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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: sprinkles]
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The old saying is shrooms make you gay, but really stimulants make you gay. That could have happened to him.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
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DZ is a hungry bottom.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus]
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no.  they are gay because they like penis.


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When telling the truth becomes an act of treason, and society chooses delusion and deception over fundamental reality, you've been invaded and infiltrated by other beings that have now integrated into your country and community.  Bless our reptile overlords who control, harvest, and eat us.

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: sprinkles]
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penis envy? :datass:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk]
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probably.  ive never gone more than 28 days without penis in my 17 years being sexually active... 


but this year that is going to change.  I promised myself i am going to be abstinent for one year.  I dont know what the hell im thinking.  one week down, only 51 more to go :uhoh:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: sprinkles]
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@$prinkltitz :wink:

:hug:
love ya girl :smile:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
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DOBAS said:
Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work


Virgin alert


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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The Doobie Dude said:
DOBAS said:
Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work


Virgin alert


or maybe you're gay and enjoy dudes forcing your head down on their throbbing cock?


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
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love you too daddy.  change those curtains honey.  Find yourself a nice girl, that can cook, and is smart and has big boobs. 

HAHA fuck.  basically all the things opposite of sprinkles.:rofl:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
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Enjoywho said:
I just ran into a guy and a girl I met today again. The girl was cute what's your name girlie come chit chat with me. Oh btw this is my fiance. Niggas ex military and ripped. I wouldn't fight him I'd probably lose but I am a good fighter.

These hos ain't that worth it. I he's from Valdez Alaska so that was fun talking about home again for a minute but ya I'm trying to fuck your girl and I know she interested.


Dude you don't shower or brush your teeth and you work in a crab processing plant. You're hardly a catch :lol:

I'd really love to see these girls you're "running through your bedroom" is crab some sort of aphrodisiac?


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
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D.M.T said:
If they're expecting it they might. I wouldn't pull it on your first date or anything. That would be stupid, but you'd be surprised how many chicks like gagging. :smirk:


In my experience it is zero.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
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I don't think my girlfriend actually enjoys it, but she does it bc I like it :shrug:

I eat her out all the time so its definitely a two way street


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
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Oh I've had one who could and would throat but I wouldn't say she enjoyed gagging because she didn't.  She just did it for me


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] * 1
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Thanks for the input.  I've always wondered how to pull off the "you should swallow it next time" speech without sounding like an asshole.  I'll try that next time :thumbup:

PS. I seriously got a boner while reading your reply.


I was trying to be helpful...Not increase bloodflow to your penis.

Please, don't listen to this self-congratulatory circle jerk of a thread.  Save for Enjoywho and Sprinkles, none of these guys have ever sucked a cock... so why would you take their advice?

The best nugget of wisdom I can impart unto you is to treat every girl like she's special.  The best fuck buddy I ever had understood this. 

By no means were we exclusive, and I knew he could get any women he wanted based on his good looks, charm, and hulk-sized penis.  But every time I was with him, he made me feel like I was the only girl in the world.  We've been lovers for over a decade now, and there's pretty much nothing I wouldn't do for him sexually.

Why have a string of one nighter's (because you treated her like shit, and made her look for greener pastures) when you can have a girl stick around and cater to your every sexual whim?

Be confident, but humble... and for God's sake, don't cum in her hair unless she asks for it.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: ladycakes]
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I agree with this.  When it comes to lovers I'd much rather have fewer if it means you can really communicate and get exactly what you both want out of sex.  Less partners (IMHE) usually means better, more attuned sex in the bedroom. :africaface:

Quality over quantity anyday. :africaface:

This girl gets it!


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sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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I've also had a chick who told me she never swallowed. So the first few times she would make me cum on her tits. Later, she would put a bit of jizz on her finger and very cheekily taste a bit of it. After that, I could cum in her mouth. A little later, she started to swallow. I never believed her for one second but, I still kind of enjoyed the act.

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
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Exposure therapy


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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I just guess I never saw the need for the swallowing?  I mean the cumming in the mouth I get, but the swallowing I just never cared about either way yknow?


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
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If done properly, there isn't really any swallowing going on. The cum is injected into your throat. No action required.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
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Meh. I've argued this point to women several times.  I think it's more a mental block than anything else yknow?  :shrug:

Its the same reason people in America hardly eat fried grasshoppers and shit like that.  They're actually pretty deliecious prepared properly (wings removed and then battered and fried).


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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