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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21857076 - 06/25/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I just personally take them to the clinic. To get there depo shots. If we're going to be doing this your ass has to go to the clinic. Hasn't failed me yet.


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Onlinekoods
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD] * 4
    #21857077 - 06/25/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Straight dudes are weird :lol:

I dont bitch when niggas be talking about eatin  pussy
cumming in pussy
about pussy or tits in general


It just doesnt turn me on too much
Am i missing something here :shrug:




You are the whitest guy in Ohio, Why are you talking like that?


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
    #21857082 - 06/25/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

they've urbanized him koods, he's a lost cause now.


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OfflineSunnyD
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
    #21857093 - 06/25/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have a southern accent
i talk like a black guy sometimes im told


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21857104 - 06/25/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
I get tested every 3 months. Never caught anything especially the worst std of all. Pregnancy.

And I never use condoms why the fuck are we even doing this. No thanks bye.




I used to have this mentality.
Then I knocked two girls up.

Maybe I just have aggressive swimmers.



Nah, he's really just a virgin ashamed to admit it.


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Onlinekoods
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21857105 - 06/25/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

He'll be getting freaky and craving that BBC by next week.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
    #21857114 - 06/25/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Straight dudes are weird :lol:

I dont bitch when niggas be talking about eatin  pussy
cumming in pussy
about pussy or tits in general


It just doesnt turn me on too much
Am i missing something here :shrug:




You are the whitest guy in Ohio, Why are you talking like that?



I live near him. He isn't even close to the whitest guy here.


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Offlineblojo02184
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
    #21858623 - 06/26/15 05:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I never thought a harmless joke would cause such a fire hahahaha

No, im not that idealistic that she needs to brush her teeth.

I cum in her mouth, she rides the stache and cums in my mouth.

Heres a better question, how many real men out there after finishing, go and finish of their woman? Or who finished their woman before getting a bj?

I kniw i usually eat out at Y before i blow my load.


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InvisibleFriedEggS
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blojo02184]
    #21860059 - 06/26/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blojo02184 said:
Heres a better question, how many real men out there after finishing, go and finish of their woman? Or who finished their woman before getting a bj?.



Of course I'll take care of her even after I finish.  Any guy that doesn't do that is a selfish asshole that doesn't deserve to get laid a second time.  If we don't cum together, I make sure she has the last orgasm.  Call me pussy whipped if you want but if you're generous, it pays off  :fonda:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21861424 - 06/26/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Either she cums first or it's over once I cum


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
    #21863029 - 06/27/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DOBAS said:
Either she cums first or it's over once I cum



lame.


finish her off man.
it's common courtesy


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #21863039 - 06/27/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

DOBAS said:
Either she cums first or it's over once I cum



lame.


finish her off man.
it's common courtesy



By which I assume you mean leave a twenty by the side of the bed and go home.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod] * 3
    #21863089 - 06/27/15 08:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

20?



hoe can get some cabfair.


and by cabfair, I mean the change and lint I found in my pocket.


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InvisibleDOBAS
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21866737 - 06/27/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Haha no dude, i always make sure she cums first. Sometimes she just wants to get me off which is cool. It depends on the mood


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OfflineD.M.T
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
    #21866764 - 06/27/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DOBAS said:
Either she cums first or it's over once I cum



:thumbup:

atta boy


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