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OfflinePathos
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Funniest prank you ever pulled
    #3502055 - 12/15/04 04:28 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

In 10th grade, my friends and I devised a little plan called operation anarchy destructo:

You know how whenever you bring some kind of pastry or dessert into school (at least in highschool) everyone always asks for some, even if they dont really know you? Well, to counter this, we decided to make a batch of special brownies and bring them in. What was the special ingredient? Meat, of course.

Thats right, we made a batch of brownies just as the box's instructions said, except we added about a pound of ground beef (cooked), along with some season salt for flavoring, to the mix before we baked it.

We brought it to school, and, as expected, lots of random people were on our nuts to get a brownie. When approached, I gave them out freely to the unsuspecting fools.

Some of them spit it out, saying, "what the fuck is that, meat!?" Others chewed slowly for a while, trying to figure out what was different about that particular brownie, and why it had a spongy texture. One kid thought he was insulting me by saying that my brownies sucked. I informed him that he had eaten a meat brownie, and he quickly realized that the joke was on him. My favorite reaction was a girl who was trying to be polite by eating an entire brownie (must've been hell for her).

It was fun, but word was getting around that I put drugs in the brownies, and being the paranoid kid that I was, I had to abort. However, I still consider it a success and a fond memory.

What kind of shit have you pulled?


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
    #3502069 - 12/15/04 04:34 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I left a dildo on this cunt's doorstep once and TPed her house, but somehow she found out it was me and called my parents up and brought my dad the dildo in a paper bag. I'll never forget the look on his face when she pulled it out. It was pink and like a foot long. :grin:


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
    #3502070 - 12/15/04 04:35 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)





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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
    #3502281 - 12/15/04 06:15 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I've got lots....................

Many years ago at work me and a friend of mine after a large snow fall went out into the parking lot and lifted a large bolder of snow left by the snow plow. We carried it into the mens room and proceeded to lift it over the closed door of the stall and onto the lap of this guy who was taking a dump.

Must have been 40 Lbs of snow ........ The guy was pissed :blush:

We laughed for days :grin:


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
    #3502304 - 12/15/04 06:27 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Large halloween pumpkin, stolen off neibors porch. Made into bong, used all night, returned to porch in morning

  pretty lame prank, but i can just imagine the look on their face  :confused:


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
    #3502355 - 12/15/04 06:53 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I've never been much of one for pranks. 40 pulled the best one I've ever seen. The best prank I've pulled, and I think the only one to date, was where me and some friends were jamming together, and we were waiting on the other guitarist, whose equipment we were carrying in my friend's truck. As we were waiting for him, we conspired to tell him that his Marshall half-stack fell off the back of the truck on the freeway.


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: silversoul7]
    #3502439 - 12/15/04 07:22 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Some strong skunk weed added to the stuffing for the family christmas dinner quite a few years ago.

That was a mellow xmas afternoon with the folks!


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3502468 - 12/15/04 07:30 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I'm doing that this year. :wink:


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    #3502570 - 12/15/04 08:06 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: blink]
    #3502832 - 12/15/04 10:31 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Years ago, me and some friends were really into stupid things. One of them was to spot an house with a tree right in front of the main door, put a lot of toilet paper in it, ring the door wait 30 sec so the guy inside have time to wake up and come to the door, and light the toilet paper with lighters :smirk:
So after a while we begin to have some experience with timing and people who open their door to see their tree in fire. Of course the paper burt so fast there was no damage to the trees. But once we got caught and someone called the police and they call at my parents house because they got the immatriculation of my mother's car ( we must have been 16y at that time ) So I have to call back the police and say it was me, the dumbass who put toilet paper in the trees etc. But the guy didnt put charges so we got no troubles.
Knowing that and since my friends were with me and I dont like to be the only dumbass of the night, I called my friend Dan and said he had to call the police to confess. :grin:
He had to call officier Billy B. :smirk: and confess about everything.
Damn, I was sure that at the second they told him there was no officier Billy B he would just hang up and get the joke but no...

He asked for someone else, and confess EVERYTHING, each trees we've done, how we proceeded, etc.
Since that day, we always remind him of it once in a while. My best joke ever.


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Gus]
    #3502983 - 12/15/04 12:05 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i pooped all over myself and rolled on the carpet like a puppy at my parents anniversary party!

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pretty hazy party.


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: 40oz]
    #3503009 - 12/15/04 12:18 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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fortyounces2freedom said:








Forty I have no clue who you are but that Hilarious.

I taped a small tack in the teachers chair once and she was pissed. I also left a squirting dildo in the principal's office one day. It had a button to press and it squirted the liquid you put into the chamber. Well I put a littel water and gave it to a couple of friend to put stuff in. I have no clue what they put in it. He pushed the button and it squirted him and we all cracked up. We were waiting outside his office for him to yell or something. He just cussed really loud. it was hilarious.


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
    #3504050 - 12/15/04 04:51 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Thought it was kindda funny...

http://www.distortednetworks.com/hah.avi


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
    #3504525 - 12/15/04 06:10 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

When I was about 15 I convinced my girlfriend that she had hypnotized me and I ran down the street screaming and ripping my shirt off... she cried for like 4 hours and broke up with me  :shrug:


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: duster]
    #3504918 - 12/15/04 07:06 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

that video, it was pretty lame, classic stupid shit, then the last thing was funny as hell :lol: that's pretty fucked up.  not really a prank tho


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: duster]
    #3504923 - 12/15/04 07:06 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

The 7th floor of our dorm set off the fire alarm at 3 am once, so in retaliation I tied all of the doorknobs together in the hall with twine. I made it tight enough that none of the doors could open to the inside without cutting the twine outside. I later found out I wasn't the first to do this but it was funny as hell.


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: 40oz]
    #3506601 - 12/16/04 12:02 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fortyounces2freedom said:







:lol:

You should be re-named to "Freedom From 40 Rolls of Duct Tape"....!

Those pictures crack me up....!    If I am ever at a gathering with you I am definately bringing my anti-adhesive lotion....!    :lol:

ChoW~ bro~,
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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #3506979 - 12/16/04 01:27 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

forty, that was just plain a little slice of wonderful


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
    #3507048 - 12/16/04 01:43 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I use to work at the mall

so when I was bored, I use to find a new quarter(a really shiney one)

walk out to the front of my store.
put a little super glue on one side of the quarter
put it right in the middle of the walk way, put my foot over it
until I was sure the glue had dried
then it was time to sit back and watch the fun

people would almost break their neck in mid stride to turn around
and pick up the quarter before anyone else
they'd first try just picking it up, then trying to dig their fingers underneath
it, then they'd try to kick it.
thing is the quarters so flat, you'll never get it unglued

I would laugh for hours on end at people trying like hell to get this one quarter.


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: joe666]
    #3507069 - 12/16/04 01:48 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i'm going to have to try that quarter trick. i'm easily amused. as far as the duck tape goes...used to get high and get taped up all the time...dragged down the stairs...somewhere...there are pictures of me really pissed off and bound in duck tape hanging almost upside down.


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