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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods] * 1
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True. You win this time, Batman. :smirk:

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
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ladycakes said:
Oh hey, I'm a lady!  OP, just let her know when its going to happen.  A simple, "I'm cumming" (preferably in a tone that gives the impression that you're enjoying yourself) will suffice. 

We like hearing that we're doing a good job, and if we're not, then give us some guidance on how to improve (deeper, faster, sloppier, etc.) The more you educate her on your personal preferences, the better off you'll be in the long run. 

For the idiots on board with the 'hold her head down' train, sure... it will prevent her from spitting.  But you have to weigh how much you don't want her to spit vs. an opportunity for a future blowjob.  Does it really matter that much?  You could just let her do what she wants to that first time, and if she does spit it out, you can talk to her (<--woah, talk) before your next blow job about how sexy it would be if she swallowed next time.

An excellent talking point on the matter would be to start with the fact that by spitting out your man candy, it essentially coats her tongue, exponentially increasing the flavors of your unsavory spunk.  Instead, as you "arrive" aim that hot load at the back of her throat (having already gauged her gag reflex in the previous beejer) and tell that bitch (I'm sure she's a nice lady) to take her medicine.  A quick shot to the back of the throat is far more palatable.  Bonus, if the load is a little more than she can swallow in one gulp, then you get the added satisfaction of hearing her choke on it.  Don't deny it, you fellas love that shit.... trannies too.

:derpyum:


so does this mean you are pro or anti swallowing?


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: stuckinwonderland] * 1
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Oh please

Everyone knows there are no females on the Shroomery


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said:
qman said:
I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints.  :shrug:


:whathesaid:


Never had a complaints?

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: stuckinwonderland] * 2
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stuckinwonderland said:
ladycakes said:
Oh hey, I'm a lady!  OP, just let her know when its going to happen.  A simple, "I'm cumming" (preferably in a tone that gives the impression that you're enjoying yourself) will suffice. 

We like hearing that we're doing a good job, and if we're not, then give us some guidance on how to improve (deeper, faster, sloppier, etc.) The more you educate her on your personal preferences, the better off you'll be in the long run. 

For the idiots on board with the 'hold her head down' train, sure... it will prevent her from spitting.  But you have to weigh how much you don't want her to spit vs. an opportunity for a future blowjob.  Does it really matter that much?  You could just let her do what she wants to that first time, and if she does spit it out, you can talk to her (<--woah, talk) before your next blow job about how sexy it would be if she swallowed next time.

An excellent talking point on the matter would be to start with the fact that by spitting out your man candy, it essentially coats her tongue, exponentially increasing the flavors of your unsavory spunk.  Instead, as you "arrive" aim that hot load at the back of her throat (having already gauged her gag reflex in the previous beejer) and tell that bitch (I'm sure she's a nice lady) to take her medicine.  A quick shot to the back of the throat is far more palatable.  Bonus, if the load is a little more than she can swallow in one gulp, then you get the added satisfaction of hearing her choke on it.  Don't deny it, you fellas love that shit.... trannies too.

:derpyum:


so does this mean you are pro or anti swallowing?


I'm just trying to save my sistas from the idiots out there that don't know how to treat a lady.  In general, we aim to please.  If she's already on her knees, clearly she's trying to do something nice for you. Treat a lady right, and she'll come back for more.  Act a fool, and she'll kick your ass to the curb and go blow someone else.  Unless your flexible enough to suck your own cock, I'd suggest you fellas out there step your game up.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: ladycakes]
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ladycakes said:
Treat a lady right, and she'll come back for more.  Act a fool, and she'll kick your ass to the curb and go blow someone else.  Unless your flexible enough to suck your own cock, I'd suggest you fellas out there step your game up.


Quoted for motherfucking truth


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: zappaisgod]
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I usually just say I'm getting ready to bust when it's coming and let her decide what to do.

with that said, I've probably came from like, 10% of blowjobs received in my life.  I think it's a combination of mostly shitty bj's, and a high tolerance.  Alot of the time I don't even cum from banging a girl if i'm not really feeling her.  feelingless sex is fun, but usually not enough for me to finish :shrug:

with all that said,  I totally agree with the "if my dick is already in your mouth, you might as well just swallow" mentality. 

I put up with getting your fucking hair down my throat when I'm eating you out and don't say a god damn word woman. take the protein.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
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I don't have a preference on the spot/swallow scenario.  Although if I'm really going for anything its the facial. :africaface:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
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TheNatureKid said:
Make on for biter_cactus :smug:


Who's that?


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Cj-B]
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Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS] * 4
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It's highly likely that most of the posters in this thread have never had a blow job.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
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DOBAS said:
Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out what having your dick bitten feels like


Fixed that for ya.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
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DOBAS said:
Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work


Most women like an alpha male bro. Dominating her does not make her a slut. If it did then your mom would 7/10 chances be a slut.

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
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D.M.T said:
DOBAS said:
Dude everyone that says "i just ram there head down and say swallow bitch" is full of shit. Go try that with any woman that isn't a slut and you'll quickly find out that it does not work


Most women like an alpha male bro. Dominating her does not make her a slut. If it did then your mom would 7/10 chances be a slut.


Most girls dont associate domination by ramming your hard pulsating squirting cock down their throat thereby choking them, making them gag and making their eyes water. 

And lol@the guy that said he gets offended if the girl wont swallow


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: DOBAS]
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If they're expecting it they might. I wouldn't pull it on your first date or anything. That would be stupid, but you'd be surprised how many chicks like gagging. :smirk:

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
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I always say ahhh shit baby, I ain't even close .
Then BAM surprise honey!
Ok gotta run babe see ya..
:outtahere:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: D.M.T]
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D.M.T said:
If they're expecting it they might. I wouldn't pull it on your first date or anything. That would be stupid, but you'd be surprised how many chicks like gagging. :smirk:


Lol send some this way :grin:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
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koods said:
It's highly likely that most of the posters in this thread have never had a blow job.


Oh my haha. Shit I recently gave head myself. But before that had 4 girls run through my room. In 2 weeks.  I wouldn't say I do that but I do push on there head. Not forcefully or anything but enough to let them know there doing a damn good job.


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Edited by Enjoywho (06/24/15 09:37 PM)

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
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I actually just got a blow job from gf about 30 mins ago. I told her to take it out of her mouth and jack it off till I cum on her face.

That's exactly what she did too :smile: It was hilarious because some of it got in her hair.


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