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Offlineblojo02184
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21854519 - 06/25/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Depending on my level of drunk, i may or may not give warning.

I dont really care what she does with it, just dont try fucking kissing me before you brush yo teeth,


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blojo02184] * 1
    #21854722 - 06/25/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Really? I kiss my woman immediately after. I love her, and am not asking her to brush her teeth that's fucking insulting in my opinion


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #21854740 - 06/25/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

How you would have an issue with taking in your own mouth what you want her to put in her mouth is just a sign of selfishness.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Gorlax] * 1
    #21854786 - 06/25/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gorlax said:
Naw the worst is when you have dope dick and the slightest miscalculation can revert you back to ground zero.




god damn truth right here


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21854792 - 06/25/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
How you would have an issue with taking in your own mouth what you want her to put in her mouth is just a sign of selfishness.



You should write a sex manual and post it in the PDF library.  :africaface:  I feel like you've got a tip or two for all of us Zappa. :lolsy:  I could always use a few tips to spice things up!


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21854793 - 06/25/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

eh, I don't get offended if they want me to brush before I kiss them.

I mean, it's hot when they're into it when you come up and make out with them right after,
but If I finish in your mouth, I'm not down to make out with my own jizz.

hypocritical I know :shrug:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21854796 - 06/25/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Meh, its just a little jizz dude!  Be a man! :ruggedwink:  You'd be surprised how kinky shit gets after you break barriers like that. :derfase:


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blojo02184] * 1
    #21854836 - 06/25/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
eh, I don't get offended if they want me to brush before I kiss them.

I mean, it's hot when they're into it when you come up and make out with them right after,
but If I finish in your mouth, I'm not down to make out with my own jizz.

hypocritical I know :shrug:



Quote:

blojo02184 said:
Depending on my level of drunk, i may or may not give warning.

I dont really care what she does with it, just dont try fucking kissing me before you brush yo teeth,




Do you guys pull one of these?



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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 1
    #21854918 - 06/25/15 12:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
Meh, its just a little jizz dude!  Be a man! :ruggedwink:  You'd be surprised how kinky shit gets after you break barriers like that. :derfase:




:lol:

I dunno man.  I let my ex stick her finger up my ass, that was pushin it for me. (literally)

we'll see how things go.  I don't thinkthe jizz boundry is one i'll cross though.

I can't even eat creamy foods :lol:


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OfflineSunnyD
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21855588 - 06/25/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
The picture just hurts my eyes and is distasteful to me I am tired of seeing it all the time.



The photoshop stuff is funny, but not this random collage of random words that were said?

My opninion though
Yeah I can cream from a BJ
Has to be a guy though..



I prefer creaming in a ass though,
Love leaving my sticky load in a guy :naughty:


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InvisibleDOBAS
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21856525 - 06/25/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
Quote:

DOBAS said:
Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
Quote:

DOBAS said:
Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work



Virgin alert




or maybe you're gay and enjoy dudes forcing your head down on their throbbing cock?



ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!



Ya everyone got alerted that you're gay...


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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blojo02184]
    #21856959 - 06/25/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blojo02184 said:
Depending on my level of drunk, i may or may not give warning.

I dont really care what she does with it, just dont try fucking kissing me before you brush yo teeth,




I make out with a bitch right after she shallows that shit. I ain't scared.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21856982 - 06/25/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You're so hardcore bro.

Can you write me a pdf manual on now to fuck bitches man?


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Onlinekoods
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
    #21857005 - 06/25/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
The picture just hurts my eyes and is distasteful to me I am tired of seeing it all the time.



The photoshop stuff is funny, but not this random collage of random words that were said?

My opninion though
Yeah I can cream from a BJ
Has to be a guy though..



I prefer creaming in a ass though,
Love leaving my sticky load in a guy :naughty:




People your age are a festering stew of STDs. Don't dump loads in asses, dude.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods] * 2
    #21857010 - 06/25/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ive never been more thoroughly turned off by a discussion involving blowjobs before.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
    #21857017 - 06/25/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I dont fuck around
and
I dont fuck around

:wink:

I typically fuck with people i know well and have known for bit
I would get tested if i had sex with a random


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
    #21857040 - 06/25/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I get tested every 3 months. Never caught anything especially the worst std of all. Pregnancy.

And I never use condoms why the fuck are we even doing this. No thanks bye.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21857057 - 06/25/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Straight dudes are weird :lol:

I dont bitch when niggas be talking about eatin  pussy
cumming in pussy
about pussy or tits in general


It just doesnt turn me on too much
Am i missing something here :shrug:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
    #21857067 - 06/25/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
I dont fuck around
and
I dont fuck around

:wink:

I typically fuck with people i know well and have known for bit
I would get tested if i had sex with a random



Well, what you get out of knowing someone well is a false sense of security, and getting tested AFTER you have sex with a random is great if all you're interested in knowing is whether you fucked up or not.


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21857068 - 06/25/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
I get tested every 3 months. Never caught anything especially the worst std of all. Pregnancy.

And I never use condoms why the fuck are we even doing this. No thanks bye.




I used to have this mentality.
Then I knocked two girls up.

Maybe I just have aggressive swimmers.


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