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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages?
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FIND OUT HERE

"my people perish for lack of knowledge"


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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain
       



     
Hotter than the left sink handle.

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
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Does the Pope shit in the woods? :thumbup: :wink: :mushroom2:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

Edited by Icelander (06/29/05 03:13 PM)

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Icelander]
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yes, he does:smirk:


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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain
       



     
Hotter than the left sink handle.

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
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:thumbup: But mostly he shits on Catholics. :mushroom2: My bad, but I just couldn't resist. :grin:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
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I've often wondered if God is just an insane person whose brain I'm trapped in.

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MOTH]
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:rotfl: :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MOTH]
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Well since he is not a human, his sanity can not be judged by human standards, perhapse peeing in the bed is normal in the land of gods


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I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
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OldWoodSpecter said:
Well since he is not a human, his sanity can not be judged by human standards


Well, he does seem to have very a warped sense of humor. He did create humans after all.... :tongue:

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Le_Canard]
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and god said "..let us make man in our image, in our likeness.." -The Bible

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: faslimy]
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God has multiple personalities. That explains a lot. :crazy2:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
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A lot of the symbolism in the Bible is a story-telling technique. Any Jewish scholar will tell you the same thing.


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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

- Aristotle

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Alan Stone]
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jews will tell you anything for a price!:thumbup:


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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain
       



     
Hotter than the left sink handle.

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
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:thumbup:

God's just stuck in a salvia reality right now. Once he sobers up, he'll realize he doesn't exist, and all the Cosmos will collapse.


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
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The Bible was a game of Mad Libs


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Got Milk?

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
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Hey, this Jew will tell you to f**k off for FREE!

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MOTH]
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I DO believe that its all a drama in the Mind of GOD. "Row, row, row your boat..."


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γνῶθι σαὐτόν - Gnothi Seauton - Know Thyself

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
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Does g*d really know how it will end ?
:grin:


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Though lovers be lost love shall not  And death shall have no dominion
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"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."Martin Luther King, Jr.
'Acceptance is the absolute key - at that moment you gain freedom and you gain power and you gain courage'

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: BlueCoyote]
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The song? "Merrily."  :grin:


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γνῶθι σαὐτόν - Gnothi Seauton - Know Thyself

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
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Alan Stone said:
A lot of the symbolism in the Bible is a story-telling technique. Any Jewish scholar will tell you the same thing.


uriahchase said:
jews will tell you anything for a price!:thumbup:


:grin:

I wanted to put that in my signature, but I'm pretty sure the overreactive mods would be pissed.


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Ravus]
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Man fuck the bible I'm jesus, i say we do what we want! Peace.


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Evolution of Time.

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