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OfflinePlok
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Post your lame jokes here
    #7855018 - 01/09/08 05:44 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

The cornier the better!

I'm skate BORED!!


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Plok]
    #7855020 - 01/09/08 05:45 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

knock, knock...


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7855044 - 01/09/08 05:50 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

whos there?


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7855051 - 01/09/08 05:51 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

idk, you waited to long to answer the fucking door :rolleyes:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7855055 - 01/09/08 05:52 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

A fish jumped into a wall...





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Offlinewrestler_az
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7855057 - 01/09/08 05:52 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

it was probably a jehovah...


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7855063 - 01/09/08 05:54 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

so a mushroom walked into a bar and asked for a beer the bar tender said "we dont serve your kind around here" and the mushroom said " why not im fun guy"


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Plok]
    #7855065 - 01/09/08 05:54 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump next to each other by the river.
After he finished up, the bear looked at the rabbit and asked him,
"Excuse me, Mr. Rabbit, but do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"No, Mr. Bear, I don't," said the rabbit, so the bear picked the rabbit up and wiped his ass with him.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7855069 - 01/09/08 05:55 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Wanna hear a dirty joke??
a pig fell in the mud!

What is a lesbian in the freezer called?
a klondyke bar.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lickalottapuss


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855080 - 01/09/08 05:58 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

i say its a tie between fee and wiccan_seeker so far. im leaning towards wiccan though.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855083 - 01/09/08 05:58 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

whattaya call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto

you know why jesus died?
because the power of stan rules all humanity.:satan:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855086 - 01/09/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

WHat do you call a dog in the oven?

-a hot dog.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855088 - 01/09/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

how do you know when its time to go to the dentist
when its tooth hurty


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855095 - 01/09/08 06:00 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
whattaya call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto




ha, i loled. :grin:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: fee]
    #7855097 - 01/09/08 06:00 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

what did the painter name his son?
Art

What did the picture say when he went to jail?
He was framed.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855102 - 01/09/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

why do black people steal shit?

because theyre poor.


:shrug:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855107 - 01/09/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

What is the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
the bucket.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855124 - 01/09/08 06:05 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

guess what


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7855134 - 01/09/08 06:06 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? bob.

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall?
art.

what do you wall a black guy with no arms and no legs in the water?

buoy.

mommy mommy, im sick of going in circles!
shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!

mommy mommy, daddys getting up!
shut up and reload!

why dont black people like taking aspirin?
they have to pick cotton to get to it.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855137 - 01/09/08 06:06 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Chicken butt?!


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: jewunit]
    #7855143 - 01/09/08 06:07 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

yeah but guess why


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: jewunit]
    #7855146 - 01/09/08 06:07 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

why cant witches have babies?

cause their husbands have halloweenies......


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855153 - 01/09/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Chicken thigh, probably.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: jewunit]
    #7855158 - 01/09/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

guess where.


chicken hair


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7855165 - 01/09/08 06:09 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

okay......these next two will get ugly


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855169 - 01/09/08 06:10 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

how do you fit 100 jews in a 4 seated car?

2 in the front, 2 in the back and the rest in the ash tray


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: jewunit]
    #7855170 - 01/09/08 06:10 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants
the bar tender says why do you have a steering wheel on your pants
the pirate says "aaarrgh drive me nuts"


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855174 - 01/09/08 06:11 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

whats the diff between a jew and a pizza?

a pizza doesnt scream in the oven


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855179 - 01/09/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

theres 2 rubber duckies seating in a bath tub. one drops the soap so he turns to the other and says, "will you get that for me?" he replies with, "what do i look like? a type writter?"


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855180 - 01/09/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

LongLiveRooster said:
how do you fit 100 jews in a 4 seated car?

2 in the front, 2 in the back and the rest in the ash tray




It's supposed to be a VW, not just any car :bored:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855181 - 01/09/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Did you here about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855182 - 01/09/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

:nonono::mad2:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855186 - 01/09/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

what do you call 4 mexicans drowning?

quatro cinco


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855196 - 01/09/08 06:15 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

how do you save a black guy from hanging?

cut the rope.

how do you save a black guy from drowing?

take your foot off his head.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855198 - 01/09/08 06:16 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

A Mexican, a Canadian and an American walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks: "what is this, a joke?"


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Asante]
    #7855251 - 01/09/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

How do you turn a Dishwasher into a Snowblower??
hand the bitch a shovel..

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?
A dead baby nailed to a puppy...

How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her...

How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?
..None, they all just sit in the dark and cry


and the lamest of the lame...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: LongLiveRooster]
    #7855290 - 01/09/08 06:36 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

So theres a Irishman, a German, and a Poloc and there trading party stories. The German says I know of this bar where you buy one beer and the bar buys you a beer then you buy a beer and then the bar.

Well, the Irishman came back with a story about a bar that bought you two beers for every beer you bought.

But the Pollock had the best story, said "I heard of this bar where you buy a beer, then buy another beer, then go in back and fuck."

Then the Irish man asked him if he's been to the bar to which the Pollock replied "No, but my sister has been."


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: SouthPArk]
    #7855310 - 01/09/08 06:41 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Yer mom
Thats what she said
Why did moses lead the jews through the desert for 40 yrs? - one of them dropped a quarter
A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green, Green Grass of Home.'"

The doctor hears this, thinks for a moment, then says, "Sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"Well, it's not unusual."


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: learningtofly]
    #7855346 - 01/09/08 06:50 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

So there's this Mexican,A Jew, and a Black that each walk into a bar. Ouch.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
    #7856073 - 01/09/08 08:52 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Why don't you throw rocks at an Aboriginal on a bike??

Because it's probably your bike.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Chubba]
    #7856106 - 01/09/08 08:59 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Someone's from Australia.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Chubba]
    #7856115 - 01/09/08 09:01 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Chubba said:
Why don't you throw rocks at an Aboriginal on a bike??

Because it's probably your bike.





:lol:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7856121 - 01/09/08 09:03 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

What's long black and smelly?

The welfare line...


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Essen]
    #7856185 - 01/09/08 09:19 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Chubba]
    #7856207 - 01/09/08 09:23 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Chubba said:
Why don't you throw rocks at an Aboriginal on a bike??

Because it's probably your bike.



That sir, is a total Aussie version of an American black joke :lol:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
    #7856220 - 01/09/08 09:25 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run the other way, she's got a grenade in her mouth.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
    #7856232 - 01/09/08 09:28 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

How do you kill a blond?

Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
    #7856244 - 01/09/08 09:31 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Why did the blonde have square boobs??

because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7856255 - 01/09/08 09:33 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Your mom is so fat she had to be baptized at sea world


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
    #7856263 - 01/09/08 09:34 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Oh yea? yo momma is sooooooooooo fat she walked on the rainbow and all the skittles fell out. AND the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7856270 - 01/09/08 09:35 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Your mom is so old she has Jesus's cell phone number and sat behind him in the third grade biatch


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7856271 - 01/09/08 09:36 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

yo momma so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and peed her pants.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
    #7856275 - 01/09/08 09:36 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Well your mom is so fat she has to use a paint roller to put on her lipstick


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
    #7856277 - 01/09/08 09:37 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
    #7856284 - 01/09/08 09:39 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine...


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
    #7856292 - 01/09/08 09:40 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

How do you know if you're staying at a redneck hotel?

When you call the front desk and say “I gotta leak in my sink” and the person at the front desk says “go ahead"


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
    #7856295 - 01/09/08 09:40 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

What does a guy with 5 penises say when he tries on a pair of pants?

Ah, fits like a glove!


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Kickle]
    #7856338 - 01/09/08 09:46 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

So a blonde goes into the dentists wearing a pair of headphones. The dentist tries his best to work around the headphones but eventually decides that is too difficult, and asks the blonde to remove them. The blonde shakes her head repeatedly, and the dentist continues to try to work on her teeth. Finally, he gets fed up with the damned headphones and yanks them off her head.

Before he knows what is going on the blonde is dead. Trying to find the source he puts on the headphones, and hears the message "Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out" repeating.


edit: And I'm out, but this was a great thread, thanks for the laughs guys.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Chubba]
    #7856349 - 01/09/08 09:47 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?



The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: burgerpizza]
    #7856378 - 01/09/08 09:52 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

That was just uncalled for :grin:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: burgerpizza]
    #7856382 - 01/09/08 09:53 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Why do you bury lawyers 12 feet down rather than 6?
Because deep down there nice guys.

The devil goes to a lawyer and says "I can make you rich, get you laid by the hottest models, give you everything you ever wanted, and all I want in return, is your soul, the soul of your wife, and the souls of all of your children"

To which the lawyer replied, "what's the ketch"


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
    #7856404 - 01/09/08 09:56 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

ohhhh yeah! you know you love it.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Tangerines]
    #7856565 - 01/09/08 10:23 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

How does a pirate say Thank You in Japanese? :laugh:

ARRRigato. :smile:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Maverick]
    #7856577 - 01/09/08 10:24 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "This taste funny to you?"


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Robo]
    #7856600 - 01/09/08 10:28 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

haha. I like 'em all....I'm a sucker for a lame joke.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: burgerpizza]
    #7856770 - 01/09/08 10:56 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Once upon a time there was a very large office building in a very large city. This building had 40 levels: level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40.

One day the owner of the building decided to get a PA system installed on every level, in case there was ever a fire and everyone in the building needed to be contacted at once. The system was installed on every level: level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40.

One day, an employee named John was doing some paperwork on the 21st level when he saw the pager for the PA system in his boss's office. He could not resist. He picked up the pager, turned it on, cleared his throat, and told a joke. It was funniest joke anyone in the building had ever heard. They were rolling in the aisles, laughing their heads off. The accountants on level 3 were in tears. The engineers on level 34 were in hysterics. In fact, workers on every level -- level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40 -- could not stop laughing.

He walked out the door of his boss's office, feeling all proud of himself, when who should he run into but his boss. "John, come with me now!" John relunctantly followed his boss back into his office. His boss looked at him with fury in his eyes. "John," he said, "your joke was very disruptive to the workers in this building! Productivity was decreased on level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40! You're fired! Clean out your desk and get out!"

But then his frown softened and he added, "Still, I have to admit, that joke was funny on so many levels."


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: jewunit]
    #7857326 - 01/10/08 12:28 AM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Cuz they're DYING to get in!

HA~~!!!


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Plok]
    #7857720 - 01/10/08 04:38 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

What time is bedtime in neverland?

When the big hand touches the little hand.


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    #7857723 - 01/10/08 04:40 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walkin'!


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Azen]
    #7857804 - 01/10/08 06:10 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

i got a necklace for my wife.








it was a good trade.


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Maverick]
    #7858719 - 01/10/08 11:04 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

DRTMaverick said:
How does a pirate say Thank You in Japanese? :laugh:

ARRRigato. :smile:




ur so azn:haha:


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: thoughts]
    #7858835 - 01/10/08 11:24 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Guy sat in a restaurant waiting on his food.

All of a sudden a duck waddles over to the man with a rose in its beak, gives him the rose and says, "Your eyes shine like sparkling diamonds!"

To which the guy angrily calls over for the waiter...

"Waiter! I asked for AROMATIC duck!!!"

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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: Plok]
    #7859182 - 01/10/08 12:23 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

How do you make a dead baby float?

One scoop of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby

How many dead babies fit in a trunk?

17

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

ouch


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: peepeepottypants]
    #7859356 - 01/10/08 01:03 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

what do you get when you put a baby in a box of knives and kick it down the stairs?






















an erection


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Re: Post your lame jokes here [Re: peepeepottypants]
    #7859393 - 01/10/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

what has four legs and one arm?
a doberman in a playground

why can't helen keller have kids?
because she's dead

how did helen keller burn her face?
she answered the iron

how did she burn the other side?
they called back

how do helen keller's parents punish her?
leave the plunger in the toilet

what was helen keller's dog named?
giudfhjkldfsah

what's the difference between a corvette and a garbage bag full of dead babies?
I don't have a corvette in my garage

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
depends on how hard you throw them

what is 12 inches long, purple, and makes women scream?
crib death

how do you catch a special bunny?
unique up on him

where do you hide a thousand dollars from a native?
in his workboots

why is everyone so nice at the gay bar?
they want to push in your stool

what's the difference between a black person and a tire?
tires don't sing when you put chains on them

why did hitler kill himself?
he got the gas bill

haha I've got more but I've run out of steam


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