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 Jim
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 funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend 
#3967156 - 03/24/05 11:08 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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so Im still half asleep, and my girlfriend comes into the bedroom and asks,"Why is my toothbrush in the garbage can?'.
My reply,"I do not know, I glued it to the wall....".
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 ToTheSummit
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#3967161 - 03/24/05 11:09 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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Funniest part about this is that I believe its true!
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Jim
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: ToTheSummit]
#3967168 - 03/24/05 11:11 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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thats the best part is because it is. know that real gummy glue that they use in packaging. its a hotglue, that is really sticky.. well, there was some of it holding a label on a frying pan that I bought a dn I used it to tack her toothbrush to the wall.
I like to think of myself as Peter Griffen, with all of his practical jokes.
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Jim
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#3967172 - 03/24/05 11:11 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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I need something extreme for april 1st. I wont be home, but that doesn;t mean I can't play a prank on her.
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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#3967179 - 03/24/05 11:13 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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I like to roll that stuff up so it looks like a booger and then stick it on one of the plates in the cabinet. 
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Boom
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#3967181 - 03/24/05 11:14 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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Have someone official sounding call her and tell her that you were seriously injured.
Then laugh at her when she gets all distraught.
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Boom]
#3967194 - 03/24/05 11:18 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
Booooom said:
Have someone official sounding call her and tell her that you were seriously injured.
Then laugh at her when she gets all distraught.
lmao ... just have someone tell her your dead...then call her 10min later and suprise her! 
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Jim
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Toddo]
#3967207 - 03/24/05 11:21 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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she couldn't handle that joke... she has already gotten a few real hospital calls, so a fake one wouldn't be funny.
that glue shit is awesome.
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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#3967208 - 03/24/05 11:21 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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Imagine if someone told her you were dead, and she loved you so much that she couldn't continue living in a world without you, and before you called with the punch line, she was already mixing bleach and ammonia in an enclosed area...
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Boom
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Boom]
#3967214 - 03/24/05 11:22 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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Buuuuut on a lighter note...
Put a rubber band around the sink sprayer...
Syran Wrap on the toilets, etc.
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Boom]
#3967223 - 03/24/05 11:24 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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I could glue the door shut to the apartment with epoxy
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Boom]
#3967230 - 03/24/05 11:25 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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thats a downer 
but havingpoopy rubbing on your ass is pretty funny
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#3967231 - 03/24/05 11:25 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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vaseline on the toilet seat
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Boom
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: kadakuda]
#3967236 - 03/24/05 11:26 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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Yeah, that was extremely dark. I'm sorry everybody 
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#3967244 - 03/24/05 11:30 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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if you have a friend with a few dogs...2 or more ...have him come over and say they're a gift from you yada yada, he has to leave, bye. you wont be home, but you'll know theres a bunch of dogs in your house, driving your sig other nuts.
you could actually send anything to your house, via phone.... if you live in a large city, you can get singing telegraphs.
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#3967292 - 03/24/05 11:43 PM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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You should give her some awesome sex for April 1st, and then, when she falls asleep, exhausted, give her a Cleveland Steamer.
Works anytime, everytime.
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#3967395 - 03/25/05 12:13 AM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
GratefulJim said:
I need something extreme for april 1st. I wont be home, but that doesn;t mean I can't play a prank on her.
Yeah, you should start an april fool's thread before its too late. See if you can gather ideas of fun stuff to do.
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Re: funny conversation I had this morning with my girlfriend [Re: Ravus]
#3967425 - 03/25/05 12:30 AM (19 years, 27 days ago) |
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