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blacksabbathrulz

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Blowjob Poll
#5841184 - 07/10/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Okay, so I was talking with my fiance who is under the impression that I get more BJ's than a person in a similar situation, so I would like this poll to settle the question.
Here is the question, please don't answer unless you meet the following criteria:
1. You are in a long term-sexually active relationship.
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TheCow
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Honestly Im not a big fan
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blacksabbathrulz

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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: TheCow]
#5841197 - 07/10/06 01:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Holy fuck! This thread already has over sixty views.
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despisedicon
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: TheCow]
#5841200 - 07/10/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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What the fuck is a "relationship"??
Head is great. I love to hear a girl moan when I am giving oral sex. She better have that shit shaven otherwise no but thanks for the offer.
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blacksabbathrulz

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despisedicon said: What the fuck is a "relationship"??
Head is great. I love to hear a girl moan when I am giving oral sex. She better have that shit shaven otherwise no but thanks for the offer.
A relationship is when you are dating someone, and it's not just a fling.
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GnuBobo
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Why not just lick her pussy up on a regular basis and say, "Fair's fair, girlfriend"?
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Be a man and put the whroe in her place theres no room in society for a woman who doesnt understand the simple act of giving a man a blowjob,
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indica


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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: _Aegis_]
#5841278 - 07/10/06 02:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ya im not a big fan of getting blowjobs. kinda degrading to women
I get sex like twice a year lol... not cuz im ugly or anything I'm just too shy to try and pick up 
i need a gf
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FalseAlternative
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: indica]
#5841305 - 07/10/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey, at least she makes you cum. I HOPE. My girlfriend starts and stops twenty seconds later. She says she just gets bored. Damn it's HORRIBLE.
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hawksapprentice
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: indica]
#5841392 - 07/10/06 04:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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xk3m_indica said: ya im not a big fan of getting blowjobs. kinda degrading to women
I dont believe this is true, my girlfriend enjoys giving blowjobs. It's only degrading if you make it degrading towards her by your actions.
Given this train of thought, do you think it's degrading for a guy to give head to a girl??
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Organic
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hahaha...are you going to point to this thread and be like, damnit, give me more blowjobs?
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quiver
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FalseAlternative said: Hey, at least she makes you cum. I HOPE. My girlfriend starts and stops twenty seconds later. She says she just gets bored. Damn it's HORRIBLE.
thats a slap up the side of the head offence i couldnt get to sleep unless i got a bj at one stage and if i was feeling bitchy i could make her do it for an hour she learnt not to say"hurry up" too cause thats pressure i don't need we call them headjobs here too
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: quiver]
#5841427 - 07/10/06 05:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm gonna sound smug....
My wife gives me head whenever I want it, she says it's better than having me mope around the flat all tense and frustrated.
Of course the same rules apply for me - but giving her head always leads to fucking!
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goobler
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once you put a ring on her finger kiss the BJ's goodbye
she'll save that for someone else
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theorganicdomino
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: goobler]
#5841431 - 07/10/06 05:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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goobler said: once you put a ring on her finger kiss the BJ's goodbye
she'll save that for someone else
I think I've just disproved that theory!
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goobler
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damn man
sorry
didnt read that
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Boom
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: TheCow]
#5841459 - 07/10/06 05:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheCow said: Honestly Im not a big fan
Maybe you never had a girl that was good at blowjobs blow you?
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goobler
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: Boom]
#5841463 - 07/10/06 05:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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girls don't give good blowjobs, women do
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Boom
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: goobler]
#5841466 - 07/10/06 05:40 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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True
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Syle
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: Boom]
#5841585 - 07/10/06 07:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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10+ a week. i give oral sex 10+ a week too.
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KingOftheThing
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the last chick i dated blew me before we had sex everytime...it got her really turned on...it worked for me too
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: goobler]
#5841638 - 07/10/06 08:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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goobler said: once you put a ring on her finger kiss the BJ's goodbye
she'll save that for someone else
Best advice my dad ever gave was, "Don't let her eat the cake." Something's in the cake.
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Rhysaboveit
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as often as he asks for it , or whenever the mood strikes me. ( very frequently)
to me its a complete turn on to please my guy.
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goobler
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clone yourself, you owe it to the world
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: goobler]
#5841838 - 07/10/06 09:54 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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goobler said: clone yourself, you owe it to the world
haha!
i get brains about twice a week...from my wife.
used to be a little more often but shes all pregnant and shit now.
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Rhysaboveit
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: mycoprog]
#5841856 - 07/10/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Aww congrats! (on the baby)
I dont want to hi-jack this thread but i got a question: do you guys prefer your girls to swallow (if they give)? Or do you rather umm how you say.. blow your load on some body part of hers?
Lol.
*returns thread to rightful owner.
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Both  If it's inside her mouth definetely swallow, it's VERY important for me that a girl doesn't spit. I usually prefer over her body tho, facials and tits are my thing 
Now, combine both and you'll have any man in the palms of your hands hands
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ClammyJoe
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I'd say atleast twice a week. My girlfriend enjoys just messing around and returning the favor back and forth.
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Vvellum
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I get blown every time I have sex, so 4-5x a week.
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Trav
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Not too often.
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Trav
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: Trav]
#5842179 - 07/10/06 11:53 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My girlfriend read this and I got a bonus bj.
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Iamthewalrus
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Rhysaboveit said: as often as he asks for it , or whenever the mood strikes me. ( very frequently)
to me its a complete turn on to please my guy.
/me puts his hands together and looks up to god lol :P I feel the same way btw...my #1 turn on is female pleasure and I want more then anything else to please my girl
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ClammyJoe
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I'm gonna have to agree, there is nothing sexier than seeing my girl smile after I've done the deed.
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Re: Blowjob Poll<----funny huh? [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5842483 - 07/10/06 01:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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5 to 10 times(ish)
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: indica]
#5842502 - 07/10/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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xk3m_indica said: ya im not a big fan of getting blowjobs. kinda degrading to women
What the hell are you talking about? Sex is fun, sex in all sorts of different ways and positions and alignments is just good family fun. Partners should be willing to give each other pleasure in a variety of ways, that includes pleasuring each other orally. It's not degrading to a woman...I mean maybe if you're gonna spray all over her face and then slap her it is, but just sucking a guy's dick does not degrade a woman..
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I don't think it's degrading to shoot all over the face. It's like instant wad when she says, "cum on my face." I do think I'm biased, though. I'll say whatever I need to for it. "Yeah baby, it's not degrading at all."
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Desiree said: 5 to 10 times(ish)
So... Des, "How yooooou doin?"
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What if you get a few blowjobs, but you give a few too? How do I taly that up?
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I suppose you'd add the two.
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KingOftheThing said: the last chick i dated blew me before we had sex everytime...it got her really turned on...it worked for me too
That's exactly how my gf is, pure BJ's all the time 
Am I complaining? FUCK. NO.
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: goobler]
#5843207 - 07/10/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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goobler said: once you put a ring on her finger kiss the BJ's goodbye
she'll save that for someone else
buuuulshiiiit!!
hell, i'd rather get laid more often that i get sucked. i get sucked off while driving so much that it is actually something i prefer not happen again. takes too much concentration and distracts from the good stuff. I have been told that I can have head whenever I ask for it although I haven't tested this because, well, i don't have to.
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Iamthewalrus
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ya I agree...it all depends on the relationship u have with the person u marry
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wwonka
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Depends on the week...if my gf is on her period she turns into a bj machine...if not they are traded one for one, basically
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Rhysaboveit
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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: wwonka]
#5843497 - 07/10/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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All my partner's adore that time of the month.
They cant wait to hear me say "Well, its blowjob week"
But dont alot of girls do this?
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debianlinux
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I have earned my red wings as well as whatever the hell it is called when you have a blood soaked cock. does that answer your question?
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Rhysaboveit
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Most guys think having sex when a girl's on the rag as "nasty"
Kudos to you for earning your wings lol.
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reminds me of the time i awoke one morning from a drunken night and stumbled into the bathroom. as i blearily looked into the mirror i was at first horrified and then shortly amused to see my neck covered in crusty blood.
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Iamthewalrus
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I don't think its nasty at all...in fact I have heard that it can be more enjoyable for girls during that time...any truth to that?
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Rhysaboveit
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It's good for pms , for sure.
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A lot- 10+- yet it makes me bored. God I'm a horrible failure...
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xk3m_indica writes: "kinda degrading to women"
Why the hell would you think that?
Do you feel degraded when you're down there, gnawin' away?
And I've sure never heard one complain when they're getting oral. "Oh, don't do THAT, you're degrading yourself!!"
Sure. Uh huh. =)
Rhysaboveit writes: "to me its a complete turn on to please my guy."
My best friend (and ex) likes nothing more than to suck a dick. Said she enjoyed turning guys into a puddle with crossed eyes.
She's also the only girl I ever requested them from.
God bless her.
"I dont want to hi-jack this thread but i got a question: do you guys prefer your girls to swallow (if they give)? Or do you rather umm how you say.. blow your load on some body part of hers?"
I'm a rare recipient of one but if a girl enjoys swallowing, that's hot. But if she didn't enjoy it, I wouldn't enjoy seeing her not enjoy it ...if you know what I mean.
And I can't say I have ever spooted unto a girl for sexual gratification, specifically.
xDuckYouSuckerx writes: "What if you get a few blowjobs, but you give a few too? How do I taly that up? "
I'd say divide by two. You've got two pools to fish in.
Rhysaboveit writes: "Most guys think having sex when a girl's on the rag as "nasty""
My stance is that it's a body fluid just like the rest. And so long as you don't ingest blood, who cares?
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Hey just lick her clit and her hole and she will return the favor, I like a good Blowjob, it is almost better sometimes, except when the teeth get in the way, ouch!!
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I'm not crazy about blowjobs.. even when a woman is good enough to get you off.. to me it's just a non-essential precursor to sex. I can live without them just fine. Though I do understand that most guys do not feel this way 
But last long term relationship I had.. about 10-15 times every 2 weeks. It just sort of happens. You're just kind of standing there.. and BAM.. she pulls it out and starts going to town. Ok.. no complaints.
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blacksabbathrulz

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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: Skunk420]
#5844981 - 07/10/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: Hey just lick her clit and her hole and she will return the favor, I like a good Blowjob, it is almost better sometimes, except when the teeth get in the way, ouch!!
Ew, who the fuck licks a-holes. That is just sick, and I guarantee my girl would not want that. Gross.
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I never said ass holes, I said her hole, it could mean any hole,,,i agree,,,but I wasnt being specific..but BTW I have licked a womans ass hole before, Hey I was hoping she would return the favor. I am kinky, please.. ..besides I was drunk, I lasted a long time before I started doing that..
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blacksabbathrulz

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Re: Blowjob Poll [Re: Skunk420]
#5845036 - 07/10/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: I never said ass holes, I said her hole, it could mean any hole,,,i agree,,,but I wasnt being specific..but BTW I have licked a womans ass hole before, Hey I was hoping she would return the favor. I am kinky, please..
ewwwwwwww.
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Skunk420


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she was a very clean woman, I was drunk..hey I wanted to try something different.
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I've had a blow job probably 40-50 times. Never gotten off. Not a fan =\
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