Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineTodcasil
rogue DMT elf
Female User Gallery

Registered: 08/08/99
Posts: 16,381
Loc: Crawling on the floor...
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Hendostan]
    #3844761 - 02/27/05 11:15 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

then you have these books that come out, listing common drug slang terms that look like this.

Marijuana: Weed
Grass
Pot
Ear
sandwhich
Bleep Blops


--------------------
Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



:cactus:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLearyfanS
It's the psychedelic movement!
Male User Gallery

Registered: 04/20/01
Posts: 34,207
Loc: High pride!
Last seen: 12 hours, 57 minutes
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Hendostan]
    #3844873 - 02/27/05 11:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I remember when my code for LSD was "Have you heard from Albert Hofmann?"





--------------------
--------------------------------


Mp3 of the month:  Sons Of Adam - Feathered Fish


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineKristiMidocean
fattie whale
Female User Gallery

Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Todcasil]
    #3844887 - 02/27/05 11:34 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Todcasil said:
then you have these books that come out, listing common drug slang terms that look like this.

Marijuana:  Weed
                  Grass
                  Pot
                  Ear
                  sandwhich
                  Bleep Blops



bleep blops funny :grin:


--------------------
:smile: I live for LNC :smile:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinenothing
Old Hand

Registered: 07/02/00
Posts: 1,626
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
Re: Funny phone drug code *DELETED* [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3844903 - 02/27/05 11:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Post deleted by Sir Ian

Reason for deletion: _


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTYL3R
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: nothing]
    #3844947 - 02/27/05 11:48 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

What happens if i add water ? :shiftyeyes:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTwister
Lucrative
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/12/03
Posts: 6,672
Loc: Midwest
Last seen: 14 years, 3 months
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: TYL3R]
    #3845030 - 02/28/05 12:07 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

We used to refer to weed over the phone as Final Fantasy 7.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinewrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 13,680
Loc: day dreams of a mad man
Last seen: 4 hours, 54 minutes
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3845073 - 02/28/05 12:26 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

toast....


--------------------
how's your WOW?





  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineKristiMidocean
fattie whale
Female User Gallery

Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: wrestler_az]
    #3845091 - 02/28/05 12:31 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

we use to refer to ICE-speed as breakfest


--------------------
:smile: I live for LNC :smile:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTwister
Lucrative
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/12/03
Posts: 6,672
Loc: Midwest
Last seen: 14 years, 3 months
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3845136 - 02/28/05 12:58 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

So you'd be up all night "eating breakfast"  :lol:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTodcasil
rogue DMT elf
Female User Gallery

Registered: 08/08/99
Posts: 16,381
Loc: Crawling on the floor...
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Twister]
    #3845365 - 02/28/05 02:23 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

i would just callup and shout

"MARKO!?"

and if i heard

"POLO!"

id be over in a jiffy...


--------------------
Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



:cactus:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMikeOLogical
Doctor ofShroomology
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/30/04
Posts: 4,133
Loc: florida
Last seen: 5 years, 11 days
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3845419 - 02/28/05 02:54 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

even funnier is, the federal govt approves only about 50 wiretap warrants annually... and thats nationwide :lol:


--------------------
We got Nothing!
we're no longer selling jars.  :laugh:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleKrishna
कृष्ण,LOL
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/08/03
Posts: 23,285
Loc: oakland
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MikeOLogical]
    #3845550 - 02/28/05 05:29 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

well i'm not so worried about cops listening in on the phones here... but when i call my "friend" up, i just ask him if it's OK if i stop over. if he says yes, then it's all in the clear, and if he says no, then i call him the next day.


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinephi1618
old hand

Registered: 02/14/04
Posts: 4,102
Last seen: 13 years, 10 months
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MikeOLogical]
    #3845575 - 02/28/05 06:01 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Back in school, there was a big problem between some people over stupidly obvious drug language.
Guy 1 called guy 2 up at his appartment. Guy 2's dad, who was visiting his son at school, and who was not cool with drugs, picked up the phone. Guy 1 said "hey man, I wanna buy an oz. Can I come over?"

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMitchnast
Toadmonger
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/27/99
Posts: 8,656
Loc: Okanagan Flag
Last seen: 9 days, 2 hours
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: phi1618]
    #3845658 - 02/28/05 07:16 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

^^pfft^^

smoke session= bible study
dealer= pastor
say paul, deutronomy, or john before quoting a price (make sure you add change)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
Tool's groupie
Female User Gallery

Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet Flag
Last seen: 9 months, 4 days
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3845681 - 02/28/05 07:31 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Hehe...this is a funny thread.


--------------------

The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibletrendalM
J♠
Male User Gallery

Registered: 04/17/01
Posts: 20,815
Loc: Ontario, Canada Flag
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3845704 - 02/28/05 07:53 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

We always used the name "Al Green" when we had to talk about pot on the phone.

"Hey man, just wondering if you've seen Al around?"
"Yeah he's over here right now, come on over."


--------------------
Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleknumb
skull
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/26/01
Posts: 601
Loc: top, bottom, strange, cha...
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3845714 - 02/28/05 07:59 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

i always went with pizza

as in
hey you got any pizza?
how much you need?
just 1 slice (=1/8)
or
a whole pie (1 oz) half with mushrooms

but that was only for paranoid dealers
usually it is just
hey can i stop by?

k


--------------------
----------------------------------------
we hope that you choke

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNebuls
herky jerkydancer

Registered: 02/25/05
Posts: 46
Loc: severely southern
Last seen: 18 years, 9 months
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: knumb]
    #3847263 - 02/28/05 03:04 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

my guy "chubs" always wanted us to ask for loads of firewood, inches of snow, and my old girlfriend


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblelukeboots
fresh futuristic
Male User Gallery
Registered: 02/04/04
Posts: 19,728
Loc: Grand Ole Operating Syste...
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: knumb]
    #3847306 - 02/28/05 03:12 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

knumb said:
i always went with pizza

as in
hey you got any pizza?
how much you need?
just 1 slice (=1/8)
or
a whole pie (1 oz) half with mushrooms




haha, that's the same thing my friends and I did.. but we used small/medium/large for an 1/8, a quarter and a half. pretty convenient.

I've also had friends call me up and ask if I want to go bowling, or to tell me that their "bowling team" is coming over in a bit.


--------------------

funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLilShank
TECH N9NE

Registered: 12/24/04
Posts: 400
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3847355 - 02/28/05 03:19 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

"Hey man has my fucking pizza been delivered yet"
"nah man about another hour"
"When it gets there if those peppers arent green as fuck im sending it back"

Its always pizza where im from. or we just dont mention what were talkin about.

"eh you got that"
"yeah i gots it right here"


--------------------
Thats why ur momma got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
Thats why ur sister got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
since ur momma and ur sister got a big ol butt
they helped the NiNa bust a big ol' nut

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* funny phone convo...or not TODAY 1,072 9 05/26/04 10:34 PM
by DF2K
* When you use drugs, do you..... Twirling 1,395 10 01/08/04 10:29 PM
by Anonymous
* Post Funny Pictures/Things!
( 1 2 all )
OuchITripped 6,056 36 08/10/04 02:18 AM
by OuchITripped
* Funny story about Drum circle in Woods orizon 2,661 12 06/16/14 01:15 PM
by Turtletotem
* Funny Job Interview
( 1 2 all )
pattern 4,814 32 09/15/03 02:44 PM
by Annom
* Ahem: How did you find your drug "hookup"?
( 1 2 all )
MOTH 10,315 30 06/03/17 01:16 PM
by ModestMouse
* drug related superstitions?
( 1 2 3 all )
kotik 5,199 57 07/04/04 02:37 AM
by kadakuda
* Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7
( 1 2 3 4 ... 266 267 )
Oscuro_lobo 188,113 5,332 03/23/22 06:51 PM
by Tormato

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
8,062 topic views. 5 members, 32 guests and 79 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.032 seconds spending 0.01 seconds on 15 queries.