful Persian girl who had a younger more beautiful Persian sister. Girlfriend has to go in and do a shift, boyfriend is at home, sister comes home from school. Sister says, i wont tell, i just want to fuck you. Boyfriend fucks the living jesus out of sister.

In the end everyone found out about everything(this continued for like a year....) and the sisters just hated each other. The guy left though anyways, cuz they both were crazy persian bitches anyways.

The end.

Dont tell her. If you know in your heart of hearts you wont do it again, why punish her by telling, keep it to yourself. Just dont do it again. And talk with the sister. tell her it was a mistake, you love her sister, you want to make sure that she doesn't get hurt, but tell her you can't tell.


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