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God's Tail Bone
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So humans have something called a "tail bone" in our lower back. It's morphologically almost-identical to the tail bone in modern monkeys and it's where their tail connects to their body, of course.

This begs the question: if we are made in god's image, as creationists insist is true, then why do we have a tail bone? Does god have a tail bone and ours is modeled after his? Does god like to swing in trees?

What's up with that? Can any creationist splain me? Cuz I don't get it.



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2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: Diploid]
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And it's a tall tale at that.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: Icelander]
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Everyone needs a little tail. :yesnod:


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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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tall tail there


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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Those eyes, yum. But, I want to believe there's something more to that blue colour...

Something greater... :strokebeard:


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As far as I assume to know...

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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: liquidlounge]
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What eyes? That's her ass dude. You are one stoned out Mother. :whoa:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: Icelander]
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:monkeydance:


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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:


Everyone needs a little tail. :yesnod:



why would anyone or anybody needs a tail for ??? because your god is a monkey ?? where is your god ?? and if you mean jesus being a monkey, which is a lie, animals are all the same thing never existing, what that has to do with girls ass ?? it shows the vicious label of Christians language, how you mean to confuse woman in whatever you want, even an animal that you invent being a matter of god ..

a tail  in fact, is meant to be the animals sense of missing themselves, as the reaction behind the whole body thing life, which is never true.. mainly like a dog ..
when women are by definition free, then they are beyond themselves so they cant be needing what is meant to represent the lack of self

and how what I type could serve your god, or prove everything being a creation instead of real ??? why don't you ask your monkey to make you type anything for whatever you want to prove ... and how a monkey means a virgin woman or that fictional mary character ???

why do you need to force anything else to you ??? you have no mother other then your own in real life .. and when a monkey is happy to play being your god, then stop using others words for and limit your sense to what is playing in the same play with you

Edited by absols (06/28/14 12:56 PM)

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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: absols]
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well put.


:feelsweirdman:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: Diploid]
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We have a tailbone for when science manifests artificial tails that will benefit our daily tasks n these tails will just pop right in.
God was thinking of future images of his creation...Human 2.0 will be slightly different than human which is slightly different than monkey.

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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
So humans have something called a "tail bone" in our lower back. It's morphologically almost-identical to the tail bone in modern monkeys and it's where their tail connects to their body, of course.

This begs the question: if we are made in god's image, as creationists insist is true, then why do we have a tail bone? Does god have a tail bone and ours is modeled after his? Does god like to swing in trees?

What's up with that? Can any creationist splain me? Cuz I don't get it.



The 6,000 year creation story doesn't mesh with any science at all, archaeological, geological, chemical, cosmological, etc.

Young Earth Creationists just haven't thought things through. Understandable pre-1800's but silly for anyone who's made it through grade school.


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why there is reality and patterned, law-like consistency at all, rather than noise or non-reality is not a question physics answers. It's a question physics presupposes an answer to in order to provide other answers.

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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: Rahz]
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God's Butt Crack
It's Eight Light Years Wide
Until He Farts
God Forbid


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Re: God's Tail Bone [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:


Everyone needs a little tail. :yesnod:





How bout a little Vestigial Tail. :monkeydance:




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