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uriahchase
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Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages?
#4351095 - 06/29/05 03:02 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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FIND OUT HERE
"my people perish for lack of knowledge"
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Icelander
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
#4351152 - 06/29/05 03:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
Edited by Icelander (06/29/05 03:13 PM)
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uriahchase
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Icelander]
#4351224 - 06/29/05 03:26 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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yes, he does
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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain Hotter than the left sink handle.
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Icelander
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
#4351274 - 06/29/05 03:37 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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But mostly he shits on Catholics. My bad, but I just couldn't resist.
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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MOTH
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
#4351412 - 06/29/05 04:14 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've often wondered if God is just an insane person whose brain I'm trapped in.
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Icelander
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MOTH]
#4351480 - 06/29/05 04:30 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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OldWoodSpecter
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MOTH]
#4351675 - 06/29/05 05:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well since he is not a human, his sanity can not be judged by human standards, perhapse peeing in the bed is normal in the land of gods
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Le_Canard
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4351700 - 06/29/05 05:17 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
OldWoodSpecter said: Well since he is not a human, his sanity can not be judged by human standards
Well, he does seem to have very a warped sense of humor. He did create humans after all....
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faslimy
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Le_Canard]
#4351872 - 06/29/05 06:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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and god said "..let us make man in our image, in our likeness.." -The Bible
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Icelander
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: faslimy]
#4351905 - 06/29/05 06:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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God has multiple personalities. That explains a lot.
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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Alan Stone
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
#4352178 - 06/29/05 07:18 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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A lot of the symbolism in the Bible is a story-telling technique. Any Jewish scholar will tell you the same thing.
-------------------- It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle
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uriahchase
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Alan Stone]
#4353907 - 06/30/05 01:24 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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jews will tell you anything for a price!
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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain Hotter than the left sink handle.
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Ravus
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
#4353913 - 06/30/05 01:26 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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God's just stuck in a salvia reality right now. Once he sobers up, he'll realize he doesn't exist, and all the Cosmos will collapse.
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MolokoMilkPlus
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
#4354376 - 06/30/05 04:39 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Bible was a game of Mad Libs
-------------------- Got Milk?
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MarkostheGnostic
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
#4360527 - 07/01/05 04:51 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey, this Jew will tell you to f**k off for FREE!
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MarkostheGnostic
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MOTH]
#4360533 - 07/01/05 04:52 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I DO believe that its all a drama in the Mind of GOD. "Row, row, row your boat..."
-------------------- γνῶθι σαὐτόν - Gnothi Seauton - Know Thyself
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BlueCoyote
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
#4363367 - 07/02/05 02:43 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Does g*d really know how it will end ?
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MarkostheGnostic
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: BlueCoyote]
#4363453 - 07/02/05 03:11 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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The song? "Merrily."
-------------------- γνῶθι σαὐτόν - Gnothi Seauton - Know Thyself
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Ravus
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: uriahchase]
#4363461 - 07/02/05 03:14 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Alan Stone said: A lot of the symbolism in the Bible is a story-telling technique. Any Jewish scholar will tell you the same thing.
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uriahchase said: jews will tell you anything for a price!
I wanted to put that in my signature, but I'm pretty sure the overreactive mods would be pissed.
-------------------- So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.
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Droz
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Re: Is God confused? Does the Bible give mixed messages? [Re: Ravus]
#4363572 - 07/02/05 03:42 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Man fuck the bible I'm jesus, i say we do what we want! Peace.
-------------------- Evolution of Time.
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