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Blowjob etiquette? (for guys)
#21850841 - 06/24/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know this sounds like a question a 16 year old would ask, but... I'm just wondering what you guys do the first time you get a BJ from a girl.
-Do you ask "can I come in your mouth?" or say something like "want me to say when i'm ready?" -or do you just bust a nut without any warning and then deal with any potential fallout later?
I usually just say "ok here I cum" when I'm about to cum and let the girl decide what she wants to do.
It would be nice to hear some input from the ladies as to what you prefer we do.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] 7
#21850848 - 06/24/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Open your mouth or it's going in your eye"
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] 3
#21850858 - 06/24/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just blow my load whenever im ready. I really don't understand girls who don't swallow. My dick is already in your mouth, you might as well finish the job
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:

I just blow my load whenever im ready. I really don't understand girls who don't swallow. My dick is already in your mouth, you might as well finish the job
How does that usually go over for you?
I've done that a few times and it didn't go over too well. I'm really attracted to prissy girls and they usually freak out when cum goes in their mouth.
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I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: OhMrJohnson] 1
#21850878 - 06/24/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had to teach her dude. Your using way too much teeth. But I did hook up with a trannie recently and gave my first bj. She said the same thing. I'm sorry I've never done this before. If it was a vagina I woulda got you off twice before we even fucked.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: qman]
#21850881 - 06/24/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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qman said: I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints. 
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Eat a ton of pineapple and your little michael phelps will taste like pineapple.
I could never get off from a handjob or blowjob, but I always say when I'm about to bust.
and I don't know, dude, tell her where you want it?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
#21850888 - 06/24/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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qman said: I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints. 
this is how its done
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FriedEgg said:
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:

I just blow my load whenever im ready. I really don't understand girls who don't swallow. My dick is already in your mouth, you might as well finish the job
How does that usually go over for you?
I've done that a few times and it didn't go over too well. I'm really attracted to prissy girls and they usually freak out when cum goes in their mouth. 
Generally pretty well
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21850890 - 06/24/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: "Open your mouth or it's going in your eye"
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk] 1
#21850899 - 06/24/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is bad advise.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
#21850900 - 06/24/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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FriedEgg said:
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:

I just blow my load whenever im ready. I really don't understand girls who don't swallow. My dick is already in your mouth, you might as well finish the job
How does that usually go over for you?
I've done that a few times and it didn't go over too well. I'm really attracted to prissy girls and they usually freak out when cum goes in their mouth. 
That sucks dude. Those kinda girls usually give terrible head. They suck on the tip for like 30 seconds and think that's acceptable
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TheGreenArrow said: This is bad advise.
works for me
IDK about the pineapple thing though, never tried it
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk] 1
#21850918 - 06/24/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i just cum. i would be pretty offended if a girl didnt swallow, and ive talked to a few girls who say they would be offended too. the only reason a girl has to not swallow is if i say spit it on your tits and rub them when im done
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk]
#21850923 - 06/24/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] 26
#21850926 - 06/24/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude stfu nobody cares about you blowing trannies
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just nut and deal with the backlash. If she doesn't want cum in her mouth she will have to alert other wise.
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Dude stfu nobody cares about you blowing trannies
DONT BE RUDE 
I care.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Gorlax]
#21850945 - 06/24/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hate spitters. Nah girl you swallow that shit. Now that's hot especially when they kiss you on the mouth after.
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TheGreenArrow said: This is bad advise.
why is that bad advice?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Gorlax] 1
#21850947 - 06/24/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gorlax said: just nut and deal with the backlash. If she doesn't want cum in her mouth she will have to alert other wise.
If she doesnt want cum in her mouth then she shouldn't be sucking my dick
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Gorlax said: just nut and deal with the backlash. If she doesn't want cum in her mouth she will have to alert other wise.
If she doesnt want cum in her mouth then she shouldn't be sucking my dick
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
#21850955 - 06/24/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Some guys get offended if a girl doesn't swallow?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Acaterpillar] 6
#21850961 - 06/24/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't give a shit what she does with it after I'm done with it. She owns it, it is her choice.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
#21850970 - 06/24/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't get offended but it kind of ruins the whole vibe. Swallow that shit girl. But I can't remember the last time I've busted a nut from a bj. I like them but ya girl turn your ass over i'ma fuck you good now.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] 3
#21850985 - 06/24/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have never ever had a problem coming from a BJ. In fact, I prefer them.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod] 5
#21850991 - 06/24/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah it sounds like you guys are getting shitty BJs.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21851004 - 06/24/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When the dinkle is about to splode, I just announce to my partner in British accent:
"Pardon me lovely, but I'm about to arrive!"
Is she partakes of the discharge, it's her choice.
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They need to hook up with koods or Asante.
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Only basic bitches don't swallow.
It's just bad manners to be a spitter or dribbler. In some muslim countries they have punishments for woman that don't swallow.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21851017 - 06/24/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I don't get offended but it kind of ruins the whole vibe

swallowing means she just can't get enough of your dick and loves it more than anything. that's a major turn on. when a girl (or tranny in your case ) spits it out, it feels like you're forcing her to do something she doesn't want to.
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In Muslim countries they have punishments for anything a woman does.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#21851028 - 06/24/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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In porn it is such a turn off when the chick is making fake orgasm sounds then the dude cums in her mouth and she keeps her mouth open and lets the cum drip down her face and clearly is not having a good time.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#21851029 - 06/24/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you can't cum from a blowjob your girl sucks at giving them
Pun intended
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21851032 - 06/24/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Naw the worst is when you have dope dick and the slightest miscalculation can revert you back to ground zero.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: qman]
#21851045 - 06/24/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
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FriedEgg said: Enjoywho said: I don't get offended but it kind of ruins the whole vibe

swallowing means she just can't get enough of your dick and loves it more than anything. that's a major turn on. when a girl (or tranny in your case ) spits it out, it feels like you're forcing her to do something she doesn't want to.
Basically I run a lot of girls through my place. I think most of them by now it's a pretty small town. If your gonna give me head and I bust my first quick nut swallow that shit girl. Then get your ass over here I'll play with you for 10 minutes before my recharge time is up.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] 19
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Enjoywho said: I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.

He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.
Edit: Had to add the "i've fucked every woman in town" brag.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity] 2
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Enjoywho said: I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.

He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.
I'll quote it for you.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
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You're gonna have to start a new one soon.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: qman]
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
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propensity said:
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Enjoywho said: I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.

He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.
No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.
I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
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You'll have to take my name out of the quote for that to work.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
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Enjoywho said: I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.

He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.
I'll quote it for you.
Oh holy fucking zappa that is hilarious and clearly a fair amount of work
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Dude stfu nobody cares about you blowing trannies
Speak for yourself. Did she warn you? Did you swallow or are you rude?
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propensity said:
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Enjoywho said: I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.

He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.
No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.
I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.
but its still pretty fuckin funny
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
#21851334 - 06/24/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I really wish he'd take me off ignore
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It is funny I'll admit I just read through it.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] 1
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Contrary to what you might think, it takes less than a minute of work every time I post a version of that enjoywho shop. I've probably spent about an hour of my life total making it.
Photoshop is actually pretty easy once you get the hang of it.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
#21851372 - 06/24/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No way dude, that is some serious work. Even a pro would have spent forever making that.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
#21851377 - 06/24/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I bet he spent a few hours making it and even if it was an hour that is a lot of time for an alright laugh.
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Bitter Cactus said: No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.
I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.

Is he seriously still doing it?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21851394 - 06/24/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude who the fuck cares? Are you the Photoshop police or something?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21851399 - 06/24/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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All my stories I tell are true and unedited. Sorry I don't sit inside all day and actually go out and have fun with life.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21851403 - 06/24/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus said: No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.
I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.

Is he seriously still doing it?
Yes. I mean, I just read through it and had a little chuckle but common he defs spent more then an hour doing it and finding all the posts and it just seems like a strange thing to do. I am trying to get into his mind set and why he would do something like that but it kind of baffles me. Like I can't imagine spending a couple hours sitting in front of my computer using photo shop and saving a bunch of posts just for a lackluster laugh.
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He didn't go and find all the posts at once. he just added to it every time a new quote worthy of being immortalized popped up. You're acting like he sat over there for hours digging through his post history just to make it. It started with like 1 or 2 quotes.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Shroomslip] 3
#21851410 - 06/24/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha, you should just join me in putting bitter cactus on ignore. I got tired of manually ignoring him with my brain all the time.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
#21851415 - 06/24/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The picture just hurts my eyes and is distasteful to me I am tired of seeing it all the time.
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I've never blocked anyone on here. Until now. Go for it homie but I come here to just chit chat.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] 4
#21851420 - 06/24/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: All my stories I tell are true and unedited. Sorry I don't sit inside all day and actually go out and have fun with life.and blow trannies
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I felt it was indeed time for a new one. Fast running out of space.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
#21851485 - 06/24/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Make on for biter_cactus
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
#21851515 - 06/24/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Make on for biter_cactus 
Please don't.
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Bitter Cactus just wants you to make one for him.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
#21851547 - 06/24/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: Bitter Cactus just wants you to make one for him.
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Yeah, please dont
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21851672 - 06/24/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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tongue the ballsack 
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Beanhead] 2
#21851700 - 06/24/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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u guys are assholes for pulling girls hair nd forcing it down their throats without them giving the OK
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Sheekle]
#21851705 - 06/24/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You don't pull their hair. You push the back of the head. n00b
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Beanhead]
#21851706 - 06/24/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.
No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.
I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.
yea that musty loser spends all his time on photoshop compiling irrelevant ramblings and pictures for some +1s
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21851709 - 06/24/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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tell that to them
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Sheekle]
#21851720 - 06/24/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: u guys are assholes for pulling girls hair nd forcing it down their throats without them giving the OK
Hey can I shove my dick as far as I can down your throat and spray my nut everywhere?
[Yes] [no]
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Sheekle]
#21851744 - 06/24/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: u guys are assholes for pulling girls hair nd forcing it down their throats without them giving the OK
I had my wife sign a contract and it covers this. Quit making assumptions.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
#21851752 - 06/24/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stop assuming you'll be getting a blowjob from a girl too
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] 3
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Oh hey, I'm a lady! OP, just let her know when its going to happen. A simple, "I'm cumming" (preferably in a tone that gives the impression that you're enjoying yourself) will suffice.
We like hearing that we're doing a good job, and if we're not, then give us some guidance on how to improve (deeper, faster, sloppier, etc.) The more you educate her on your personal preferences, the better off you'll be in the long run.
For the idiots on board with the 'hold her head down' train, sure... it will prevent her from spitting. But you have to weigh how much you don't want her to spit vs. an opportunity for a future blowjob. Does it really matter that much? You could just let her do what she wants to that first time, and if she does spit it out, you can talk to her (<--woah, talk) before your next blow job about how sexy it would be if she swallowed next time.
An excellent talking point on the matter would be to start with the fact that by spitting out your man candy, it essentially coats her tongue, exponentially increasing the flavors of your unsavory spunk. Instead, as you "arrive" aim that hot load at the back of her throat (having already gauged her gag reflex in the previous beejer) and tell that bitch (I'm sure she's a nice lady) to take her medicine. A quick shot to the back of the throat is far more palatable. Bonus, if the load is a little more than she can swallow in one gulp, then you get the added satisfaction of hearing her choke on it. Don't deny it, you fellas love that shit.... trannies too.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21851762 - 06/24/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
#21851770 - 06/24/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I GIVE more than you
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods] 1
#21851783 - 06/24/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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True. You win this time, Batman.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
#21851811 - 06/24/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ladycakes said: Oh hey, I'm a lady! OP, just let her know when its going to happen. A simple, "I'm cumming" (preferably in a tone that gives the impression that you're enjoying yourself) will suffice.
We like hearing that we're doing a good job, and if we're not, then give us some guidance on how to improve (deeper, faster, sloppier, etc.) The more you educate her on your personal preferences, the better off you'll be in the long run.
For the idiots on board with the 'hold her head down' train, sure... it will prevent her from spitting. But you have to weigh how much you don't want her to spit vs. an opportunity for a future blowjob. Does it really matter that much? You could just let her do what she wants to that first time, and if she does spit it out, you can talk to her (<--woah, talk) before your next blow job about how sexy it would be if she swallowed next time.
An excellent talking point on the matter would be to start with the fact that by spitting out your man candy, it essentially coats her tongue, exponentially increasing the flavors of your unsavory spunk. Instead, as you "arrive" aim that hot load at the back of her throat (having already gauged her gag reflex in the previous beejer) and tell that bitch (I'm sure she's a nice lady) to take her medicine. A quick shot to the back of the throat is far more palatable. Bonus, if the load is a little more than she can swallow in one gulp, then you get the added satisfaction of hearing her choke on it. Don't deny it, you fellas love that shit.... trannies too.

so does this mean you are pro or anti swallowing?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
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qman said: I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints. 

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ladycakes said: Oh hey, I'm a lady! OP, just let her know when its going to happen. A simple, "I'm cumming" (preferably in a tone that gives the impression that you're enjoying yourself) will suffice.
We like hearing that we're doing a good job, and if we're not, then give us some guidance on how to improve (deeper, faster, sloppier, etc.) The more you educate her on your personal preferences, the better off you'll be in the long run.
For the idiots on board with the 'hold her head down' train, sure... it will prevent her from spitting. But you have to weigh how much you don't want her to spit vs. an opportunity for a future blowjob. Does it really matter that much? You could just let her do what she wants to that first time, and if she does spit it out, you can talk to her (<--woah, talk) before your next blow job about how sexy it would be if she swallowed next time.
An excellent talking point on the matter would be to start with the fact that by spitting out your man candy, it essentially coats her tongue, exponentially increasing the flavors of your unsavory spunk. Instead, as you "arrive" aim that hot load at the back of her throat (having already gauged her gag reflex in the previous beejer) and tell that bitch (I'm sure she's a nice lady) to take her medicine. A quick shot to the back of the throat is far more palatable. Bonus, if the load is a little more than she can swallow in one gulp, then you get the added satisfaction of hearing her choke on it. Don't deny it, you fellas love that shit.... trannies too.

so does this mean you are pro or anti swallowing?
I'm just trying to save my sistas from the idiots out there that don't know how to treat a lady. In general, we aim to please. If she's already on her knees, clearly she's trying to do something nice for you. Treat a lady right, and she'll come back for more. Act a fool, and she'll kick your ass to the curb and go blow someone else. Unless your flexible enough to suck your own cock, I'd suggest you fellas out there step your game up.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: ladycakes]
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Treat a lady right, and she'll come back for more. Act a fool, and she'll kick your ass to the curb and go blow someone else. Unless your flexible enough to suck your own cock, I'd suggest you fellas out there step your game up.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
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I usually just say I'm getting ready to bust when it's coming and let her decide what to do.
with that said, I've probably came from like, 10% of blowjobs received in my life. I think it's a combination of mostly shitty bj's, and a high tolerance. Alot of the time I don't even cum from banging a girl if i'm not really feeling her. feelingless sex is fun, but usually not enough for me to finish 
with all that said, I totally agree with the "if my dick is already in your mouth, you might as well just swallow" mentality.
I put up with getting your fucking hair down my throat when I'm eating you out and don't say a god damn word woman. take the protein.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
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I don't have a preference on the spot/swallow scenario. Although if I'm really going for anything its the facial.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Cj-B]
#21852455 - 06/24/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work
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#21852479 - 06/24/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's highly likely that most of the posters in this thread have never had a blow job.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
#21852487 - 06/24/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out what having your dick bitten feels like
Fixed that for ya.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
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DOBAS said: Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work
Most women like an alpha male bro. Dominating her does not make her a slut. If it did then your mom would 7/10 chances be a slut.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
#21852508 - 06/24/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work
Most women like an alpha male bro. Dominating her does not make her a slut. If it did then your mom would 7/10 chances be a slut.
Most girls dont associate domination by ramming your hard pulsating squirting cock down their throat thereby choking them, making them gag and making their eyes water.
And lol@the guy that said he gets offended if the girl wont swallow
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
#21852533 - 06/24/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If they're expecting it they might. I wouldn't pull it on your first date or anything. That would be stupid, but you'd be surprised how many chicks like gagging.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
#21852587 - 06/24/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I always say ahhh shit baby, I ain't even close . Then BAM surprise honey! Ok gotta run babe see ya..
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
#21852626 - 06/24/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: If they're expecting it they might. I wouldn't pull it on your first date or anything. That would be stupid, but you'd be surprised how many chicks like gagging. 
Lol send some this way
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21852741 - 06/24/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: It's highly likely that most of the posters in this thread have never had a blow job.
Oh my haha. Shit I recently gave head myself. But before that had 4 girls run through my room. In 2 weeks. I wouldn't say I do that but I do push on there head. Not forcefully or anything but enough to let them know there doing a damn good job.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
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I actually just got a blow job from gf about 30 mins ago. I told her to take it out of her mouth and jack it off till I cum on her face.
That's exactly what she did too It was hilarious because some of it got in her hair.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Pariahprose]
#21852834 - 06/24/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Shroomslip]
#21852839 - 06/24/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like to make her pant like a dog and jack me off so I can cum in her mouth. Then she gets to deepthroat one more time and get the rest. Best of both worlds in my opinion.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Shroomslip]
#21852879 - 06/24/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.
I don't quite understand it myself even though I do it. Might have something to do w/ my fetish of seeing my gf be slutty.
There is just something so slutty about seeing a girl with cum on her face, mouth, and in this case her hair too lmfao!
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Pariahprose]
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Pariahprose said: I actually just got a blow job from gf about 30 mins ago. I told her to take it out of her mouth and jack it off till I cum on her face.
That's exactly what she did too It was hilarious because some of it got in her hair.
Well played.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk]
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TheGreenArrow said: This is bad advise.
works for me
IDK about the pineapple thing though, never tried it
Talk sex with sue, says that a vegetarian diet makes cum taste sweet, and meats and cheeses make it taste worse.

Op you should really check out talk sex with sue, this question would be perfect for her show. Anyone else ever watch that show? When i was like 13-14 i thought it was the funniest shit ever. Probably still would if i saw it today.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
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I just ran into a guy and a girl I met today again. The girl was cute what's your name girlie come chit chat with me. Oh btw this is my fiance. Niggas ex military and ripped. I wouldn't fight him I'd probably lose but I am a good fighter.
These hos ain't that worth it. I he's from Valdez Alaska so that was fun talking about home again for a minute but ya I'm trying to fuck your girl and I know she interested.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Cj-B]
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I just say return the favor and let her know before hand. do on to others as you wish to be done upon you . GM
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: ladycakes]
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ladycakes said: Oh hey, I'm a lady! OP, just let her know when its going to happen. A simple, "I'm cumming" (preferably in a tone that gives the impression that you're enjoying yourself) will suffice.
We like hearing that we're doing a good job, and if we're not, then give us some guidance on how to improve (deeper, faster, sloppier, etc.) The more you educate her on your personal preferences, the better off you'll be in the long run.
For the idiots on board with the 'hold her head down' train, sure... it will prevent her from spitting. But you have to weigh how much you don't want her to spit vs. an opportunity for a future blowjob. Does it really matter that much? You could just let her do what she wants to that first time, and if she does spit it out, you can talk to her (<--woah, talk) before your next blow job about how sexy it would be if she swallowed next time.
An excellent talking point on the matter would be to start with the fact that by spitting out your man candy, it essentially coats her tongue, exponentially increasing the flavors of your unsavory spunk. Instead, as you "arrive" aim that hot load at the back of her throat (having already gauged her gag reflex in the previous beejer) and tell that bitch (I'm sure she's a nice lady) to take her medicine. A quick shot to the back of the throat is far more palatable. Bonus, if the load is a little more than she can swallow in one gulp, then you get the added satisfaction of hearing her choke on it. Don't deny it, you fellas love that shit.... trannies too.

Thanks for the input. I've always wondered how to pull off the "you should swallow it next time" speech without sounding like an asshole. I'll try that next time 
PS. I seriously got a boner while reading your reply.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said: I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.
yea those pornos where the dude cums directly on the girls forehead while she has a blank stare on her face really turns me off
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
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Shroomslip said: I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.
yea those pornos where the dude cums directly on the girls forehead while she has a blank stare on her face really turns me off
It turns me on when I watch porn when the girl just wants to slurp up every drop of the dudes load and wants more and more. The girls who are totally faking their enjoyment of taking the load are a massive turn off and you can tell they just wanna wipe the cum off their face as soon as the scene is over.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21853365 - 06/25/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
#21853381 - 06/25/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I always bust in her mouth without warning. I think having my dick in her mouth is warning enough.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21853409 - 06/25/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I hate spitters. Nah girl you swallow that shit. Now that's hot especially when they kiss you on the mouth after.
um no. you never shower and you work with seafood. aint no body giving you blow jobs. False claims.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: sprinkles] 2
#21853426 - 06/25/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haven't you read his posts? He's basically got every woman in the town into his bedroom.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
#21853438 - 06/25/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I lovvvve getting my dick sucked I lovvvvvve sucking dick
Wheres D etiquette? If you can *feel* you can suck dick in a way that feels good Theres D etiquette
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
#21853445 - 06/25/15 01:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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um since when did you turn gay? I told you to change those damn curtains in your bedroom like a year ago.
Now you settle with who or whatever no matter their gender? wtf kid.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: sprinkles]
#21853453 - 06/25/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The old saying is shrooms make you gay, but really stimulants make you gay. That could have happened to him.
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no. they are gay because they like penis.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: sprinkles]
#21853472 - 06/25/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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penis envy?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk]
#21853480 - 06/25/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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probably. ive never gone more than 28 days without penis in my 17 years being sexually active...
but this year that is going to change. I promised myself i am going to be abstinent for one year. I dont know what the hell im thinking. one week down, only 51 more to go
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: sprinkles]
#21853531 - 06/25/15 01:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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@$prinkltitz 
 love ya girl
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
#21853559 - 06/25/15 02:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work
Virgin alert
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The Doobie Dude said:
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DOBAS said: Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work
Virgin alert
or maybe you're gay and enjoy dudes forcing your head down on their throbbing cock?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
#21853759 - 06/25/15 04:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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love you too daddy. change those curtains honey. Find yourself a nice girl, that can cook, and is smart and has big boobs.
HAHA fuck. basically all the things opposite of sprinkles.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21853965 - 06/25/15 07:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I just ran into a guy and a girl I met today again. The girl was cute what's your name girlie come chit chat with me. Oh btw this is my fiance. Niggas ex military and ripped. I wouldn't fight him I'd probably lose but I am a good fighter.
These hos ain't that worth it. I he's from Valdez Alaska so that was fun talking about home again for a minute but ya I'm trying to fuck your girl and I know she interested.
Dude you don't shower or brush your teeth and you work in a crab processing plant. You're hardly a catch 
I'd really love to see these girls you're "running through your bedroom" is crab some sort of aphrodisiac?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
#21853991 - 06/25/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: If they're expecting it they might. I wouldn't pull it on your first date or anything. That would be stupid, but you'd be surprised how many chicks like gagging. 
In my experience it is zero.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
#21853999 - 06/25/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think my girlfriend actually enjoys it, but she does it bc I like it 
I eat her out all the time so its definitely a two way street
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Oh I've had one who could and would throat but I wouldn't say she enjoyed gagging because she didn't. She just did it for me
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] 1
#21854094 - 06/25/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thanks for the input. I've always wondered how to pull off the "you should swallow it next time" speech without sounding like an asshole. I'll try that next time 
PS. I seriously got a boner while reading your reply.
I was trying to be helpful...Not increase bloodflow to your penis.
Please, don't listen to this self-congratulatory circle jerk of a thread. Save for Enjoywho and Sprinkles, none of these guys have ever sucked a cock... so why would you take their advice?
The best nugget of wisdom I can impart unto you is to treat every girl like she's special. The best fuck buddy I ever had understood this.
By no means were we exclusive, and I knew he could get any women he wanted based on his good looks, charm, and hulk-sized penis. But every time I was with him, he made me feel like I was the only girl in the world. We've been lovers for over a decade now, and there's pretty much nothing I wouldn't do for him sexually.
Why have a string of one nighter's (because you treated her like shit, and made her look for greener pastures) when you can have a girl stick around and cater to your every sexual whim?
Be confident, but humble... and for God's sake, don't cum in her hair unless she asks for it.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: ladycakes]
#21854137 - 06/25/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I agree with this. When it comes to lovers I'd much rather have fewer if it means you can really communicate and get exactly what you both want out of sex. Less partners (IMHE) usually means better, more attuned sex in the bedroom. 
Quality over quantity anyday. 
This girl gets it!
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I've also had a chick who told me she never swallowed. So the first few times she would make me cum on her tits. Later, she would put a bit of jizz on her finger and very cheekily taste a bit of it. After that, I could cum in her mouth. A little later, she started to swallow. I never believed her for one second but, I still kind of enjoyed the act.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
#21854163 - 06/25/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Exposure therapy
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I just guess I never saw the need for the swallowing? I mean the cumming in the mouth I get, but the swallowing I just never cared about either way yknow?
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If done properly, there isn't really any swallowing going on. The cum is injected into your throat. No action required.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21854202 - 06/25/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Meh. I've argued this point to women several times. I think it's more a mental block than anything else yknow? 
Its the same reason people in America hardly eat fried grasshoppers and shit like that. They're actually pretty deliecious prepared properly (wings removed and then battered and fried).
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21854204 - 06/25/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: If done properly, there isn't really any swallowing going on. The cum is injected into your throat. No action required.
Koods knows whats up
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Warning: elaborate handshakes may cause season ending injuries.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
#21854223 - 06/25/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you're having trouble getting someone to give you a blowjob, give the Ole popcorn trick a chance. Just cut a hole in the bottom and stick it through and keep it on your lap. Ime this warms up even the most standoffish women. Seriously give it a try. Whatcha gotta lose?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854272 - 06/25/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd really like to hear some real life stories about the popcorn method. Someone, somewhere must have tried right?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
#21854283 - 06/25/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I gotta be honest I don't use it often. I mostly use on first dates, as an ice breaker. It's just a way to end that awkwardness first dates sometimes have.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl] 2
#21854291 - 06/25/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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By ending the awkwardness you mean ending the first date entirely right?
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Yeah I'm gonna chalk that up to dumbluck if nothing else. Either that or women are getting much cooler lately.
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Well statistically 9 out of ten, yes. But that one it works on its a magical, I dare say spiritual experience! Definitely worth the risk, just gotta run your numbers.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854326 - 06/25/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I applaud your moxy my friend.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854327 - 06/25/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Only date I ever took to the cinema ended up falling asleep halfway through the movie. It ended up being my longest relationship.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
#21854335 - 06/25/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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GoldenEye said: Only date I ever took to the cinema ended up falling asleep halfway through the movie. It ended up being my longest relationship.

every single date I've taken to the movies who I wasn't already dating for a while was just somewhat awkward, and not nearly as fun as about a hundred other things we could have done.
"hey stranger, wanna go sit in a dark room and sit next to each other and not talk for an hour and a half?" ""I'm not buying you a ten dollar popcorn though. put this candy in your purse."
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I really appreciate that, it takes alot of courage. Also I've managed to get the nickname the "popcorn kid" but hey with no risk no reward..
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854341 - 06/25/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Of course, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Carpe Diem and all that.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
#21854342 - 06/25/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah it's a terrible first date. This one wasn't awkward though. We were already 6 hours into the date or something. Just decided to add a movie to what already was a good start.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: GoldenEye]
#21854352 - 06/25/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I haven't taken a girl on a movie date since high school. They generally worked out okay though. I always got my dick played with under my jacket
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Are you telling me you got so much swag you completely bypass the popcorn trick?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl] 1
#21854377 - 06/25/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yes. And one day, you can be just like me when you grow up.
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I can dream, although I'm in my mid thirties.. Maybe I'm a just a tad immature...
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
#21854387 - 06/25/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DOBAS said:
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The Doobie Dude said:
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DOBAS said: Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work
Virgin alert
or maybe you're gay and enjoy dudes forcing your head down on their throbbing cock?
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
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Depending on my level of drunk, i may or may not give warning.
I dont really care what she does with it, just dont try fucking kissing me before you brush yo teeth,
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blojo02184] 1
#21854722 - 06/25/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Really? I kiss my woman immediately after. I love her, and am not asking her to brush her teeth that's fucking insulting in my opinion
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: ManianFH] 1
#21854740 - 06/25/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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How you would have an issue with taking in your own mouth what you want her to put in her mouth is just a sign of selfishness.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Gorlax] 1
#21854786 - 06/25/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gorlax said: Naw the worst is when you have dope dick and the slightest miscalculation can revert you back to ground zero.
god damn truth right here
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
#21854792 - 06/25/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: How you would have an issue with taking in your own mouth what you want her to put in her mouth is just a sign of selfishness.
You should write a sex manual and post it in the PDF library. I feel like you've got a tip or two for all of us Zappa. I could always use a few tips to spice things up!
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
#21854793 - 06/25/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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eh, I don't get offended if they want me to brush before I kiss them.
I mean, it's hot when they're into it when you come up and make out with them right after, but If I finish in your mouth, I'm not down to make out with my own jizz.
hypocritical I know
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21854796 - 06/25/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Meh, its just a little jizz dude! Be a man! You'd be surprised how kinky shit gets after you break barriers like that.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blojo02184] 1
#21854836 - 06/25/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: eh, I don't get offended if they want me to brush before I kiss them.
I mean, it's hot when they're into it when you come up and make out with them right after, but If I finish in your mouth, I'm not down to make out with my own jizz.
hypocritical I know 
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blojo02184 said: Depending on my level of drunk, i may or may not give warning.
I dont really care what she does with it, just dont try fucking kissing me before you brush yo teeth,
Do you guys pull one of these?
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TheGreenArrow said: Meh, its just a little jizz dude! Be a man! You'd be surprised how kinky shit gets after you break barriers like that. 

I dunno man. I let my ex stick her finger up my ass, that was pushin it for me. (literally)
we'll see how things go. I don't thinkthe jizz boundry is one i'll cross though.
I can't even eat creamy foods
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Bitter Cactus said: The picture just hurts my eyes and is distasteful to me I am tired of seeing it all the time.
The photoshop stuff is funny, but not this random collage of random words that were said?
My opninion though Yeah I can cream from a BJ Has to be a guy though..
I prefer creaming in a ass though, Love leaving my sticky load in a guy
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DOBAS said: Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work
Virgin alert
or maybe you're gay and enjoy dudes forcing your head down on their throbbing cock?
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
Ya everyone got alerted that you're gay...
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blojo02184]
#21856959 - 06/25/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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blojo02184 said: Depending on my level of drunk, i may or may not give warning.
I dont really care what she does with it, just dont try fucking kissing me before you brush yo teeth,
I make out with a bitch right after she shallows that shit. I ain't scared.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21856982 - 06/25/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're so hardcore bro.
Can you write me a pdf manual on now to fuck bitches man?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
#21857005 - 06/25/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus said: The picture just hurts my eyes and is distasteful to me I am tired of seeing it all the time.
The photoshop stuff is funny, but not this random collage of random words that were said?
My opninion though Yeah I can cream from a BJ Has to be a guy though..
I prefer creaming in a ass though, Love leaving my sticky load in a guy 
People your age are a festering stew of STDs. Don't dump loads in asses, dude.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods] 2
#21857010 - 06/25/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ive never been more thoroughly turned off by a discussion involving blowjobs before.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21857017 - 06/25/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I dont fuck around and I dont fuck around

I typically fuck with people i know well and have known for bit I would get tested if i had sex with a random
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
#21857040 - 06/25/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get tested every 3 months. Never caught anything especially the worst std of all. Pregnancy.
And I never use condoms why the fuck are we even doing this. No thanks bye.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21857057 - 06/25/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Straight dudes are weird 
I dont bitch when niggas be talking about eatin pussy cumming in pussy about pussy or tits in general
It just doesnt turn me on too much Am i missing something here
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
#21857067 - 06/25/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: I dont fuck around and I dont fuck around

I typically fuck with people i know well and have known for bit I would get tested if i had sex with a random
Well, what you get out of knowing someone well is a false sense of security, and getting tested AFTER you have sex with a random is great if all you're interested in knowing is whether you fucked up or not.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21857068 - 06/25/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I get tested every 3 months. Never caught anything especially the worst std of all. Pregnancy.
And I never use condoms why the fuck are we even doing this. No thanks bye.
I used to have this mentality. Then I knocked two girls up.
Maybe I just have aggressive swimmers.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21857076 - 06/25/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just personally take them to the clinic. To get there depo shots. If we're going to be doing this your ass has to go to the clinic. Hasn't failed me yet.
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#21857077 - 06/25/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: Straight dudes are weird 
I dont bitch when niggas be talking about eatin pussy cumming in pussy about pussy or tits in general
It just doesnt turn me on too much Am i missing something here 
You are the whitest guy in Ohio, Why are you talking like that?
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21857082 - 06/25/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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they've urbanized him koods, he's a lost cause now.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21857093 - 06/25/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have a southern accent i talk like a black guy sometimes im told
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21857104 - 06/25/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I get tested every 3 months. Never caught anything especially the worst std of all. Pregnancy.
And I never use condoms why the fuck are we even doing this. No thanks bye.
I used to have this mentality. Then I knocked two girls up.
Maybe I just have aggressive swimmers.
Nah, he's really just a virgin ashamed to admit it.
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He'll be getting freaky and craving that BBC by next week.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
#21857114 - 06/25/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said:
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AddyZomeD said: Straight dudes are weird 
I dont bitch when niggas be talking about eatin pussy cumming in pussy about pussy or tits in general
It just doesnt turn me on too much Am i missing something here 
You are the whitest guy in Ohio, Why are you talking like that?
I live near him. He isn't even close to the whitest guy here.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
#21858623 - 06/26/15 05:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I never thought a harmless joke would cause such a fire hahahaha
No, im not that idealistic that she needs to brush her teeth.
I cum in her mouth, she rides the stache and cums in my mouth.
Heres a better question, how many real men out there after finishing, go and finish of their woman? Or who finished their woman before getting a bj?
I kniw i usually eat out at Y before i blow my load.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blojo02184]
#21860059 - 06/26/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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blojo02184 said: Heres a better question, how many real men out there after finishing, go and finish of their woman? Or who finished their woman before getting a bj?.
Of course I'll take care of her even after I finish. Any guy that doesn't do that is a selfish asshole that doesn't deserve to get laid a second time. If we don't cum together, I make sure she has the last orgasm. Call me pussy whipped if you want but if you're generous, it pays off
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
#21861424 - 06/26/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Either she cums first or it's over once I cum
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
#21863029 - 06/27/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: Either she cums first or it's over once I cum
lame.
finish her off man. it's common courtesy
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#21863039 - 06/27/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: Either she cums first or it's over once I cum
lame.
finish her off man. it's common courtesy
By which I assume you mean leave a twenty by the side of the bed and go home.
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#21863089 - 06/27/15 08:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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20?
hoe can get some cabfair.
and by cabfair, I mean the change and lint I found in my pocket.
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21866737 - 06/27/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha no dude, i always make sure she cums first. Sometimes she just wants to get me off which is cool. It depends on the mood
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
#21866764 - 06/27/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: Either she cums first or it's over once I cum
atta boy
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