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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: greenterror]
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And that is why there are some 200,000 religions, all based upon feelings and indoctrination, all trying to sort out by might, which is the 'correct' view.

Screw that. Try reason.


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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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They're all correct.  There's infinite ways to describe god, our universe.


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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: greenterror]
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They're all correct.



No they are not.

Aren't flat, unsubstantiated statements fun?


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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
Quote:
They're all correct.



No they are not.

Aren't flat, unsubstantiated statements fun?



The only false beliefs are by those who believe in negativity.

If you believe in FSM, then it is real, it's correct.  The universe is infinite.


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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
And that is why there are some 200,000 religions, all based upon feelings and indoctrination, all trying to sort out by might, which is the 'correct' view.

Screw that. Try reason.



this post made me crack up hahaha

I assumed that there would be like 1,000 religions across the board MAX

Anyways. Lemme chime into this conversation by saying. Thats just your perception man

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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: topdog82]
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To get an actual number is nigh impossible. Some people call Christianity a single religion, but there are thousands of flavors. Just check out the number of major Baptist churches:


Regional Bodies[edit]
All-Africa Baptist Fellowship

Central Africa[edit]
Association of Baptist Churches of Chad
Baptist Churches of the Central African Republic (Églises Baptistes de la RCA)
Baptist Community of Western Zaire (Communauté Baptiste du Zaire Ouest)
Baptist Community of the Zaire River (Communauté Baptiste du Flueve Zaire)


Southern Africa[edit]
African Baptist Assembly of Malawi, Inc.
African United Baptist Church
Baptist Association of South Africa
Baptist Bible Church of Madagascar (Fiangonana Batista Biblika eto Madagasikara)
Baptist Community Church (current brunches in Mpumalanga and Johannesburg)
Baptist Convention of Angola (Convençao Baptista de Angola)
Baptist Convention of Zambia
Baptist Convention of South Africa (BCSA)
Baptist Evangelical Association of Madagascar (Association des Eglises Evangéliques Baptistes de Madagascar)
Baptist Fellowship of Zambia
Baptist Union of Southern Africa
Baptist Union of Zambia
Union of Baptist Churches of Mozambique (Igreja Uniao Baptista de Moçambique)


West Africa[edit]
Ghana Baptist Convention
Nigerian Baptist Convention
Sierra Leone Baptist Convention
National Baptist Convention, Nigeria


Asia and Oceania[edit]

Regional Bodies[edit]
Asia Pacific Baptist Federation (formerly Asian Baptist Federation)

East Asia[edit]
Baptist Convention of Hong Kong
Gospel Baptist Association (Fukuin Baputesuto Kyōdan)
Japan Baptist Association (Nippon Baputesuto Rengō)
Japan Baptist Convention (Nippon Baputesuto Renmei)


South Asia[edit]

Bangladesh[edit]
Bangladesh Baptist Church Fellowship
Bangladesh Baptist Church Sangha
Bangladesh Free Baptist Churches


India[edit]

Main article: List of Baptist denominations in India
Ao Baptist Arogo Mungdang (Ao Baptist Churches Convention)
Angami Baptist Church Council
Apatani Christian Fellowship
Arunachal Baptist Church Council
Assam Baptist Convention
Baptist Christian Association
Baptist Church of Mizoram
Baptist Union of North India
Bengal Baptist Fellowship
Bengal Orissa Bihar Baptist Convention
Council of Baptist Churches in Northeast India
Council of Baptist Churches in Northern India
Convention of Baptist Churches of the Northern Circars
Evangelical Baptist Convention of India
Garo Baptist Convention
Gospel Association of India
India Association of General Baptists
Karbi-Anglong Baptist Convention
Karnataka Baptist Convention
Kuki Baptist Convention
Lower Assam Baptist Union
Maharashtra Baptist Society
Manipur Baptist Convention
Nagaland Baptist Church Council
Nyishi Baptist Church Council
North Bank Baptist Christian Association
Orissa Baptist Evangelical Crusade
Rabha Baptist Church Union
Samavesam of Telugu Baptist Churches
Separate Baptists in Christ
Seventh Day Baptist Church
Tamil Baptist Churches
Tripura Baptist Christian Union of India


Pakistan[edit]
Pakistan Baptist Fellowship


Southeast Asia[edit]
Amazing Grace Bible Baptist Church
Cambodian Baptist Convention
Malaysia Baptist Convention
Myanmar Baptist Convention
Singapore Baptist Convention


Indonesia[edit]
Gereja Baptis Independen Alkitabiah Graphe
Union of Indonesian Baptist Churches (Gabungan Gereja Baptis Indonesia)


Philippines[edit]
Association of Fundamental Baptist Churches in the Philippines
Baptist Conference of the Philippines
Conservative Baptist Association of the Philippines
Convention of Philippine Baptist Churches
Convention of Visayas and Mindanao Southern Baptist Churches
Luzon Convention of Southern Baptist Churches
Philippine Chinese Baptist Convention


Oceania[edit]
Australasian Conference of Seventh Day Baptists
Association of Seventh Day Baptists (Australia)
Baptist Union of Australia
Baptist Union of New Zealand
Baptist Union of Papua New Guinea
Marianas Association of General Baptists
Solomons Baptist Association


The Caribbean[edit]

Regional Bodies[edit]
Caribbean Baptist Federation
Caribbean Baptist Fellowship

Barbados[edit]
Barbados Baptist Convention
Spiritual Baptist


Cuba[edit]
Baptist Convention of Eastern Cuba (Convención Bautista de Cuba Oriental; American Baptist Churches)
Baptist Convention of Western Cuba (Convención Bautista de Cuba Occidental; Southern Baptist Convention)


Haiti[edit]
Evangelical Baptist Mission of South Haiti (Southern Baptist Convention)
Baptist Convention of Haiti (American Baptist Churches)
Mission Baptist Conservatrice


Jamaica[edit]
Association of Independent Baptists Of Jamaica
Jamaica Baptist Union
Jamaica Free Baptist Church
Spiritual Baptist


Trinidad and Tobago[edit]
Baptist Union of Trinidad & Tobago
Spiritual Baptist


Other[edit]
Cayman Baptist Association
Convention of Baptist Churches of Puerto Rico


Europe and Eurasia[edit]

Regional Bodies[edit]
European Baptist Federation
International Baptist Convention
Northern Region (Association of Baptist Churches in Ireland)
Southern Region (Association of Baptist Churches in Ireland)

Europe & Eurasia[edit]
Albanian Baptist Union
Association of Baptist Churches in Ireland
Association of Independent Evangelical Baptists of Spain
Baptist Evangelical Christian Union of Italy
Baptist Union of Austria
Baptist Church in Bosnia and Herzegovina
Baptist Union of Bulgaria
Baptist Union of Croatia
Baptist Union in the Czech Republic
Baptist Union of Denmark
Baptist Union of Hungary
Baptist Union of Poland
Baptist Union of Romania
Baptist Union of Sweden
Oerebro Charismatic Baptist Interlink New Life Mission
Brotherhood of Baptist Churches
Brotherhood of Independent Baptist Churches and Ministries of Ukraine
Brotherly Union of Baptists in Slovakia
Comuniôn Bautista Independiente
Convention of Baptists in Portugal
Convention of the Hungarian Baptist Churches of Romania
Evangelical Baptist Church of Georgia
Baptist Reformed Evangelical Churches in Italy
Federation of Evangelical Baptist Churches of France
Finnish Baptist Union
Federación de Iglesias Evangélicas Independientes de España
Norwegian Baptist Union
Swedish-Speaking Baptist Union of Finland
Swiss Baptist Union
Evangelical Baptist Union of Ukraine
Union of Evangelical Baptist Communities of Lithuania
The Union of Evangelical Christian Baptist Churches in the Republic of Belarus
Union of Baptists in Belgium
Union of the Baptist Christians in the Republic of Macedonia
Union of Baptist Churches in Serbia
Union of Baptist Churches in the Netherlands
Union of Baptist Churches in Latvia
Union of Baptist Churches in the Republic of Slovenia
Union of Baptist churches of Saint Petersburg and Leningrad
Union of Christian Evangelical Baptist Churches of Moldova
Union of Evangelical Baptists of Spain
Union of Evangelical Christian and Baptist Churches of Estonia
Union of Evangelical Christian Baptist Churches of Armenia
Union of Evangelical Christian Baptists of Azerbaijan
Union of Evangelical Christian Baptists of Kazakhstan
Union of Evangelical Christians-Baptists of Kyrgyzstan
Union of Evangelical Christians-Baptists of Russia
Union of Evangelical Christians-Baptists of Yugoslavia
Union of Evangelical Free Church Congregations in Germany


United Kingdom[edit]
Baptist Union of Great Britain
Baptist Union of Scotland
Baptist Union of Wales
Old Baptist Union
Strict Baptists
Seventh Day Baptists in the Netherlands


Middle East[edit]
Association of Baptist Churches in Israel
Egyptian Baptist Convention
Jordan Baptist Convention
Lebanese Baptist Convention
Syrian Baptist Convention


North America[edit]

Regional bodies[edit]
North American Baptist Fellowship


Canada[edit]
Association of Regular Baptist Churches
Atlantic Region Ministries
Baptist General Conference of Canada
Central Canada Baptist Conference
Canadian Baptist Ministries
Baptist Convention of Ontario and Quebec
Baptist Union of Western Canada
Convention of Atlantic Baptist Churches
Union of French Baptist Churches of Canada (Union D'Églises Baptistes Françaises au Canada)
Canadian Convention of Southern Baptists
Covenanted Baptist Church of Canada
Fellowship of Evangelical Baptist Churches in Canada
Landmark Missionary Baptist Association of Quebec (L'Association des Églises Missionnaire Baptiste Landmark du Québec)
Primitive Baptist Conference of New Brunswick, Maine and Nova Scotia
Seventh Day Baptist General Conference of the United States and Canada
Sovereign Grace Fellowship of Canada
Ukrainian Evangelical Baptist Convention of Canada
Union of Slavic Churches of Evangelical Christians and Slavic Baptists of Canada


Mexico[edit]
National Baptist Convention of Mexico (Convención Nacional Bautista de Mexico)


United States[edit]

National bodies[edit]
Alliance of Baptists
American Baptist Association
American Baptist Churches
Association of Reformed Baptist Churches of America
Association of Welcoming and Affirming Baptists
Baptist Bible Fellowship International
Baptist General Conference
Baptist Missionary Association of America
Central Baptist Association
Christian Unity Baptist Association
Conservative Baptist Association of America
Continental Baptist Churches
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship
Enterprise Association of Regular Baptists
Evangelical Free Baptist Church
Free Will Baptist
Full Gospel Baptist Church Fellowship
Fundamental Baptist Fellowship Association
Fundamental Baptist Fellowship of America
General Association of Baptists
General Association of General Baptists
General Association of Regular Baptist Churches
General Conference of the Evangelical Baptist Church, Inc.
General Six-Principle Baptists
Independent Baptist Church of America
Independent Baptist Fellowship International
Independent Baptist Fellowship of North America
Institutional Missionary Baptist Conference of America
Interstate & Foreign Landmark Missionary Baptist Association
Landmark Baptists
Liberty Baptist Fellowship
Macedonia Baptist World Missions
Mainstream Baptist Network
National Association of Free Will Baptists
National Baptist Convention of America, Inc.
National Baptist Convention, USA, Inc.
National Baptist Evangelical Life and Soul Saving Assembly of the U.S.A.
National Missionary Baptist Convention of America
National Primitive Baptist Convention of the U.S.A.
North American Baptist Conference
Old Regular Baptist
Indian Bottom Association of Old Regular Baptists
Old Time Missionary Baptist
Original Free Will Baptist Convention
Primitive Baptists
Primitive Baptist Universalists
Progressive National Baptist Convention
Reformed Baptist
Regular Baptist
Roger Williams Fellowship
Separate Baptist
Separate Baptists in Christ
Seventh Day Baptist General Conference
Southern Baptist Convention
Southwide Baptist Fellowship
Sovereign Grace Baptists
Two-Seed-in-the-Spirit Predestinarian Baptists
United American Free Will Baptist Church
United American Free Will Baptist Conference
United Baptists
Unregistered Baptist Fellowship
World Baptist Fellowship
Worldwide Baptist New Testament Missions


State and interstate bodies[edit]
Association of Fundamental Baptist Churches of Northern California
Association of Independent Baptist Churches of Illinois
Baptist General Association of Virginia
Baptist General Convention of Oklahoma
Baptist General Convention of Texas
Dakota Baptist Association
District of Columbia Baptist Convention
Empire State Fellowship of Regular Baptist Churches
General Baptist State Convention of North Carolina, Inc.
Inter-Mountain Baptist Fellowship
Minnesota Baptist Association
Minnesota Baptist Conference
Mountain States Baptist Fellowship
New England Evangelical Baptist Fellowship
Ohio Valley Association of Christian Baptist Churches of God
Southern Baptists of Texas Convention
Wisconsin Fellowship of Baptist Churches


Central and South America[edit]

Regional Bodies[edit]
Union of Baptists in Latin America (Unión Bautista Latinoamericana)


Central America[edit]
Baptist Association of El Salvador (Asociacíon Bautista de El Salvador)(Liberation Theology Church Affiliated to World Council of Churches and American Baptist Churches)
Baptist Convention of Costa Rica (Convención Bautista de Costa Rica)
Baptist Convention of Nicaragua (Convención Bautista de Nicaragua)(American Baptist Churches)
Baptist Convention of Panama (Convención Bautista de Panama)
National Union of Baptist Churches (Union Nacional de Iglesias Bautistas de Costa Rica)


South America[edit]
Baptist Cooperative Convention of Guyana
Bolivian Baptist Union (Unión Bautista Boliviana)
Colombia Baptist Youth Union
Ecuador Baptist Convention
Evangelical Baptist Convention of Chile (Convención Evangélica Bautista de Chile)
Evangelical Baptist Convention of Paraguay (Convención Evangélica Bautista del Paraguay)
Evangelical Baptist Convention of Uruguay (Convención Evangélica Bautista del Uruguay)
Latin American Baptist Youth Congress
Light and Truth Evangelical Assembly (Asamblea Evangélica Luz y Verdad)
Latin American Baptist Women Union
Union of Baptist Churches in Suriname
Venezuela Baptist Convention
Venezuela Mainstream Baptists


Brazil[edit]
Biblical Baptist Convention (Convenção Batista Bíblica)
Brazilian Baptist Convention (Convenção Batista Brasileira)
Brazilian Conference of Seventh Day Baptists Churches (Conferência Batista do Sétimo Dia Brasileira)
Independent Baptist Convention (Convenção Batista Independente)
National Baptist Convention (Convenção Batista Nacional)
Peace Baptist Churches (Igrejas Batistas da Paz)***Regular Baptist Convention (Convenção Batista Regular)


Other[edit]

Global[edit]
Baptist World Alliance
Independent Baptist
Independent Fundamental Baptist
Seventh Day Baptist World Federation
Woman's Missionary Union
Fundamentalist Baptist Hispanic Database

 


Categories: Baptist denominations
Protestantism-related lists


Almost all tribes have their own religion.

And no, they do not all point to the same thing or have much in common. And there is no way they can all be right. Either only 1 is right and the rest are wrong, or all are wrong.


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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Why are you guys even talking about religion? All those varieties of Christianity are just different interpretations about a living man named Jesus. Jesus isn't a religion and had nothing to do with religion, he simply taught the one truth that all real sages, saints and prophets teach, that of the one God.

You are wrong if you think the major religions have nothing in common, if you actually do some research it is clear that they all believe in one sense or another in a one God that cannot be understood through the medium of the intellect, they all view God as the higher reality. Buddhism may not mention God but that is because it focus' on the impersonal aspects of reality or God and it is still about transcendence of this material, physical blood and guts plane of existence. Some religions focus on the impersonal aspects of God while others the manifestation of the divine personality.

Pegan religions of deity worship such as that of the Greeks and Romans is in no way similar to the major religions which view God as not a created being (resembling men) but as reality itself.


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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: greenterror]
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If you believe in FSM, then it is real, it's correct.

This is pure bullshit on its face. It's depressing that mentally healthy adults still go around with these kinds of absurd beliefs.

If you were correct, then trippers who believe they can fly would not drop to their death when they jump off a building. Get with the program. Fantasy is for Disney World and little kids.

When adults fail to grasp this simple truth, we get suicide bombers blowing themselves up in crowds of civilians because their fantastical invisible friend told them they'll go to heaven and fuck virgins.

Religion and belief in fantasy by adults is NOT harmless. It is the primary reason we live in a fucked up world that locks up harmless people minding their own business because they have an illegal plant in their pocket. Nevermind how mind-numbingly stoopid the idea of an illegal plant is. It's also why we have beheaded little girls who were just trying to go to school. Or women stoned to death for riding in a car with a man they are not related to.

C'mon man. When are humans going to move past these kinds of non-thinking medieval beliefs in fantasy that has zero supporting evidence? It's the 21st century and we still act like we're barely past the monkeys-in-trees level of mentality, wearing talismans and burning incense to ward off evil spirits, casting bones to make life-altering decisions, and electing world leaders who consult witch doctors and invisible friends to set national policy (see Ronald Reagan, George Bush, and Sarah Palin). It's no wonder this planet is such a fucking mess.


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: soldatheero]
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it is clear that they all believe in one sense or another in a one God that cannot be understood



All non-understood gods are the same? How does that work?

The polytheistic religions and non-theistic religions (Buddhism) don't match either.

Try to make sense.


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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Quote:
The Tao that can be expressed is not the eternal Tao; The name that can be defined is not the unchanging name.The unnameable is the eternally real.




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Edited by soldatheero (03/22/14 03:05 PM)

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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: soldatheero]
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Blah blah blah. :blah:

More child-talk jibberish impressive only to children and simpletons, given us by yet another fairy tale religion of people who would rather masturbate their mind than get their head out of their ass and contribute something useful to the world that might actually advance the human condition.

Gawd humans are depressing. Earth desperately needs a giant asteroid to wipe the human plague out of existence so some other animal capable of maturing beyond childish superstition can have a go at sentience. They could hardly do any worse with their intellect than the waste of brain-matter we are a shining example of. :sad:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: Diploid]
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to the compost!


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"Springs of water welling from the fire"

"Life may seem to flee in a moment, but when the mind is freed of the veil of ignorance, and illusion that comes between the mind and the truth, life and death are only opposite sides of the same coin - "water welling from the fire."


"Within us, we carry the world of no-birth and no-death. But we never touch it, because we live only with our notions."
-Thich Nhat Hanh
instant
"Experience always goes beyond ideas"

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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: Diploid] * 1
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Why exactly do you find it so ridiculous to say that God cannot be understood intellectually? Is it also ridiculous to claim that the experience of chocolate cannot be explained and understood via the intellect?

You seem so bitter that the rest of the world doesn't share your world view. You think belief is merely the result of "childish superstition" because you fail to see the mysteries in life.


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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: soldatheero]
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"And I, sir, am the type of man who could be run through with a sword in a minute without blinking an eye."


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"Springs of water welling from the fire"

"Life may seem to flee in a moment, but when the mind is freed of the veil of ignorance, and illusion that comes between the mind and the truth, life and death are only opposite sides of the same coin - "water welling from the fire."


"Within us, we carry the world of no-birth and no-death. But we never touch it, because we live only with our notions."
-Thich Nhat Hanh
instant
"Experience always goes beyond ideas"

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Re: Proof of Heaven [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
Blah blah blah. :blah:

More child-talk jibberish impressive only to children and simpletons, given us by yet another fairy tale religion of people who would rather masturbate their mind than get their head out of their ass and contribute something useful to the world that might actually advance the human condition.





Wow, bro. :lol:
Awesome.

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