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jewunit
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Chubba]
#7856106 - 01/09/08 08:59 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Someone's from Australia.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Chubba]
#7856115 - 01/09/08 09:01 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Quote:
Chubba said: Why don't you throw rocks at an Aboriginal on a bike??
Because it's probably your bike.
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Essen
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What's long black and smelly?
The welfare line...
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Idiot
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Essen]
#7856185 - 01/09/08 09:19 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Robo
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Chubba]
#7856207 - 01/09/08 09:23 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Quote:
Chubba said: Why don't you throw rocks at an Aboriginal on a bike??
Because it's probably your bike.
That sir, is a total Aussie version of an American black joke
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Kickle
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
#7856220 - 01/09/08 09:25 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run the other way, she's got a grenade in her mouth.
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Robo
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
#7856232 - 01/09/08 09:28 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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How do you kill a blond?
Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
#7856244 - 01/09/08 09:31 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Why did the blonde have square boobs??
because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box
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Robo
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
#7856255 - 01/09/08 09:33 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Your mom is so fat she had to be baptized at sea world
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
#7856263 - 01/09/08 09:34 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Oh yea? yo momma is sooooooooooo fat she walked on the rainbow and all the skittles fell out. AND the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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Robo
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
#7856270 - 01/09/08 09:35 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Your mom is so old she has Jesus's cell phone number and sat behind him in the third grade biatch
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Kickle
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
#7856271 - 01/09/08 09:36 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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yo momma so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and peed her pants.
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Robo
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
#7856275 - 01/09/08 09:36 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Well your mom is so fat she has to use a paint roller to put on her lipstick
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Kickle
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
#7856277 - 01/09/08 09:37 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
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Kickle
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
#7856284 - 01/09/08 09:39 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine...
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Robo
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
#7856292 - 01/09/08 09:40 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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How do you know if you're staying at a redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say “I gotta leak in my sink” and the person at the front desk says “go ahead"
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Kickle
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
#7856295 - 01/09/08 09:40 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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What does a guy with 5 penises say when he tries on a pair of pants?
Ah, fits like a glove!
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Kickle
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
#7856338 - 01/09/08 09:46 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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So a blonde goes into the dentists wearing a pair of headphones. The dentist tries his best to work around the headphones but eventually decides that is too difficult, and asks the blonde to remove them. The blonde shakes her head repeatedly, and the dentist continues to try to work on her teeth. Finally, he gets fed up with the damned headphones and yanks them off her head.
Before he knows what is going on the blonde is dead. Trying to find the source he puts on the headphones, and hears the message "Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out" repeating.
edit: And I'm out, but this was a great thread, thanks for the laughs guys.
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Edited by Kickle (01/09/08 09:48 PM)
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burgerpizza
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Chubba]
#7856349 - 01/09/08 09:47 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!
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Robo
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: burgerpizza]
#7856378 - 01/09/08 09:52 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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That was just uncalled for
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