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OfflinePlok
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Post your lame jokes here
    #7855018 - 01/09/08 05:44 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

The cornier the better!

I'm skate BORED!!


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Invisiblemycopsycho
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Plok]
    #7855020 - 01/09/08 05:45 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

knock, knock...


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Offlinewrestler_az
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7855044 - 01/09/08 05:50 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

whos there?


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Invisiblemycopsycho
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7855051 - 01/09/08 05:51 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

idk, you waited to long to answer the fucking door :rolleyes:


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OfflineChubba
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7855055 - 01/09/08 05:52 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

A fish jumped into a wall...





DAM!


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Offlinewrestler_az
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7855057 - 01/09/08 05:52 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

it was probably a jehovah...


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7855063 - 01/09/08 05:54 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

so a mushroom walked into a bar and asked for a beer the bar tender said "we dont serve your kind around here" and the mushroom said " why not im fun guy"


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Plok]
    #7855065 - 01/09/08 05:54 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump next to each other by the river.
After he finished up, the bear looked at the rabbit and asked him,
"Excuse me, Mr. Rabbit, but do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"No, Mr. Bear, I don't," said the rabbit, so the bear picked the rabbit up and wiped his ass with him.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7855069 - 01/09/08 05:55 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Wanna hear a dirty joke??
a pig fell in the mud!

What is a lesbian in the freezer called?
a klondyke bar.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lickalottapuss


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Invisiblemycopsycho
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855080 - 01/09/08 05:58 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

i say its a tie between fee and wiccan_seeker so far. im leaning towards wiccan though.


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855083 - 01/09/08 05:58 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

whattaya call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto

you know why jesus died?
because the power of stan rules all humanity.:satan:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855086 - 01/09/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

WHat do you call a dog in the oven?

-a hot dog.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855088 - 01/09/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

how do you know when its time to go to the dentist
when its tooth hurty


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Offlinewrestler_az
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855095 - 01/09/08 06:00 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
whattaya call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto




ha, i loled. :grin:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: fee]
    #7855097 - 01/09/08 06:00 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

what did the painter name his son?
Art

What did the picture say when he went to jail?
He was framed.


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855102 - 01/09/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

why do black people steal shit?

because theyre poor.


:shrug:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855107 - 01/09/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

What is the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
the bucket.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855124 - 01/09/08 06:05 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

guess what


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Invisiblemycopsycho
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855134 - 01/09/08 06:06 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? bob.

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall?
art.

what do you wall a black guy with no arms and no legs in the water?

buoy.

mommy mommy, im sick of going in circles!
shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!

mommy mommy, daddys getting up!
shut up and reload!

why dont black people like taking aspirin?
they have to pick cotton to get to it.


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Invisiblejewunit
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855137 - 01/09/08 06:06 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Chicken butt?!


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