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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Hendostan]
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then you have these books that come out, listing common drug slang terms that look like this.

Marijuana: Weed
Grass
Pot
Ear
sandwhich
Bleep Blops


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Hendostan]
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I remember when my code for LSD was "Have you heard from Albert Hofmann?"





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Mp3 of the month: The Doors - Five To One (live in Miami 03/01/1969)


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Todcasil]
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Todcasil said:
then you have these books that come out, listing common drug slang terms that look like this.

Marijuana:  Weed
                  Grass
                  Pot
                  Ear
                  sandwhich
                  Bleep Blops


bleep blops funny :grin:


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:smile: I live for LNC :smile:

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Re: Funny phone drug code *DELETED* [Re: KristiMidocean]
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: nothing]
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What happens if i add water ? :shiftyeyes:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: TYL3R]
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We used to refer to weed over the phone as Final Fantasy 7.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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toast....


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how's your WOW?





  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: wrestler_az]
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we use to refer to ICE-speed as breakfest


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:smile: I live for LNC :smile:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: KristiMidocean]
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So you'd be up all night "eating breakfast"  :lol:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Twister]
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i would just callup and shout

"MARKO!?"

and if i heard

"POLO!"

id be over in a jiffy...


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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even funnier is, the federal govt approves only about 50 wiretap warrants annually... and thats nationwide :lol:


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We got Nothing!
we're no longer selling jars.  :laugh:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MikeOLogical]
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well i'm not so worried about cops listening in on the phones here... but when i call my "friend" up, i just ask him if it's OK if i stop over. if he says yes, then it's all in the clear, and if he says no, then i call him the next day.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MikeOLogical]
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Back in school, there was a big problem between some people over stupidly obvious drug language.
Guy 1 called guy 2 up at his appartment. Guy 2's dad, who was visiting his son at school, and who was not cool with drugs, picked up the phone. Guy 1 said "hey man, I wanna buy an oz. Can I come over?"

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: phi1618]
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^^pfft^^

smoke session= bible study
dealer= pastor
say paul, deutronomy, or john before quoting a price (make sure you add change)


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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Hehe...this is a funny thread.


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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We always used the name "Al Green" when we had to talk about pot on the phone.

"Hey man, just wondering if you've seen Al around?"
"Yeah he's over here right now, come on over."


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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i always went with pizza

as in
hey you got any pizza?
how much you need?
just 1 slice (=1/8)
or
a whole pie (1 oz) half with mushrooms

but that was only for paranoid dealers
usually it is just
hey can i stop by?

k


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: knumb]
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my guy "chubs" always wanted us to ask for loads of firewood, inches of snow, and my old girlfriend


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: knumb]
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knumb said:
i always went with pizza

as in
hey you got any pizza?
how much you need?
just 1 slice (=1/8)
or
a whole pie (1 oz) half with mushrooms


haha, that's the same thing my friends and I did.. but we used small/medium/large for an 1/8, a quarter and a half. pretty convenient.

I've also had friends call me up and ask if I want to go bowling, or to tell me that their "bowling team" is coming over in a bit.


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funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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"Hey man has my fucking pizza been delivered yet"
"nah man about another hour"
"When it gets there if those peppers arent green as fuck im sending it back"

Its always pizza where im from. or we just dont mention what were talkin about.

"eh you got that"
"yeah i gots it right here"


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Thats why ur momma got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
Thats why ur sister got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
since ur momma and ur sister got a big ol butt
they helped the NiNa bust a big ol' nut

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