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Invisiblekaiowas
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #2986775 - 08/10/04 03:42 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

I had this one gf, and everytime we'd go into doggy, she fart, really loud! I mean these were rippers!!! I'm serious, she'd fart in complete sentences.

as soon as it went in, and I mean as it was going in, she'd fart. it was horrible. I couldn't stop laughing.


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: kaiowas]
    #2986785 - 08/10/04 03:43 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Did it happen EVERY TIME it went in and out and in and out again? That would be too much to handle...


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #2986793 - 08/10/04 03:45 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

hheh, no only when we began, but I mean, it's like her anus had a mind of it's own, it must have been very happy to see me :lol:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: kaiowas]
    #2986823 - 08/10/04 03:50 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

this is a funny thread :lol:

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: iloveraving]
    #2986853 - 08/10/04 03:55 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

I lov eit


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: kaiowas]
    #2986859 - 08/10/04 03:56 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Oh my.  And now you are modding the pub.  :grin:


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #2986872 - 08/10/04 03:58 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)



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If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside?
-Brock D. 2004 (that's me)
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if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke
you'll feel much better afterwards.
sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks
-Sherm (from the shroomery)

Better smilies coming soon! By suffer
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #2986880 - 08/10/04 04:00 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

yesh I amish!!!! I love the pub!!! yay!!!

*celebrates*


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
    #2986884 - 08/10/04 04:00 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: I was replying to Kaiowas' story.


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
    #2987057 - 08/10/04 04:28 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

OuchITripped said:
=] i like u yem.. are u just a pub postwhore or do you actually hunt/cultivate =} and/or contribue to the hunting/cultivation forums
i do all =}




i'm a pub postwhore mostly, with occasional posts in the OTD and ODD. Sometimes i will randomly post in other boards.

I'm trying to think of another story...

Well i'm tired and it's hard to think of something GOOD so this one is short sweet and simple. For my birthday my girlfriend said if i wanted i could get another chick and we could have a threesome. She said she had to approve of the girl before i asked them though and the first person i asked was her sister...that wasn't too smart but she got really pissed and i tried to play it off as if i were joking but she knows i was serious..that 3 some never happened.


That reminds me of one.

I was with my friend and gf and we were driving in the middle of no where to watch an eclipse orwhatever and then somehow a 3 some conversation starts up. And we were gonna try it in the back of his car, it was pretty spacious, so she starts out giving me head and starts riding me and it didn't work out for me to fuck her and her suck his dick at the same time or anything so then i was driving his car around letting my girlfriend suck one of my best friends dick...i felt really weird cause it's like "i'm driving one of my best friends car so he can get head from my girlfriend in the back".

I didn't like the decision after it was done but everything was normal and we never talked about it again. Haha, and my friend had a girlfriend which was my girlfriends best friend.


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2987147 - 08/10/04 04:39 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

OMG YEM! I never would have thought!


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2987224 - 08/10/04 04:49 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

YouEnjoyMyself said:i felt really weird cause it's like "i'm driving one of my best friends car so he can get head from my girlfriend in the back". 




yeah i could see that getting a little weird :crazy:


:blowjob:

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences *DELETED* [Re: iloveraving]
    #2987253 - 08/10/04 04:54 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: delete


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2987259 - 08/10/04 04:54 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

aaaaaaaaaaaaWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!


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-Erik Davis

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2987268 - 08/10/04 04:55 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

He's adorable!


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #2987286 - 08/10/04 04:59 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

he's hilarious. He will say such funny things.

recently i was on the computer and he came up to me and said "patrick...i'm gonna go out side and do my Harry Potter lessons." and i was like "Harry Potter lessons? Who's teaching you those?" he says "nobody. i'm going out there with my friends." i say "what friends of yours are here." him- "nobody" so i say "are the pretend?" "um....yeah" "what are their names?" "i dont know"


it was a lot funnier being there cause he is fullll of facial expressions. If i could upload videos to my computer i would have a conversation with him and put it on here or something.


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
    #2987362 - 08/10/04 05:15 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Harry Pothead and the Sorceror who got Stoned.

Little kids are cool. But preteens suck.


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2987370 - 08/10/04 05:16 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

haha little kids are soo cool!!!



:thumbup:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

Edited by kaiowas (08/10/04 05:17 PM)

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: PuZuZu]
    #2987437 - 08/10/04 05:25 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

PuZuZu said:
Harry Pothead and the Sorceror who got Stoned.




Wow, I dont know where it came from, but this was the name of a rave a few weeks ago. :tongue:

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: iloveraving]
    #2987447 - 08/10/04 05:27 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

haha, thats funny.


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