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ACTING “HIGH”

Never attract attention to yourself by pretending to be more stoned than you truly are. First of all, you won’t fool anybody. Secondly, they won’t invite you over again. And finally, people will talk about you behind your back. Enjoy your high, but don’t flaunt it.

MOOCHING

Are you continually smoking other people’s weed? If your answer is yes, you might be a “moocher.” A moocher is someone who never supplies the pot, but is always there to smoke yours after a score. Once you have been labeled a moocher, it’s hard to break free of the stereotype. But, by supplying the weed on occasion, you can avoid this issue completely.

On the other side of the coin, you must not let others mooch off you. When other people are cutting into your stash all the time, it becomes a burden to smoke at all. Every time you want to get high, there are people expecting you to supply them as well. Be generous with your weed, but remember: it’s your weed, and you have the right to end their session at any time.

COTTONMOUTH

Anyone who has ever smoked bud knows that “cottonmouth” (dry mouth) sucks. So it’s only fair that you share a sip of your drink when your buddy is suffering. Gulping and chugging, however, are not covered under this rule. Inversely, if you take a swig of someone else’s drink, don’t consume too much.

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trippinballs420 said:

cornering refers to lighting the bowl in the same spot and slowly working your way around the bowl, so only a corner is lit at a time, so you dont roast all the weed away

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SMOKE SCREEN

It’s not polite to blow your smoke into the faces of others. The fact that they are also smoking is no excuse.

ILLNESS

This is an important principle that is often ignored: let other people know when you’re sick before sharing their smoking device. Don’t try to convince them that you’re not contagious any longer. Your peers may not want your germs getting all over their pipes or bongs. When you’re sick, consider carrying your own pipe to smoke from. Furthermore, if you and your friends practice this rule, you’ll get sick less often.

PEER PRESSURE

Don’t force people to smoke pot against their will. A little ribbing might be expected or even appropriate, but don’t try to convince other people to smoke so that you can feel better about your own drug habit. If you’re the only one who wants to get high, smoke by yourself or don’t smoke at all.

HOUSE RULES

Every host has different rules for what you can and can’t do in his or her house. Make sure you know what your host’s rules are, and then follow them completely.

Here are a few examples:

No pot smoking. Ask your host if they allow pot smoking in the house.

No cigarette smoking. Some hosts will allowing pot smoking, but  NOT cigarette smoking.

Munchies. Ask permission before grabbing drinks or munchies.

Use common sense. If you’re not sure what your host’s rules are, ask

YOU CALL THIS CHRONIC?

Don’t try and pass your dirt off as “chronic” (excellent quality weed), even if it smells and looks great. Do you really think that others can’t tell the difference once they’ve tried it? Everybody will be disappointed when they smoke it (after expecting a great high) and then find out that it’s crap.

DON’T SLOBBER

Whether smoking from a pipe, bong, or joint, make sure not to slobber. It’s disgusting when you go to take a hit and you feel someone’s saliva on your lips. Also called “fish-lipping,” this sick habit needs to be dealt with quickly and harshly. Be direct; tell the offender that they slobber and must stop. If they continue to slobber, don’t let them smoke your weed.

MUNCHIES

Everybody gets the munchies after smoking weed. A good host will offer you something to snack on, but don’t be greedy.

Here are some points to keep in mind:

Ask permission. Ask your host’s permission before grabbing food from the fridge or pantry.

Pace yourself. If you eat too fast you’ll make yourself sick and there won’t be any munchies left for anyone else.

Clean up your mess and throw away the trash. Don’t leave your wrappers and crumbs for the host to clean up.

Supply the munchies. If you regularly smoke at the same house, you should supply the munchies on occasion.

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Beefy1 said:

trippinballs420 said:

cornering refers to lighting the bowl in the same spot and slowly working your way around the bowl, so only a corner is lit at a time, so you dont roast all the weed away

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Gotcha,  thanks.

always have,  call it 'slice the pie'

so more than one person gets a green hit.

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no problem man, seems youve been smoking the polite way

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DIRECTION

It doesn’t really matter which way you pass the hit around the circle. However, once you’ve started in a particular direction, make sure to keep the hit traveling the same way until everyone has had a turn. If the bowl becomes cashed before everyone gets a hit, start the next bowl where it ended during the last round, and continue to pass the hit around the circle in the same direction.

GREEN HIT

Named for of the color of fresh-packed marijuana, the “Green Hit” is the 1st hit from any pipe or bowl. Consider offering someone else in your circle the green hit of every bowl you load. This is like holding the door open for someone, or letting an elevator empty before you get on: it’s not necessary, but it does show that you’ve got considerable style.

CHEATING THE GREEN

Also known as “rotating the bowl,” cheating the green is an advanced technique used in situations when you accidentally torch all the green on your 1st hit.  In this circumstance it would be appropriate to expose more fresh marijuana by flipping some of the bottom weed onto the to top of the bowl.  In this manner, the bowl can still be passed and cornered while leaving a green hit for all.

OFFER ANYWAY

As the bowl goes around the circle, some people may not want to smoke. Nevertheless, you should offer these people the choice to smoke each time the bowl reaches them. It’s a mistake to assume that because they didn’t want a hit last round, they don’t want a hit this round. Even if you know a particular person doesn’t smoke, they might feel left out if you continuously skip them without offering the hit.

CASHED BOWL

If you don’t get a good hit, or you know the next hit won’t be good, don’t pass the bowl. Ash hits are dirty and they won’t get you high. Instead, hand the pipe or bong back to the person who’s loading the weed. When you’re not quite sure if the bowl is totally cashed, blow lightly across the top of the bowl. This will send the ash flying, but will leave the bud intact. (Don’t attempt this while indoors.)

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Beefy1 said:

I had a guy I barely knew cough up a big wad of brown shit and just fucking spit it on the carpet in my apartment once.


I know the place is kinda dirty, but fuck.  don't do that.

There's a mountain dew can or beer bottle around somewhere

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Uzziel said:

Yeah the only thing that pisses me off is when someone is torching a bowl or sitting there with the bowl lit/joint/blunt and they think its story time...

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OZA said:

5. Your food is everybody's, as with your drinks. Conversely, feel free to take food or drinks off somebody, just don't take an unreasonable amount. We all know how the munchies & cotton mouth feels. It's even worse when a drink you can't sip or food you can't eat is in front of you.

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