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Offlinesuperbob57
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Stoners Unwritten Law....
    #5125462 - 12/31/05 08:34 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Hello Everybody,I was wondering If every could post there Stoner Unwritten Laws????Like witch side you pass a bowl or joint or If you break it you buy it...(P.S. do you make people pay for your peice when they break it....
Thanks Shroomery
Post what you got... :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:


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OfflineOrganic
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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: superbob57]
    #5125468 - 12/31/05 08:39 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Don't get your mouth all over the piece...just hit it.

Don't use the bowl as a microphone...pass it.

Supply the smoking herbs half the time.

Basic respect, not really laws


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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: Organic]
    #5125501 - 12/31/05 09:06 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

ugh, don't cough into the bong....



I remember we were chilling at my house one time and i had just packed it and gave greens to this kid i never meet before cause he was a cool guy. So i hand him the bong and he tried to take this monster hit and he coughs into and gets bong water all over himself and spills/soaked the weed. it was kinda funny but pretty pissed at the same time.


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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: LethalX5]
    #5125502 - 12/31/05 09:08 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

yep got be carefully with the newbies...


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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: superbob57]
    #5125523 - 12/31/05 09:21 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

yeah
dont's say

"do you hear something man?? are u alright man?? did u hear a noise man??" - Instead, if your concerned about someone in your weed sessions say: 'are you alright man, are you paranoid or axcious about anything? or do you want me to be quiet?".

7 or 8 times out of 10 they'll say something absolutely hilarious like: "no" or "nah...".

Just be a sesnsitive stoner!


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OfflineScarfmeister
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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: confuzed]
    #5125543 - 12/31/05 09:39 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah and dont say "dude you are so fucked up, its lights out for you hahaha" if the guy is a newbie.


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Offlinedr0mni
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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: confuzed]
    #5125546 - 12/31/05 09:41 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

pass to the left, and don't break the cycle (at least that's how it was when I was 13).

If someone smokes you up, you should hit them back.

If you get the first hit, try not to burn all the green up before anyone else gets it (I try to do this, I don't know if anyone else does. I also usually offer the first hit to someone else if I pack it with my own weed).

Ash into the FUCKING ashtray! not into a plate, cup, or straight on the table! ...for fucks sake... :nonono:


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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: dr0mni]
    #5125552 - 12/31/05 09:47 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Amen in the ashtray with cashed bowl not my table or floor...people got no respect...put your seeds and stems there too you lazy stoners...does anyone use proper Stoner Smoking Etiquette...
I know I do...
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/9741/etiquette.html

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If I run full blast, I'll never get tired and If I slow down I get stuck, so I opened my mind and let the wild things in and there not going away but getting stronger, day by day, I will find the source of all things it's only a matter of time and I will be one with the universe once again my friends...I will never find the end but the start of a new begining...-J.R.S.A Man Of Experiences:lsdabc:...IV:syringe: 4-aco-DMT "Where Fools Rush In, and Angels Fear To Tread..." NN-DMT Pure Magic Wizard Dust!:wizard:
folio]http://www.redbubble.com/people/khaotehk/portfolio[/url]
https://youtu.be/C1_YHJDRgqE
:chesire: I miss you, I love you my Angel Aimee Renee Orme March 14th 2020. Always and Forever will are Love will go on, Forever & Always are Etched on my Heart. ❤


Edited by superbob57 (12/31/05 09:49 AM)


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OfflineTheCheat
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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: superbob57]
    #5125588 - 12/31/05 10:09 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Organic said:

Don't get your mouth all over the piece...just hit it.

Don't use the bowl as a microphone...pass it.

Supply the smoking herbs half the time.

Basic respect, not really laws




werd. most of it is just common sense, but then again, 'common sense' aint very common anymore :shrug:


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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: TheCheat]
    #5125600 - 12/31/05 10:15 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

- Take two puffs max then pass.
- If its nearing the end of the joint, take 1 puff then pass.
- Dont be a leach, supply some weed now and then, doesnt need to be 50/50 exactly, but show some respect


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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: kaniz]
    #5125643 - 12/31/05 10:32 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

well most of mine are already on here.

really just respect the other people. put up some weed once in awhile, and dont hog it.


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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: Yarry]
    #5125830 - 12/31/05 11:57 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

watch human traffic: IMDB, Human Traffic.

Watch and learn it will all be explaind perfectly =P


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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: superbob57]
    #5125864 - 12/31/05 12:06 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

dont drool into the bong
no poleticing while in possesion of the blunt
be deaf pass to the left be polite pass to the right
puff puff pass
dont drop seeds n stems on the floor
your only as thtoned as stink you are


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Re: Stoners Unwritten Law.... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5125961 - 12/31/05 12:43 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)



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