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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: jewunit]
#7855143 - 01/09/08 06:07 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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yeah but guess why
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: jewunit]
#7855146 - 01/09/08 06:07 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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why cant witches have babies?
cause their husbands have halloweenies......
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
#7855153 - 01/09/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Chicken thigh, probably.
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: jewunit]
#7855158 - 01/09/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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guess where.
chicken hair
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
#7855165 - 01/09/08 06:09 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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okay......these next two will get ugly
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LongLiveRooster
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how do you fit 100 jews in a 4 seated car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back and the rest in the ash tray
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: jewunit]
#7855170 - 01/09/08 06:10 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants the bar tender says why do you have a steering wheel on your pants the pirate says "aaarrgh drive me nuts"
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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whats the diff between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesnt scream in the oven
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theres 2 rubber duckies seating in a bath tub. one drops the soap so he turns to the other and says, "will you get that for me?" he replies with, "what do i look like? a type writter?"
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Quote:
LongLiveRooster said: how do you fit 100 jews in a 4 seated car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back and the rest in the ash tray
It's supposed to be a VW, not just any car
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Did you here about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.
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what do you call 4 mexicans drowning?
quatro cinco
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LongLiveRooster
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how do you save a black guy from hanging?
cut the rope.
how do you save a black guy from drowing?
take your foot off his head.
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A Mexican, a Canadian and an American walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks: "what is this, a joke?"
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Asante]
#7855251 - 01/09/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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How do you turn a Dishwasher into a Snowblower?? hand the bitch a shovel..
What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to a puppy...
How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her...
How many emos does it take to change a light bulb? ..None, they all just sit in the dark and cry
and the lamest of the lame...
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
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So theres a Irishman, a German, and a Poloc and there trading party stories. The German says I know of this bar where you buy one beer and the bar buys you a beer then you buy a beer and then the bar.
Well, the Irishman came back with a story about a bar that bought you two beers for every beer you bought.
But the Pollock had the best story, said "I heard of this bar where you buy a beer, then buy another beer, then go in back and fuck."
Then the Irish man asked him if he's been to the bar to which the Pollock replied "No, but my sister has been."
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: SouthPArk]
#7855310 - 01/09/08 06:41 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Yer mom Thats what she said Why did moses lead the jews through the desert for 40 yrs? - one of them dropped a quarter A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
The doctor hears this, thinks for a moment, then says, "Sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, it's not unusual."
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So there's this Mexican,A Jew, and a Black that each walk into a bar. Ouch.
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
#7856073 - 01/09/08 08:52 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Why don't you throw rocks at an Aboriginal on a bike??
Because it's probably your bike.
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