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Offlinetumebadger
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Re: tell us a joke... [Re: BrAiN]
    #11761774 - 01/03/10 10:02 PM (14 years, 27 days ago)

yea yea yea.... i'm bringin it back, but only if i can share some 9/11 jokes...  if not then i won't.


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Re: tell us a joke... [Re: tumebadger]
    #18692422 - 08/11/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

a foreign exchange student just arriving needs to purchase some basic needs

so he walks into a bakery he asks the guy for a bum, the bakes says do you mean bun? and the guy goes, ya whatever get me the bum

next hes in a hardware store and asks the clerk for a fuckit, puzzled the clerk finally asks do you mean bucket, and hes like yaa whatever just give me the fuckit

lonely in the new world he goes to the pet store, he asks for a
cockan-spankit, the owner of the pet store goes you must mean a
cocker-spaniel and hes like whatever get me the cockan-spankit

now his beloved dog gets off the leash in the park, and he has to chase it, but hes holding all his items he has purchased ,so he goes up to an old man on a bench and asks him

can you hold my bum and fuckit while i get my cock and spank it







Quote:

a teenage girl walks into a barber shop with her headphones on and ask for a cut

in the chair the barber asker her to take off her headphones so he could cut, she proclaims "id just die without my music, im leaving them on"

the barber starts cutting her hair really slowly trying the best he could to not make her look like a retard, but was having trouble cause of her headphones

he noticed she fell asleep though so he takes them off to finish the cut

next thing he noticed she is limp in the chair, he takes her pulse, nothing

baffled he puts the head phones on

machine head by bush was playing looped on the part where he sings

breath in, breath out ,breath in, breath out






Quote:

an old pirate looking sea fairer walks into a bar, he has a ships's wheel on his crotch, he sits down beside a guy on the bar and orders a drink

the guy he sat next to wonders about the wheel but says nothing

a few drinks later the guy notices the wheel again and this time asks the old guy why he has a ships wheel on his pants

the old man replies :arrrg drives me nuts!"




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