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Re: Tell some Jokes [Re: FungusMan]
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I went into my grow room yesterday and found Owl, Tigger, Rabbit and Christopher Robin looking all confused.

Tigger is bouncing all over the place. Then all of a sudden he goes over to a monotub, rips the lid off, and sticks his head in!

"Tigger you dumb fuck! Get your stupid arse head out of my tub, that's a set and forget setup man you don't need to fan it."

The little shit ignores me and starts scraping away the casing layer in the corner of the tub

"Tigger, what the hell do you think your doing, that's just about to pin????"










"I'm lookin for Pooh..."


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Re: Tell some Jokes [Re: shaggydogman]
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A woman is checking out her groceries in the supermarket. A whole-wheat bread, a jar of peanut butter and a net of tangerines. The guy behind her takes a good look and says:

"Excuse me, but do I believe you are not married."

She looks at her groceries, then at him and says:

"Thats amazing, how could you possibly know?!"

"Because you're ugly as fuck."


:rimshot:


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Re: Tell some Jokes [Re: Asante]
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I've heard that about single guys:

Guy buys a 6 pack of beer, a frozen pizza, and a bag of doritos.

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Re: Tell some Jokes [Re: Asante]
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what do you call 3 blonds standing in a row?






a wind tunnel...


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Re: Tell some Jokes [Re: soulworksinc]
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why did the blond add Nutrasweet to her blow?





she was trying to make diet coke....


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Re: Tell some Jokes [Re: soulworksinc]
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So there's this Nun and she's having a bath and and there's a knock on the door.
She says "who is it?"
and the reply comes back "It the blind man, can I come in?"
She thinks about it for a minute and says "yeah OK come in."
The man walks in and says
"nice tits, now where do you want me to hand this blind"


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