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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
#21851198 - 06/24/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're gonna have to start a new one soon.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: qman]
#21851202 - 06/24/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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qman said: I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints. 
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
#21851207 - 06/24/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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propensity said:
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Enjoywho said: I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.

He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.
No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.
I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
#21851208 - 06/24/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You'll have to take my name out of the quote for that to work.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
#21851228 - 06/24/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said:
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Enjoywho said: I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.

He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.
I'll quote it for you.
Oh holy fucking zappa that is hilarious and clearly a fair amount of work
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Dude stfu nobody cares about you blowing trannies
Speak for yourself. Did she warn you? Did you swallow or are you rude?
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Bitter Cactus said:
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propensity said:
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Enjoywho said: I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.

He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.
No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.
I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.
but its still pretty fuckin funny
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
#21851334 - 06/24/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I really wish he'd take me off ignore
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It is funny I'll admit I just read through it.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] 1
#21851357 - 06/24/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Contrary to what you might think, it takes less than a minute of work every time I post a version of that enjoywho shop. I've probably spent about an hour of my life total making it.
Photoshop is actually pretty easy once you get the hang of it.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
#21851372 - 06/24/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No way dude, that is some serious work. Even a pro would have spent forever making that.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
#21851377 - 06/24/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I bet he spent a few hours making it and even if it was an hour that is a lot of time for an alright laugh.
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Bitter Cactus said: No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.
I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.

Is he seriously still doing it?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21851394 - 06/24/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Dude who the fuck cares? Are you the Photoshop police or something?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21851399 - 06/24/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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All my stories I tell are true and unedited. Sorry I don't sit inside all day and actually go out and have fun with life.
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21851403 - 06/24/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
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Bitter Cactus said: No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.
I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.

Is he seriously still doing it?
Yes. I mean, I just read through it and had a little chuckle but common he defs spent more then an hour doing it and finding all the posts and it just seems like a strange thing to do. I am trying to get into his mind set and why he would do something like that but it kind of baffles me. Like I can't imagine spending a couple hours sitting in front of my computer using photo shop and saving a bunch of posts just for a lackluster laugh.
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He didn't go and find all the posts at once. he just added to it every time a new quote worthy of being immortalized popped up. You're acting like he sat over there for hours digging through his post history just to make it. It started with like 1 or 2 quotes.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Shroomslip] 3
#21851410 - 06/24/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha, you should just join me in putting bitter cactus on ignore. I got tired of manually ignoring him with my brain all the time.
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Enjoywho said: All my stories I tell are true and unedited. Sorry I don't sit inside all day and actually go out and have fun with life.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
#21851415 - 06/24/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The picture just hurts my eyes and is distasteful to me I am tired of seeing it all the time.
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