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OfflineShroomFan
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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3335850 - 11/09/04 01:36 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

WHAT DID THE TWO CONDOMS SAY TOO EACH OTHER AT THE GAY PARTY?








WANNA GET SHITFACED


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: beatlebangboy]
    #3335942 - 11/09/04 02:28 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

How do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?



















Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: Psychoslut]
    #3335979 - 11/09/04 03:26 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

rofflez,

How do you make your wife scream during sex?




















Call her and tell her where you are.


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: Psychoslut]
    #3335982 - 11/09/04 03:30 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Psychoslut reminded me of another:
How do you make your wife moan after sex?





































Get up and wipe your dick on the drapes.


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: nonoman]
    #3336098 - 11/09/04 06:01 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: A garbage can full of dead babies.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: The one at the bottom is still alive.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: He has to eat his way to freedom.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: He goes back for more.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

yay dead babies


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: twigz]
    #3336100 - 11/09/04 06:03 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Q: Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A: So you can tell which ones are still alive.


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: twigz]
    #3336387 - 11/09/04 08:21 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

when did all these dead baby jokes come into play?

Q: how do you reuse a condom?
A: turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

(dont try that, seriously, people think your telling the truth sometimes, i swear people are idiots)


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: Phychotron]
    #3336461 - 11/09/04 08:53 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

-What do you call a smart blonde?

*a golden retriever


-How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

*None, they can do the dishes in the dark.


-What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
*Nothing, she's already been tolds twice.

-Why do women have small feet?
*So they can get closer to the sink.

-How do you get 100 old cows in a shed?
*Put a "Bingo" sign out front.

-What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

*A women who won't do what she's told.


A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: greenhaze]
    #3336479 - 11/09/04 08:58 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Whats better than banging an 8 year old girl?






Turning her around and pretending she's an 8 year old boy... :wink:



Whats better than banging an 8 year old boy?







Nothing!


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OfflineMrBump
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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: newuser1492]
    #3336841 - 11/09/04 10:56 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Has anyone heard about the new Caddilac Tel Aviv?

word is it can stop on a dime, and pick it up!
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canoes tip!


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There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: MrBump]
    #3337756 - 11/09/04 02:56 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Why does the bride wear white?
























So the dishwasher matches the refridgerator.


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: beatlebangboy]
    #3337920 - 11/09/04 03:38 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

a pizza doesnt scream in the oven.


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: beatlebangboy]
    #3338079 - 11/09/04 04:13 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

whats the difference between a jazz musician and a large pizza?

a large pizza can feed a family of four.


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?


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Re: Funniest Joke [Re: MrBump]
    #3354805 - 11/13/04 06:49 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Belfast humour. Wee Aggie is approached by a man as she steps off the number 9 bus to the city centre, "excuse me, love, do you know that your left breast is hanging out?"

"Good God!" Says Aggie, "I've left the kid on the bus again!!"





Jimmy gets on the bus to Cooks town (small village) with a suit case. He starts to argue with the driver on the fare, "c'mon now! ?3.00! That's a bit much, no?"
After ten minutes of this the driver is pissed off. Stopping half way across a bridge above a fast flowing river he grabs Jimmy's case, out the door it flies, into the water, and away.
"Wha'!?!" Says Jimmy, "is it not enough you're trying to rob me, you gotta' go and try and drown my son an'all!!


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