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OfflineLearyfan
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Dog is "God" spelled backwards
    #578563 - 03/14/02 10:05 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

My roommates boyfriend got her a terrior/husky mix a while ago. She makes it sleep in a cage in the downstairs bathroom(our bedrooms are both upstairs). This dog barks almost every night when she gets put in the cage. Now, there's a heating/air conditioning vent that goes throughout the house. The vent also leads to my room.

This dog barks when she's put in the cage. The barks make their way to my room via the vent. I know this might sound weird, but the dog can tell when I can hear it's bark. It's like the bark goes through the vent and feels my conciousness, and travels back down to the dog, and the dog can tell if I heard it or not. So I got tired of getting barked awake though the vent, so I stuffed the vent in the bathroom where she sleeps so that she couldn't do that through the vent, right?

So that worked for a while. It felt so good to lay in bed and not get woken up. The bark was extemely muffled. I thought that the problem was solved. No no, the dog worked on it's bark. It experiemented with it's bark and developed a VERY annoying bark that can travel under her door, up the stairs, and under my door, and into my eardrums. Now I can hear the dog again. Now my only recourse is to go downstairs and smack the dogs ass when she wakes me up.

That fucking dog is evil. She knows damn well that when we put her in the cage at night, that she's not coming out. So she tries(and succeeds) to get revenge on us(I have great hearing, and my roommate has shitty hearing) by using her sonic bark. She barks, and the bark makes it's way up the stairs, and hits my ears, and bounces back to her, and she can tell weither I heard it, and probably how pissed off I am. She tries to communicate her anger towards us humans for locking her up by sending "waves" of sonic sound.

The other night, she started barking, and it woke me up. When I wake up, it's very hard for me to get back to sleep. So when she woke me up, and I was like "that's it", and sat up in my bed to get ready to go beat her ass. Keep in mind that she's too far away to hear me move around in my bed. So angerly I sit up, and then all of the sudden she stops barking. I know she stopped because by now she knows how to pick up my anger vibes on her waves of sonic annoying bark. She knew I was about to open a can of whoop ass on her.

Anytime that she sends out sonic waves of annoying bark vibration, and I have my cd player on, which muffles her bark, she can tell. She can tell when I can hear, and when I can't. She knows she's not getting out of the cage, she's pissed, and she's going to make us feel it. If there ever was such thing as evil, this dog is it.



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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Learyfan]
    #578647 - 03/14/02 12:16 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Why do you put the dog in a cage in the first place? It'd probably be much happier and wouldn't bark as much if it were free to roam around the house at night.


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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: skaMariaPastora]
    #578686 - 03/14/02 12:56 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

We realize that, but it would tear up everything, and probably piss and shit everywhere if it were able to roam free at night. I wish my roommate hadn't gotten it in the first place. The dog would probably be happier somewhere else or dead. She's just another dog that was bought by a moron who wanted to impress his girlfriend with a new cute little puppy so she could hold and cuddle it, without thinking about the reality of having a dog. When I looked out my window one night to see him walking outside with this dog he got, standing there all proud of himself, I wanted to kill him. For me and the dog.



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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Learyfan]
    #578738 - 03/14/02 02:06 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Your roommate is an asshole.
As for the dog, have you tried cotton balls in your ears ?

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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Learyfan]
    #578757 - 03/14/02 02:27 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Get a guide on dog training man.

Leave it in the cage for short periods while you are in during the day. If it stays quiet reward it with a biscuit. Gradually make the period longer always rewarding it when you go back to it for being quiet. Eventually it will be able to be quiet all night. Don't just sling it in the cage for 10 hours and come down and kick it's ass when it gets upset.

Get a humane barking collar if you havn't any time to spend training the dog. Or just give it to someone with the time instead.


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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Learyfan]
    #578773 - 03/14/02 02:42 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Get a collar of obedience like they had on Star Trek, there are some that are
sold that deliver a mild electric shock when the dog barks. It's nothing really
painful (you can test it on yourself) but it provides a negative stimulus whenever
it detects the vibrations of the dog barking.

Or you can try the Vulcan mind meld and talk to the dog about it...


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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Learyfan]
    #578783 - 03/14/02 02:51 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I didn't read Alex123's post and I reiterated what he said.

I would tell my roomate that it's not fair to the animal to keep it locked up
in a cage all nightt. Believe it or not, dogs have feelings too if you love your pet,
treat it that way. The dog probably gets lonely and bored, I would bring the cage
up to my room and let the dog sleep in my room with me if I were it's owner.


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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: ]
    #578980 - 03/14/02 07:39 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Its just a dog. Throw his ass outside and be done with it.


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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Mygnyl]
    #578995 - 03/14/02 07:55 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe he should throw his roomate out and get his roomate's girlfriend...


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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: ]
    #579333 - 03/15/02 03:25 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Pardon?


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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Mygnyl]
    #579499 - 03/15/02 10:49 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Believe me, i'd throw the dog out if I could. I'd probably throw my roommate out if I could.

I just want to say that the reason that this is in the S&P forum is because of the psychic shit going on with me and the dog. Anyone have a comment on that?


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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Learyfan]
    #580374 - 03/16/02 07:59 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I know how stupid this is going to sound.. but perhaps the dog is smelling your response?

When you hear the barking, or at least realize you hear it and realize an emotion towards it perhaps your body is emiting a certain smell... a phermone, a chemical, something that the dog can recogize.. when you got up you say the dog couldn't hear you.. what it if could smell you? as you moved your blenkets your body oder was exposed and the dog knew that you had moved because nothing else would cause your body oder to increase.....

"Dogs can smell fear"



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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Learyfan]
    #580414 - 03/16/02 09:35 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

You should really listen to that barking: you might get Revelations...
Well: it worked for the Son of Sam...


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Re: Dog is "God" spelled backwards [Re: Jared]
    #580580 - 03/16/02 02:53 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

It doesn't sound stupid at all, test performed with bloodhounds showed that they
could detect a concentration of urine in water at 1 part per 6 million.


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