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Santa Claus creeps me out
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You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

Watch out? What will he do to me? This is just plain twisted.

He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town

How is he gonna find out? Phone tap? Video surveillence? Internet trace?

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake

GOD DAMN! Is there no escaping this pervert? This weird-ass, peeping-Tom?

He knows if you've been bad or good
Yeah, Like he can be a judge after that!

So be good for goodness sake!
Sounds like a threat. How can I get a restraining order?

O! You better watch out!
I'm packing double-ought - you do the watching out Fat Man!

You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

I'm going to check to make sure this offender is registered.


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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Swami]
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wouldn't this be better suited to another forum?

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Deviate]
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Where else do we discuss myth, societal impact and the subconscious mind?


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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Deviate]
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Hmm lets all sing the happy santa song =)


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Dre - A source of incoherent bullshit since 1986

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
Where else do we discuss myth, societal impact and the subconscious mind?



specifically what question or aspect of the above are we meant to be discussing?

Edited by Deviate (12/18/05 03:48 PM)

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Deviate]
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Why we celebrate and hero-worship such an obviously disturbed character.


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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Swami]
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to trick children into behaving?

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Swami]
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u scared of things u dont believe in

/flips on swami's rainbow nitelite

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Deviate]
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That's why we have the Boogie Man.


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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: fresh313]
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Well, too much Christmas bud has gotten me a leetle bit paranoid. :shiftyeyes: Need to balance out with rum-laced egg nog.


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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Swami]
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Q. What are Santa's elves called?

A. Subordinate Clauses. :rofl2:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Diploid]
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Q. Why is Santa so jolly?

A. Cuz he knows where all the naughty girls live. :rofl2:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Diploid]
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Wisconsin?


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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Swami]
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How'd you guess?

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Diploid]
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Lake Geneva - Playboy Mansion...


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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Swami]
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Ah, that figures...

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Deviate]
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Ever heard of CKY =P If so check your albums. If not download the MP3  :tongue2:


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Dre - A source of incoherent bullshit since 1986

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Dre]
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Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh

:laugh:  :cool:

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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
Q. Why is Santa so jolly?

A. Cuz he knows where all the naughty girls live. :rofl2:




:rofl2:


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Re: Santa Claus creeps me out [Re: Swami]
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Here is a bit on the shamanic origin of Santa:

"Santa Claus may somehow be derived from those of the Kamchatkan or Siberian shaman. Apparently, during the midwinter festival (holiday season) in Siberia (near the north pole), the shaman would enter a yurt (home) through the shangrak (chimney), bringing with him a sack of fly agaric mushrooms (presents) to give to the inhabitants. This type of mushroom is brightly colored red and white, like Santa Claus, though the relevance of this is questionable. The mushrooms were often hung (to dry) in front of the fireplace, much like the stockings of modern-day Christmas. Furthermore, the mushrooms were associated with reindeer who were known to eat them and become intoxicated. Reindeer are also associated with the shaman, and like Santa Claus, many people believed that the shaman could fly"

Santa Claus delivering drugs???


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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