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KackleDude
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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: encryptor]
#4115986 - 04/30/05 07:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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where do black widows come from?
Oakland.
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SoopaX
Criminal DrugAnalyst

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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: encryptor]
#4117896 - 05/01/05 06:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Whats the difference between a bucket of placenta and a bucket of gravel?
You can't do shots of gravel.
Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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SoopaX
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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: encryptor]
#4117898 - 05/01/05 06:48 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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heh
What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
an erection.
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myndreach
philosopher



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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: SoopaX]
#4118139 - 05/01/05 09:05 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Some of these are horrible...
The racist ones really dissapoint me :-(
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Roadkill
Retired Shroomery Mod


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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: encryptor]
#4118191 - 05/01/05 09:40 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why is there no Mexican Olympic Team?
Cause every Mexican that can run, jump or swim...is already in the United States!~
lolzz
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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PawPaw
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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: Roadkill]
#4118241 - 05/01/05 10:02 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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What color is a nigger when he gets run over by a steamroller?
Flat black
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: myndreach]
#4118265 - 05/01/05 10:12 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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its nothing more then a joke no mallest or hate behind it as far as i know. SO does Dave Chappel disapoint you as well, he is a nation wide commic that basses his entire show on ethnicity. I think it is hillarius when dave dresses like a white dude. Compared to black people we are a bunch of tight asses. We are all diffferent. Its true that black males are known for a high rate of crime, Its true mexicans take naps mid day. Its true we are a bunch of dorkey tight asses that otherwise would have some cheesy ass jokes if it wasnt for races. A joke is a joke and my friends and i chimed of 20 of the so called "racist " jokes. And what was even funnier was one of my buddies is mexican and puerto riccan and i was telling him a lot of jokes about his roots, We all laughed our asses off.
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Roadkill
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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: PawPaw]
#4118363 - 05/01/05 10:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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why are aspirin white in color and not black?
you want them to work don't you!~
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why do black people call us honkeys?
it's the last thing they hear before we run them over!~
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Thin White Duke
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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: encryptor]
#4118369 - 05/01/05 10:49 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anything that beings with:
'I'm not racist, but...'
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Corporal Kielbasa

Registered: 05/29/04
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Zeppa please take all thos ethreads and copy and past into here. Then delete em all. Mods dont like looking trew a zillion threads.
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Adom
Totally Nude

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These are bad ass jokes, I don't think his will work.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: Roadkill]
#4119011 - 05/01/05 02:28 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Roadkill said: Why is there no Mexican Olympic Team?
Cause every Mexican that can run, jump or swim...is already in the United States!~
lolzz
Ah hahahaha
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Ravus
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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: encryptor]
#4119102 - 05/01/05 02:49 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why is basketball a black man's favorite sport?
So he can steal, shoot, and run.
What do you call a black man with no women, weapons or drugs?
An Inmate.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit.
What's the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven.
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SoopaX
Criminal DrugAnalyst

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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: Adom]
#4119964 - 05/01/05 06:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Did you all hear about Evil Knevials racist cousin, Ku Klux Knevil? He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: SoopaX]
#4119975 - 05/01/05 06:16 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thats a local classic
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SoopaX
Criminal DrugAnalyst

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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: SoopaX]
#4120277 - 05/01/05 06:51 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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How many black college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets 6 credits for it.
Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.
What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.
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Edited by SoopaX (05/01/05 06:59 PM)
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SoopaX
Criminal DrugAnalyst

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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: SoopaX]
#4120566 - 05/01/05 07:41 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?
They couldn't find three wise women or a virgin.
A kid goes to his dad and says "Can I have 5$ for a guinea pig?" The father says "here is 10$, find a nice Irish girl".
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Edited by SoopaX (05/01/05 07:48 PM)
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Trainwreck
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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: SoopaX]
#4120842 - 05/01/05 08:34 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I got a fucking joke.
Zeppa.
Owned.
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Urb
Last Man Standing


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I was standing in front of the local bar the other night. In the distance I seen what appeared to be a midget pulling something very large. As he got closer I seen he was dragging a huge chain that looked heavier than he was. I asked him , " Say Bro , why are you pulling that chain?" He said, " Have you ever tried pushing one of these motherfuckers!"
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Urb
Last Man Standing


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Re: Bad ASS Jokes [Re: Urb]
#4121101 - 05/01/05 09:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Johnnies older sister sister wanted to go out on a date one night. She asked her Father , " Paw , Can I go out tonight?" He said," I guess so , but you had best be home before midnight. If your not you know the consequences. You either have to suck my dick , or let me fuck you in the ass." She said , " Oh Paw , I promise I'll be home before midnight!" " OK." He said.
So she is out having a good time , drinking & dancing it up. She notices it's almost midnight so she tells her date to hurry up & get her home. The are racing to the house & its 30 minutes past midnight, all the lights are off & she decides to try & sneak in the house. As she is tip toeing through the living room , the lights come on & its her father. "Damnit girl , I told you to be home before midnight!", He said. " Oh Paw , its only 12:30!" "I don't care girl , you know the deal. Whats it gonna be?" Reluctantly she said, " I guess I'll just give you a blowjob daddy." So she unzips his pants & starts sucking his dick , when a strange look came over her face. She spit out his dick & said , " Daddy , your dick taste like shit!"
He just smiles & said , " Yup , your little brother Johnnie got in late too."
-------------------- Texas Honey Badger said: I went to boys town in Nuevo Laredo when I was in my early ‘30s There was a bunch of trannys even way back then I paid probably $20 but I was so drunk I couldn’t get a hard on -Whenever you hear 5 blasts from the emergency horn that’s the signal for a 30 minute buttfucking break- Fiery said: I wish I was a young sexy woman so I could have awesome sexy adventures all the time[/quote] split_by_nine said: i did the man bun.[/quote] 1234go said: I don't have a dog. I can't stand em...They're needy animals for needy people.
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