Shroomslip said:

I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.

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Pariahprose said:

I actually just got a blow job from gf about 30 mins ago. I told her to take it out of her mouth and jack it off till I cum on her face.

That's exactly what she did too It was hilarious because some of it got in her hair.

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Well played.

blackhawk said:

TheGreenArrow said:

This is bad advise.

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works for me

IDK about the pineapple thing though, never tried it

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Talk sex with sue, says that a vegetarian diet makes cum taste sweet, and meats and cheeses make it taste worse.


Op you should really check out talk sex with sue, this question would be perfect for her show. Anyone else ever watch that show? When i was like 13-14 i thought it was the funniest shit ever. Probably still would if i saw it today.

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ladycakes said:

Oh hey, I'm a lady!  OP, just let her know when its going to happen.  A simple, "I'm cumming" (preferably in a tone that gives the impression that you're enjoying yourself) will suffice. 

We like hearing that we're doing a good job, and if we're not, then give us some guidance on how to improve (deeper, faster, sloppier, etc.) The more you educate her on your personal preferences, the better off you'll be in the long run. 

For the idiots on board with the 'hold her head down' train, sure... it will prevent her from spitting.  But you have to weigh how much you don't want her to spit vs. an opportunity for a future blowjob.  Does it really matter that much?  You could just let her do what she wants to that first time, and if she does spit it out, you can talk to her (<--woah, talk) before your next blow job about how sexy it would be if she swallowed next time.

An excellent talking point on the matter would be to start with the fact that by spitting out your man candy, it essentially coats her tongue, exponentially increasing the flavors of your unsavory spunk.  Instead, as you "arrive" aim that hot load at the back of her throat (having already gauged her gag reflex in the previous beejer) and tell that bitch (I'm sure she's a nice lady) to take her medicine.  A quick shot to the back of the throat is far more palatable.  Bonus, if the load is a little more than she can swallow in one gulp, then you get the added satisfaction of hearing her choke on it.  Don't deny it, you fellas love that shit.... trannies too.

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Thanks for the input.  I've always wondered how to pull off the "you should swallow it next time" speech without sounding like an asshole.  I'll try that next time

PS. I seriously got a boner while reading your reply.

Shroomslip said:

I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.

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yea those pornos where the dude cums directly on the girls forehead while she has a blank stare on her face really turns me off

koods said:

It's highly likely that most of the posters in this thread have never had a blow job.

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FriedEgg said:

Shroomslip said:

I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.

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yea those pornos where the dude cums directly on the girls forehead while she has a blank stare on her face really turns me off

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billy jowl said:

I always say ahhh shit baby, I ain't even close .
Then BAM surprise honey!
Ok gotta run babe see ya..

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Enjoywho said:

I hate spitters. Nah girl you swallow that shit. Now that's hot especially when they kiss you on the mouth after.

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