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InvisibleAtheist
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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Cowgold]
    #8196648 - 03/26/08 01:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Atheist said:
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Freeker said:
I don't know who to respond to so this is to you photoguy.

I may as well say what happened, as many of you are interested.

To make a brusque summary, I went over there, told her what hapened. She was shocked, all I really did was told the truth about everything, the bj, the booze, the no recollection. The crying started shortly afterwards...

After maybe 30 minutes of talking and trying to calm her down, I just came out with a "i understand if you never want to see me again." After a long, very awkward silence she told me she would call me tommorow night because she wasn't in the mood to look at me. Meh... could have been worse




what a lame ending



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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Atheist]
    #8196675 - 03/26/08 01:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Oh... I could've read through. I'm lazy sometimes.


I'll have to read this through after work.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Cowgold]
    #8196680 - 03/26/08 01:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

its not worth it

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #8196753 - 03/26/08 02:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

lmao if you tell her.... it's all over dude, i'm just saying.

It's her SISTER. We're talking the two people that get jealous over the smallest iddy bitty things since they could stand up.

Do you realize the implications of this? Don't say a word and hope for the best.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: future]
    #8196870 - 03/26/08 02:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

okay, this thread is over three years old....stop giving advice

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #8196896 - 03/26/08 02:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Re: Maybe you didnt have sex .....

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I'm pretty sure we did, I had one of those 10 minute piss sessions this morning.



Umm, not to sound like my body is just like everyone else's, but what the fuck does that have to do with having sex?

You had a long pee. Oh well then you must have had sex....


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #8197336 - 03/26/08 04:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Maybe you didnt have sex .....

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I'm pretty sure we did, I had one of those 10 minute piss sessions this morning.



Umm, not to sound like my body is just like everyone else's, but what the fuck does that have to do with having sex?

You had a long pee. Oh well then you must have had sex....




Hmm Regardless of the age of the thread. WTF!
Long piss=sex. I`m no daun jaun, but I`ve been having sex for well over 12 years. I have no clue what he means by this.......


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #8198150 - 03/26/08 06:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I would have ripped your nuts off if you told me that.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Adden]
    #8198164 - 03/26/08 06:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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the simplest solution is to have the sex with both of them




Amen.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: 40oz]
    #8198183 - 03/26/08 07:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

before you talk about it to your girlfriend, take her sister out for a couple beers and ask her exactly what happened

shit, I just realized how old this thread is... now I gotta read 5 pages and find out what happened :grin:


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: dark1313star]
    #8198204 - 03/26/08 07:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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dark1313star said:
before you talk about it to your girlfriend, take her sister out for a couple beers and ask her exactly what happened

shit, I just realized how old this thread is... now I gotta read 5 pages and find out what happened :grin:




It would be great if you can update me when do this :laugh:


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #8198262 - 03/26/08 07:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

who fucked better?

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: TheCow]
    #8198273 - 03/26/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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who fucked better?




Haha I'm kinda curious about that too.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: TheCow]
    #8198279 - 03/26/08 07:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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who fucked better?




I think that question cannot be answered due to the fact that the sisters are Siamese twins

This thread is a fraud


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Merkin] * 1
    #8198301 - 03/26/08 07:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

he should have at least said witch one was hotter

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Callampin]
    #8198351 - 03/26/08 07:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

What a waste of my time. He didn't even do the sister. :mad:


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: dill705]
    #8198410 - 03/26/08 07:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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What a waste of my time. He didn't even do the sister. :mad:




what do you mean?


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Merkin]
    #8198456 - 03/26/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

O read the whole shit, he never did the sister. He got some dome, but that isn't :missionary:.

Then, he told his GF, she broke up with him, and he didn't even do the sister after. I woulda hit that shit.


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I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW!

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: dill705]
    #8198480 - 03/26/08 08:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, w/o doing the sis it kinda lost steam :mad:

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #10854091 - 08/13/09 04:34 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Freeker said:
We've been going at it for roughly 3 years, the thing is in the back of my mind I know its most likely over... but I love this woman.

I realize there is no way to tell her I had sex with your sister but I still love you.

I'm gonna head over to her house in 20 mins or so and tell her





well sucks to be you because even if you stay together she is never going to forget about it.

Its always going to be there in the back of her head.

i am saying how fucking dare her sister to do that to her.
and shame on you for having her have to go through this. :nono:

trust me Ive been there.the only thing different with my situation is that we were separated for 4 years before it happen.

needless to say i don't talk to my sister any more.


but you guys are still together so you are pretty fucked. :foreheadslap:


it still haunts me to this day.

i guess it depends on how strong of a relationship you guys have and if she is strong enough to forgive you.


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