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Invisibleuriahchase
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Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages?
    #4351095 - 06/29/05 03:02 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

FIND OUT HERE

"my people perish for lack of knowledge"


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
    #4351152 - 06/29/05 03:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Does the Pope shit in the woods? :thumbup: :wink: :mushroom2:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

Edited by Icelander (06/29/05 03:13 PM)

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Invisibleuriahchase
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Icelander]
    #4351224 - 06/29/05 03:26 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

yes, he does:smirk:


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
    #4351274 - 06/29/05 03:37 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:thumbup: But mostly he shits on Catholics. :mushroom2: My bad, but I just couldn't resist. :grin:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
    #4351412 - 06/29/05 04:14 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I've often wondered if God is just an insane person whose brain I'm trapped in.

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MOTH]
    #4351480 - 06/29/05 04:30 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:rotfl: :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MOTH]
    #4351675 - 06/29/05 05:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Well since he is not a human, his sanity can not be judged by human standards, perhapse peeing in the bed is normal in the land of gods


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #4351700 - 06/29/05 05:17 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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OldWoodSpecter said:
Well since he is not a human, his sanity can not be judged by human standards




Well, he does seem to have very a warped sense of humor. He did create humans after all.... :tongue:

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4351872 - 06/29/05 06:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

and god said "..let us make man in our image, in our likeness.." -The Bible

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: faslimy]
    #4351905 - 06/29/05 06:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

God has multiple personalities. That explains a lot. :crazy2:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
    #4352178 - 06/29/05 07:18 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

A lot of the symbolism in the Bible is a story-telling technique. Any Jewish scholar will tell you the same thing.


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Alan Stone]
    #4353907 - 06/30/05 01:24 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

jews will tell you anything for a price!:thumbup:


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
    #4353913 - 06/30/05 01:26 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:thumbup:

God's just stuck in a salvia reality right now. Once he sobers up, he'll realize he doesn't exist, and all the Cosmos will collapse.


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
    #4354376 - 06/30/05 04:39 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

The Bible was a game of Mad Libs


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
    #4360527 - 07/01/05 04:51 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Hey, this Jew will tell you to f**k off for FREE!

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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MOTH]
    #4360533 - 07/01/05 04:52 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I DO believe that its all a drama in the Mind of GOD. "Row, row, row your boat..."


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #4363367 - 07/02/05 02:43 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Does g*d really know how it will end ?
:grin:


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: BlueCoyote]
    #4363453 - 07/02/05 03:11 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

The song? "Merrily."  :grin:


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
    #4363461 - 07/02/05 03:14 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Alan Stone said:
A lot of the symbolism in the Bible is a story-telling technique. Any Jewish scholar will tell you the same thing.



Quote:

uriahchase said:
jews will tell you anything for a price!:thumbup:




:grin:

I wanted to put that in my signature, but I'm pretty sure the overreactive mods would be pissed.


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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Ravus]
    #4363572 - 07/02/05 03:42 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Man fuck the bible I'm jesus, i say we do what we want! Peace.


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