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I hate my mailman.
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He comes at like, 2:30 every day. When I was a kid the mail came no later than 10:00am. I'm impatient and I want my mail before I go to work. Dammit!

Is there anything I can do other than pray for a new mailman?

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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get a nightshift job...


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"Life has never been weird enough for my liking"

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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Pick your mail up at the post office?

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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Waiting for something in particlar? :borfase:

I work normal business hours so there's no way I'd ever get my mail before I go...  I like the routine of checking it when I get home.

Yeah mailmen are lazy.  I'm sure mine just doesn't bother doing anything on Mondays... he just lets it pile up like Newman.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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You can do that? How early do they pack up their trucks before they go en route?

*to dknyd

Edited by Newbie (05/31/07 11:15 AM)

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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I'm pretty sure you can just fill out a form and they'll hold your mail there for pickup. I know they do it for extended periods of time for vacations. I'm pretty sure I remember a friend of mine doing this permanently because it was always on his way to work and he'd rather have his mail before then.

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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Oh I just meant for today only.  I live with my dad so I'm not going to screw up his mail schedule :lol:

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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Pretend that today's mail is tomorrow's mail and get it in the mroning


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“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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P.O. box

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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Don't let him know how you feel, or he will go postal on your ass.


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Society in every form is a blessing,
but government at its best is but a necessary evil 
- Thomas Paine

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That's no joke. [Re: gluke bastid]
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I've seen it time and time again. Crazy people they are.

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Re: That's no joke. [Re: Cowgold]
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dude at least u have a mailman.....i jsus moved here and its all funked up to me. We dont got a mailman but instead its like a new person does it everyother day. Theres like a total of 7 mail people that we have and....theyy use there reg. cars to distribute the man. And it gets all fucked up with the scheduling that some days WE DONT EVEN get mail. theres been 3 day droughts of mail its fuckin redicculous. right now some ones doing the mail in there beat up honda accord and they fuckin drive theres cars from THE PASSANGER seat. thats the weirdest thing....the steering wheel is still on the left side but they sit on the right side grabbin the steerin wheel from across the chair...
and yes...the fuckin pedals are on the right side to see they got one foot reaching across the chair to hit the pedals.
and they fuckin hit everything....i cant imagine it being easy to steer and drive from the PASSANGER seat......stupid bitches

edit: gimme MY mail hoes!


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I support drug testing, which drug should i test today?

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Re: I hate my mailman. [Re: Newbie]
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you have something to look towards when you get off of work.


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Asshole

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Re: That's no joke. [Re: FoURtWeNTy420]
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They do that on county roads around my hometown.

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Re: That's no joke. [Re: Cowgold]
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I also dislike receiving my mail late.

I buy alot of online shit and usually they friggin leave packages outside of the door (this is in central NJ) I've lost one package which was a oxygen sensor for my car :crankey:


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