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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Gorlax] * 1
    #21850947 - 06/24/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Gorlax said:
just nut and deal with the backlash. If she doesn't want cum in her mouth she will have to alert other wise.




If she doesnt want cum in her mouth then she shouldn't be sucking my dick


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21850948 - 06/24/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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Gorlax said:
just nut and deal with the backlash. If she doesn't want cum in her mouth she will have to alert other wise.




If she doesnt want cum in her mouth then she shouldn't be sucking my dick



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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
    #21850955 - 06/24/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Some guys get offended if a girl doesn't swallow?

:lol:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Acaterpillar] * 6
    #21850961 - 06/24/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't give a shit what she does with it after I'm done with it.  She owns it, it is her choice.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21850970 - 06/24/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't get offended but it kind of ruins the whole vibe. Swallow that shit girl. But I can't remember the last time I've busted a nut from a bj. I like them but ya girl turn your ass over i'ma fuck you good now. :lol:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21850985 - 06/24/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have never ever had a problem coming from a BJ.  In fact, I prefer them.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod] * 5
    #21850991 - 06/24/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah it sounds like you guys are getting shitty BJs.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21851004 - 06/24/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When the dinkle is about to splode, I just announce to my partner in British accent:

"Pardon me lovely, but I'm about to arrive!"

Is she partakes of the discharge, it's her choice.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21851008 - 06/24/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They need to hook up with koods or Asante.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21851012 - 06/24/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Only basic bitches don't swallow.

It's just bad manners to be a spitter or dribbler. In some muslim countries they have punishments for woman that don't swallow.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21851017 - 06/24/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Enjoywho said:
I don't get offended but it kind of ruins the whole vibe



:werd:

swallowing means she just can't get enough of your dick and loves it more than anything.  that's a major turn on.  when a girl (or tranny in your case :lol: ) spits it out, it feels like you're forcing her to do something she doesn't want to.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21851019 - 06/24/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In Muslim countries they have punishments for anything a woman does.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21851028 - 06/24/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In porn it is such a turn off when the chick is making fake orgasm sounds then the dude cums in her mouth and she keeps her mouth open and lets the cum drip down her face and clearly is not having a good time.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21851029 - 06/24/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you can't cum from a blowjob your girl sucks at giving them

Pun intended


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21851032 - 06/24/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Naw the worst is when you have dope dick and the slightest miscalculation can revert you back to ground zero.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21851034 - 06/24/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What is happening to the world when porn sluts can't even enjoy the labor of a stud's fruits?!


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: qman]
    #21851045 - 06/24/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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qman said:
I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints.  :shrug:




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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21851083 - 06/24/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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FriedEgg said:
Enjoywho said:
I don't get offended but it kind of ruins the whole vibe



:werd:

swallowing means she just can't get enough of your dick and loves it more than anything.  that's a major turn on.  when a girl (or tranny in your case :lol: ) spits it out, it feels like you're forcing her to do something she doesn't want to.




Basically I run a lot of girls through my place. I think most of them by now it's a pretty small town. If your gonna give me head and I bust my first quick nut swallow that shit girl. Then get your ass over here I'll play with you for 10 minutes before my recharge time is up.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] * 19
    #21851185 - 06/24/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.





He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.

Edit: Had to add the "i've fucked every woman in town" brag.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity] * 2
    #21851196 - 06/24/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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propensity said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.





He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.




I'll quote it for you.


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