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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Pariahprose]
    #21852834 - 06/24/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21852839 - 06/24/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I like to make her pant like a dog and jack me off so I can cum in her mouth. Then she gets to deepthroat one more time and get the rest. Best of both worlds in my opinion. :smile:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21852879 - 06/24/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.




I don't quite understand it myself even though I do it. Might have something to do w/ my fetish of seeing my gf be slutty.

There is just something so slutty about seeing a girl with cum on her face, mouth, and in this case her hair too lmfao!


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Pariahprose]
    #21852880 - 06/24/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Pariahprose said:
I actually just got a blow job from gf about 30 mins ago. I told her to take it out of her mouth and jack it off till I cum on her face.

That's exactly what she did too :smile: It was hilarious because some of it got in her hair.





Well played. :thumbup:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: blackhawk]
    #21852892 - 06/24/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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blackhawk said:
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TheGreenArrow said:
This is bad advise.



works for me

IDK about the pineapple thing though, never tried it



Talk sex with sue, says that a vegetarian diet makes cum taste sweet, and meats and cheeses make it taste worse.
:shrug:

Op you should really check out talk sex with sue, this question would be perfect for her show. Anyone else ever watch that show? When i was like 13-14 i thought it was the funniest shit ever. Probably still would if i saw it today.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21852895 - 06/24/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I just ran into a guy and a girl I met today again. The girl was cute what's your name girlie come chit chat with me. Oh btw this is my fiance. Niggas ex military and ripped. I wouldn't fight him I'd probably lose but I am a good fighter.

These hos ain't that worth it. I he's from Valdez Alaska so that was fun talking about home again for a minute but ya I'm trying to fuck your girl and I know she interested.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21853144 - 06/24/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity] * 1
    #21853159 - 06/24/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Cj-B]
    #21853195 - 06/24/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I just say return the favor and let her know before hand. do on to others as you wish to be done upon you .:2cents:GM


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: ladycakes]
    #21853290 - 06/25/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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ladycakes said:
Oh hey, I'm a lady!  OP, just let her know when its going to happen.  A simple, "I'm cumming" (preferably in a tone that gives the impression that you're enjoying yourself) will suffice. 

We like hearing that we're doing a good job, and if we're not, then give us some guidance on how to improve (deeper, faster, sloppier, etc.) The more you educate her on your personal preferences, the better off you'll be in the long run. 

For the idiots on board with the 'hold her head down' train, sure... it will prevent her from spitting.  But you have to weigh how much you don't want her to spit vs. an opportunity for a future blowjob.  Does it really matter that much?  You could just let her do what she wants to that first time, and if she does spit it out, you can talk to her (<--woah, talk) before your next blow job about how sexy it would be if she swallowed next time.

An excellent talking point on the matter would be to start with the fact that by spitting out your man candy, it essentially coats her tongue, exponentially increasing the flavors of your unsavory spunk.  Instead, as you "arrive" aim that hot load at the back of her throat (having already gauged her gag reflex in the previous beejer) and tell that bitch (I'm sure she's a nice lady) to take her medicine.  A quick shot to the back of the throat is far more palatable.  Bonus, if the load is a little more than she can swallow in one gulp, then you get the added satisfaction of hearing her choke on it.  Don't deny it, you fellas love that shit.... trannies too.

:derpyum:




Thanks for the input.  I've always wondered how to pull off the "you should swallow it next time" speech without sounding like an asshole.  I'll try that next time :thumbup:

PS. I seriously got a boner while reading your reply.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21853315 - 06/25/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.



:lol: yea those pornos where the dude cums directly on the girls forehead while she has a blank stare on her face really turns me off


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: koods]
    #21853336 - 06/25/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
It's highly likely that most of the posters in this thread have never had a blow job.



Haha so true.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21853356 - 06/25/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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FriedEgg said:
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Shroomslip said:
I'll never understand the desire to cum on their face. In the mouth makes sense, there's added physical pleasure.



:lol: yea those pornos where the dude cums directly on the girls forehead while she has a blank stare on her face really turns me off




It turns me on when I watch porn when the girl just wants to slurp up every drop of the dudes load and wants more and more. The girls who are totally faking their enjoyment of taking the load are a massive turn off and you can tell they just wanna wipe the cum off their face as soon as the scene is over.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21853363 - 06/25/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Couldn't have said it better myself, Bitter Cactus. However, when a girl doesn't like giving blow jobs, but gives me head anyways because her hate of bjs is less important than turning me on, something about her displeasure turns me on :shrug: Maybe I'm just a sociopath.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: billy jowl]
    #21853365 - 06/25/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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billy jowl said:
I always say ahhh shit baby, I ain't even close .
Then BAM surprise honey!
Ok gotta run babe see ya..
:outtahere:




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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21853381 - 06/25/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I always bust in her mouth without warning. I think having my dick in her mouth is warning enough.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #21853409 - 06/25/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
I hate spitters. Nah girl you swallow that shit. Now that's hot especially when they kiss you on the mouth after.





um no.  you never shower and you work with seafood.  aint no body giving you blow jobs.  False claims.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: sprinkles] * 2
    #21853426 - 06/25/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Haven't you read his posts? He's basically got every woman in the town into his bedroom. :ilold:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21853438 - 06/25/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I lovvvve getting my dick sucked
I lovvvvvve sucking dick



Wheres D etiquette?
If you can *feel*
you can suck dick in a way that feels good
Theres D etiquette


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: SunnyD]
    #21853445 - 06/25/15 01:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

um since when did you turn gay?  I told you to change those damn curtains in your bedroom like a year ago.


  Now you settle with who or whatever no matter their gender?  wtf kid.  :crankey:


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