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Kandi Etiquette
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Edit: I should preface this thread w/ this:

This is for the Kandi Kids

I don't know how many of you can answer this question, but Coaster definitely could, thedudenj too... some others probably.

What's the deal? What's the proper kandi etiquette? You don't just walk up to a random person and be all like "HAIZ, i likez your kandeez... wants to trade sum??? your pacifier iz reeeelly cutte!"

what's teh deal?

Edited by Platinum (12/01/08 11:36 AM)

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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Platinum]
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someone said that to me, id take a 3 ft long piece of rebar, bend it into a half circle, fix one end onto the guys mouth, then one in his anus, to make a human bow, now for an arrow i would use a sword, cept id put the edge onto his body so that when i drew it using his body as the bow string, the sword would fly down his stomach and spill his gutty wuts. then id laugh for days. once the pcp and dob wore off id prolly kill myself. i dont know if id fuck the corpse though, that shit is fucked up.

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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: hazey]
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hazey said:
someone said that to me, id take a 3 ft long piece of rebar, bend it into a half circle, fix one end onto the guys mouth, then one in his anus, to make a human bow, now for an arrow i would use a sword, cept id put the edge onto his body so that when i drew it using his body as the bow string, the sword would fly down his stomach and spill his gutty wuts. then id laugh for days. once the pcp and dob wore off id prolly kill myself. i dont know if id fuck the corpse though, that shit is fucked up.



strong OTD material.


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:penis: MONOTUB tek :sun: HEATBOMB tek :penis:

RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: ohmatic]
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oh, sorry. i almost posted a topic in there about down-syndrome kids, and i didnt do it cuz i actually think those kinds of tards are really amazing. theyre like bundles of retarded joy. i have a heart man, dont judge.

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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Platinum]
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Platinum said:
You don't just walk up to a random person and be all like "HAIZ, i likez your kandeez... wants to trade sum??? your pacifier iz reeeelly cutte!"



I think that's actually how it usually goes


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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Platinum]
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Wow.

Ok so anyway, I go to a lot of raves, but I almost never wear kandi because I just can't be bothered. I guess it's kind of cute and fun or whatever. Some people like to show what a hardcore raver they are by lining their arms with kandi like it's armor.

And you don't ask people for their kandi; they offer it to you. If you don't have any, get some string and some beads and make your own, because people generally won't think to give you kandi if you aren't already wearing some.


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You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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why would you want that shit anyway ?


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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: ohmatic]
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to look like rainbow bright as you shuffle across the dance floor


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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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ecstacy enhances your sensitivity to color and light, and given the rave environment, the colored dogshit everyone wears is perfect for creating colorful tracers and euphoric connection to the thumping speaker 1 foot from your head.

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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Platinum]
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Platinum said:
Edit: I should preface this thread w/ this:

This is for the Kandi Kids

I don't know how many of you can answer this question, but Coaster definitely could, thedudenj too... some others probably.

What's the deal? What's the proper kandi etiquette? You don't just walk up to a random person and be all like "HAIZ, i likez your kandeez... wants to trade sum??? your pacifier iz reeeelly cutte!"

what's teh deal?



well when ur rollin itll just come naturally
ull c some1 and u cant even help urself u have to compliment them
and usually u just ask 4 a name or something
dance a lil
and ask to trade kandi
dont analyze it ull no wut to do when the time is right


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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Coaster]
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i cant help it this seems flaminginly homo.


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RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: ohmatic]
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I can guarantee im the least homosexual man u have ever met
the only porn i watch is lesbian
and 99% of my kande was made by kewt sexay kande gurlies


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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: ohmatic]
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but at what cost ?


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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: ohmatic]
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i dunno the cost but the paycheck is a blowjob whenevar u wantit  :ass2mouth:


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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Coaster]
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i bet the paycheck is brain damage, looks like you're bouncing checks.

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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
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ya my brain is so damaged they decided to give me a degree for it  :schoolsout:


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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
Platinum said:
Edit: I should preface this thread w/ this:

This is for the Kandi Kids

I don't know how many of you can answer this question, but Coaster definitely could, thedudenj too... some others probably.

What's the deal? What's the proper kandi etiquette? You don't just walk up to a random person and be all like "HAIZ, i likez your kandeez... wants to trade sum??? your pacifier iz reeeelly cutte!"

what's teh deal?



well when ur rollin itll just come naturally
ull c some1 and u cant even help urself u have to compliment them
and usually u just ask 4 a name or something
dance a lil
and ask to trade kandi
dont analyze it ull no wut to do when the time is right



oh yea ive done this. dont get me wrong, ive traded w/ people. but i wasnt sure like what the deal is w/ it... this one girl i know came to me and was like "do you know the kandi rules?" i was like :wtf: and she was like "yeah you cant trade ones that have been given to you... only ones youve made. theres more but i dont remember them" so i was like :wtf: and figured id ask.

:rave:  :dj:  :rave:  :dj:  :rave:  :dj:  :rave:  :dj:  :rave:  :dj:  :rave:  :dj:  :rave:  :dj:

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Re: Kandi Etiquette [Re: Platinum]
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ya its true tho the candy kids only give out ones they made
but usually the ones i give out r like 100x bettr then the ones i get
so sometimes i trade em
and u no how u put ur fingers together to exchage the kande
then u give each other a huge hug
awwwwwwwwwwwww so kewt
:hug:


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