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InvisibleFriedEggS
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Blowjob etiquette? (for guys)
    #21850841 - 06/24/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I know this sounds like a question a 16 year old would ask, but... I'm just wondering what you guys do the first time you get a BJ from a girl.

-Do you ask "can I come in your mouth?" or say something like "want me to say when i'm ready?"
-or do you just bust a nut without any warning and then deal with any potential fallout later?


I usually just say "ok here I cum" when I'm about to cum and let the girl decide what she wants to do. 


It would be nice to hear some input from the ladies as to what you prefer we do.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] * 7
    #21850848 - 06/24/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"Open your mouth or it's going in your eye"


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] * 3
    #21850858 - 06/24/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

I just blow my load whenever im ready. I really don't understand girls who don't swallow. My dick is already in your mouth, you might as well finish the job


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21850869 - 06/24/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
:lol:

I just blow my load whenever im ready. I really don't understand girls who don't swallow. My dick is already in your mouth, you might as well finish the job



How does that usually go over for you? 

I've done that a few times and it didn't go over too well.  I'm really attracted to prissy girls and they usually freak out when cum goes in their mouth.  :lol:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21850871 - 06/24/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints.  :shrug:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #21850878 - 06/24/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had to teach her dude. Your using way too much teeth. But I did hook up with a trannie recently and gave my first bj. She said the same thing. I'm sorry I've never done this before. If it was a vagina I woulda got you off twice before we even fucked. :lol:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: qman]
    #21850881 - 06/24/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints.  :shrug:




:whathesaid:


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21850882 - 06/24/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Eat a ton of pineapple and your little michael phelps will taste like pineapple.

I could never get off from a handjob or blowjob, but I always say when I'm about to bust.

and I don't know, dude, tell her where you want it?:shrug:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21850888 - 06/24/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints.  :shrug:



:highfive: this is how its done

Quote:

FriedEgg said:
Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
:lol:

I just blow my load whenever im ready. I really don't understand girls who don't swallow. My dick is already in your mouth, you might as well finish the job



How does that usually go over for you? 

I've done that a few times and it didn't go over too well.  I'm really attracted to prissy girls and they usually freak out when cum goes in their mouth.  :lol:



Generally pretty well :shrug:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21850890 - 06/24/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
"Open your mouth or it's going in your eye"



:lolsy:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk] * 1
    #21850899 - 06/24/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This is bad advise.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21850900 - 06/24/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

FriedEgg said:
Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
:lol:

I just blow my load whenever im ready. I really don't understand girls who don't swallow. My dick is already in your mouth, you might as well finish the job



How does that usually go over for you? 

I've done that a few times and it didn't go over too well.  I'm really attracted to prissy girls and they usually freak out when cum goes in their mouth.  :lol:



That sucks dude. Those kinda girls usually give terrible head. They suck on the tip for like 30 seconds and think that's acceptable


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21850904 - 06/24/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
This is bad advise.



works for me

IDK about the pineapple thing though, never tried it


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk] * 1
    #21850918 - 06/24/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i just cum. i would be pretty offended if a girl didnt swallow, and ive talked to a few girls who say they would be offended too. the only reason a girl has to not swallow is if i say spit it on your tits and rub them when im done


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk]
    #21850923 - 06/24/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] * 26
    #21850926 - 06/24/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Dude stfu nobody cares about you blowing trannies


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 3
    #21850933 - 06/24/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

just nut and deal with the backlash. If she doesn't want cum in her mouth she will have to alert other wise.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21850944 - 06/24/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Dude stfu nobody cares about you blowing trannies




DONT BE RUDE :peyotezen:


I care. :smirk:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Gorlax]
    #21850945 - 06/24/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I hate spitters. Nah girl you swallow that shit. Now that's hot especially when they kiss you on the mouth after.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21850946 - 06/24/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
This is bad advise.



why is that bad advice?


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