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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Silversoul]
#5887407 - 07/22/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.
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hoopershroomer
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5887424 - 07/22/06 12:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i got one....but listen, and soon as i ask the jk question, answer in your head asap without too much thinking or it wont work say "silk" 3 times, fast........
what do cows drink?........i bet 75% of you said "milk", lol am i right? its water!
say shop, 3 times fast......
what do you do at a green light?.......lol, funny huh?
i cant really think of any real funny ones right now
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Silversoul]
#5887427 - 07/22/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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How do u starve a black man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots.
What do you call a black man having sex? Rape.
Why is there no mexican olympic team? All the mexicans who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: fudge_shorts]
#5887490 - 07/22/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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What can a pizza do that a black man cant?
Feed a family of four!
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? *DELETED* [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5887566 - 07/22/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Post deleted by Scratcher<p>Reason for deletion: funny but racist
Edited by Scratcher (07/22/06 08:01 PM)
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kilroy69
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Scratcher]
#5887612 - 07/22/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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It was right after MJ's dad got killed and he quit basketball to play baseball.
Q.How do you get MJ to quit playing baseball?
A. Kill his mom.
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Newbie
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: kilroy69]
#5887623 - 07/22/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Q: What did Abraham Lincoln say the morning following the Civil War party?
A: I freed the what?!
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Newbie]
#5887642 - 07/22/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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want to know about the time i realised i was god? so, there i was in my room praying to god, when i had noticed i was just talking to myself.
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: the_END]
#5887661 - 07/22/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Godel and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar.
Heisenberg looks around and says, "Because there are three of us and because this is a bar, it must be a joke. But the question remains, is it funny or not?"
Godel thinks for a moment and says, "Well, because we're inside the joke, we can't tell whether it's funny. We'd have to be looking at it from the outside to know."
Chomsky looks at both of them and says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong." _______
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: splifner180]
#5887671 - 07/22/06 02:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rahie writes: "I don't get it?"
Read me.
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: fudge_shorts]
#5888566 - 07/22/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh I got it, I was just repeating what one of the south park characters said at the end.
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Amatoxin
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
#5888586 - 07/22/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up.
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
#5888592 - 07/22/06 07:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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What do you call 4 white guys pushing a car down a road?
White Power
What do you call 4 black guys pushing a car down a road?
Black Power What do you call 4 mexicans pushing a car down a road?
Grand theft auto
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Amatoxin
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: supra]
#5888615 - 07/22/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
#5888622 - 07/22/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rahie said: I cant remember what mine was, but I usual get cracked up by some good racial jokes.
Why do they stuff that ball of cotton into pill containers............
To remind the niggers that before they were pill poppin' drug addicts, they were cotton pickers.
Cheers.
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: boatlaunch]
#5888641 - 07/22/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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what's with the race jokes, people
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Asante]
#5888657 - 07/22/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I agree racism is uncool.
What the difference between god and doctors? God doesn't think he's a doctor.
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Rahie]
#5888710 - 07/22/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are talking, discussing matters, when the Catholic priest suddenly asks the rabbi, "So, you notice my new altarboy?". The rabbi answers, "Why yes, I did notice him!", to which the priest replies, "You wanna screw him?". The rabbi looks baffled. "Out of what?"
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Asante]
#5888726 - 07/22/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said: what's with the race jokes, people
I just find racist jokes funny for some reason 
I'm definitely not racist though, quite a few of my friends are Jamaican and I often get invited around to sample their Jerk chicken/curried goat etc. Can't beat Caribbean cuisine!
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Funniest Joke you ever heard? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5888739 - 07/22/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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What's purple, squealing, and covered in pus?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt
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