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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
    #21854204 - 06/25/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
If done properly, there isn't really any swallowing going on. The cum is injected into your throat. No action required.




Koods knows whats up




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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21854212 - 06/25/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Warning: elaborate handshakes may cause season ending injuries.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21854223 - 06/25/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21854264 - 06/25/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:popcorn: If you're having trouble getting someone to give you a blowjob, give the Ole popcorn trick a chance. Just cut a hole in the bottom and stick it through and keep it on your lap. Ime this warms up even the most standoffish women.
Seriously give it a try. Whatcha gotta lose?
:ruggedwink:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
    #21854272 - 06/25/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd really like to hear some real life stories about the popcorn method. Someone, somewhere must have tried right?


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21854283 - 06/25/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I gotta be honest I don't use it often. I mostly use on first dates, as an ice breaker. It's just a way to end that awkwardness first dates sometimes have.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl] * 2
    #21854291 - 06/25/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

By ending the awkwardness you mean ending the first date entirely right?


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21854299 - 06/25/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lmafo:  Yeah I'm gonna chalk that up to dumbluck if nothing else.  Either that or women are getting much cooler lately. :lol:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21854312 - 06/25/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well statistically 9 out of ten, yes.
But that one it works on its a magical, I dare say spiritual experience!
Definitely worth the risk, just gotta run your numbers.
:freud:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
    #21854326 - 06/25/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:  :manofapproval: 

I applaud your moxy my friend.


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
    #21854327 - 06/25/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Only date I ever took to the cinema ended up falling asleep halfway through the movie. It ended up being my longest relationship.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21854335 - 06/25/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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GoldenEye said:
Only date I ever took to the cinema ended up falling asleep halfway through the movie. It ended up being my longest relationship.



:lol:



every single date I've taken to the movies who I wasn't already dating for a while was just somewhat awkward, and not nearly as fun as about a hundred other things we could have done.

"hey stranger, wanna go sit in a dark room and sit next to each other and not talk for an hour and a half?"
""I'm not buying you a ten dollar popcorn though.  put this candy in your purse."


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21854337 - 06/25/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I really appreciate that, it takes alot of courage.
Also I've managed to get the nickname the "popcorn kid":facepalm: but hey with no risk no reward..


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
    #21854341 - 06/25/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Of course, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Carpe Diem and all that.


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
    #21854342 - 06/25/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah it's a terrible first date. This one wasn't awkward though. We were already 6 hours into the date or something. Just decided to add a movie to what already was a good start.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21854352 - 06/25/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I haven't taken a girl on a movie date since high school. They generally worked out okay though. I always got my dick played with under my jacket :stoned:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21854367 - 06/25/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Are you telling me you got so much swag you completely bypass the popcorn trick?
:wellthatsweird:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl] * 1
    #21854377 - 06/25/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes. And one day, you can be just like me when you grow up.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21854385 - 06/25/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:etbig: I can dream, although I'm in my mid thirties..
Maybe I'm a just a tad immature...


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
    #21854387 - 06/25/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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DOBAS said:
Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
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DOBAS said:
Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work



Virgin alert




or maybe you're gay and enjoy dudes forcing your head down on their throbbing cock?



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