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Skunk420


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Re: Stoners and food. [Re: recons]
#7621783 - 11/11/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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recons said: I don't mind cooking while baked, but it tends to lead to: A) crispier than it should be food B) fires C) burnt hands/cut fingers D) I cook more than I need E) a huge fucking mess
E is the only one that I truly loathe, the rest I can live with.
Wow, I can cook better when I am stoned, and I do leave a small mess...but cooking food when I am drunk I make more of a mess. I always eat what I cook, I eat a lot when I smoke weed..
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Plok
Life is fractal


Registered: 09/08/04
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Re: Stoners and food. [Re: Tangerines]
#7622090 - 11/11/07 01:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tangerines said: If I am high I like frozen grapes. The are scrumptious.
or I like apples alot.
If I am really hungry I like to grill up some chicken, peppers, oinions and what not and make a fat burrito with some cheese.
Or red beans and rice that is good.
No offense but you write like a third grader.
Or maybe you're just stoned.
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RipVanWinkle
The Benzodiazethang




Registered: 06/11/06
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Re: Stoners and food. [Re: recons]
#7623457 - 11/11/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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recons said: I don't mind cooking while baked, but it tends to lead to: A) crispier than it should be food B) fires C) burnt hands/cut fingers D) I cook more than I need E) a huge fucking mess
E is the only one that I truly loathe, the rest I can live with.
Yep. I can't cook much of anything when I'm sober, much less stoned. I deepfry alot of stuff when i'm stoned though, which once led to a melted linoleum floor.
I was deepfrying my Fisherboy Fishsticks (which everyone knows is the ONLY brand of fishsticks to buy!) one sunny summer afternoon after a nice bowl. When I finished frying them I forgot to turn the stove off. About 10 minutes later I hear the smoke alarm going off.
I ran into the kitchen to snatch up the overboiling smoking black grease filled pot and ran to the door (with shorts on and no shoes) which caused the grease in the pot to slosh over the sides and splatter on my legs and feet. So then I decide, nearly to the door, that I need to put the pan down and go get some paper towels to clean up the spilt grease on the floor and my legs. As I'm tearing off some paper towels, I smell burning plastic. "OH SHIT!" I says. 
So I run back over to the pot and try to pick it up but it has melted the linoleum floor and stuck, so i pull harder and pry it up, spilling more grease and taking it out to the driveway and setting it down.
I then put the lid on it (don't ask me why) and then decided to take the lid off, which caused the pot of grease to suddenly burst into flames. So now theres a 4 foot (I kid you not) pillar of fire in my driveway. My little brother comes running out of my house and starts to spray it with a spray-bottle of water which of course makes it worse if anything.
Funny thing is I can't remember how we put it out... 
But for about 2 years we had a big huge black circle of melted/charred plastic in the floor of the kitchen, which we covered with a run I've deepfried whilst stoned about 5 times since then. And frying is one of the only ways I know how to cook.
-------------------- Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.
Edited by RipVanWinkle (11/11/07 08:35 PM)
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