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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21854204 - 06/25/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: If done properly, there isn't really any swallowing going on. The cum is injected into your throat. No action required.
Koods knows whats up
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Warning: elaborate handshakes may cause season ending injuries.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
#21854223 - 06/25/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you're having trouble getting someone to give you a blowjob, give the Ole popcorn trick a chance. Just cut a hole in the bottom and stick it through and keep it on your lap. Ime this warms up even the most standoffish women. Seriously give it a try. Whatcha gotta lose?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854272 - 06/25/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd really like to hear some real life stories about the popcorn method. Someone, somewhere must have tried right?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
#21854283 - 06/25/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I gotta be honest I don't use it often. I mostly use on first dates, as an ice breaker. It's just a way to end that awkwardness first dates sometimes have.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl] 2
#21854291 - 06/25/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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By ending the awkwardness you mean ending the first date entirely right?
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TheGreenArrow
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Yeah I'm gonna chalk that up to dumbluck if nothing else. Either that or women are getting much cooler lately.
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Well statistically 9 out of ten, yes. But that one it works on its a magical, I dare say spiritual experience! Definitely worth the risk, just gotta run your numbers.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854326 - 06/25/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I applaud your moxy my friend.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854327 - 06/25/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Only date I ever took to the cinema ended up falling asleep halfway through the movie. It ended up being my longest relationship.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
#21854335 - 06/25/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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GoldenEye said: Only date I ever took to the cinema ended up falling asleep halfway through the movie. It ended up being my longest relationship.

every single date I've taken to the movies who I wasn't already dating for a while was just somewhat awkward, and not nearly as fun as about a hundred other things we could have done.
"hey stranger, wanna go sit in a dark room and sit next to each other and not talk for an hour and a half?" ""I'm not buying you a ten dollar popcorn though. put this candy in your purse."
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billy jowl
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I really appreciate that, it takes alot of courage. Also I've managed to get the nickname the "popcorn kid" but hey with no risk no reward..
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854341 - 06/25/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Of course, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Carpe Diem and all that.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854342 - 06/25/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah it's a terrible first date. This one wasn't awkward though. We were already 6 hours into the date or something. Just decided to add a movie to what already was a good start.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
#21854352 - 06/25/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I haven't taken a girl on a movie date since high school. They generally worked out okay though. I always got my dick played with under my jacket
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billy jowl
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Are you telling me you got so much swag you completely bypass the popcorn trick?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl] 1
#21854377 - 06/25/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yes. And one day, you can be just like me when you grow up.
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I can dream, although I'm in my mid thirties.. Maybe I'm a just a tad immature...
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
#21854387 - 06/25/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The Doobie Dude said:
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DOBAS said: Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work
Virgin alert
or maybe you're gay and enjoy dudes forcing your head down on their throbbing cock?
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