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OfflineLearyfan
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Funny phone drug code
    #3844094 - 02/27/05 11:20 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

A friend of a friend told me a funny story. He was having his friend hook him up with some wacky weed. He's talking to his friend about it on the phone, and his friend goes "Yeah, and there's not a lot of s-e-e-d-s either."






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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3844105 - 02/27/05 11:22 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Cop'll burst down his door and ask for the "S-e-e-d-s". "WE KNOWS YA GOTS THEM" :lol:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3844107 - 02/27/05 11:22 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Ha! Phone conversations about drugs are humorous!!


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Edited by blissedout (02/27/05 11:22 PM)


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: blissedout]
    #3844139 - 02/27/05 11:26 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Back in the day my code for weed was money (Mind you I was like 14).

"Hey Man i need some money"
"I have 45 dollars worth of money"


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: blissedout]
    #3844179 - 02/27/05 11:33 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

blissedout said:
Ha! Phone conversations about drugs are humorous!!




Seriously

"Hey man can you help me out?"
"With what?"
"You know, that thing"
"Oh yeah, right. How much you want?"
"I'll just tell you when I get there"
"No man, I need to know, I have other customers coming here tonight"
"God Damn it"
"Wait, what thing are we talking about, I have like three different things"
"The one thats green"
"Right, uhh yeah i don't have any of that"
"......"

:grin:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Harbinger]
    #3844204 - 02/27/05 11:37 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, and the whole time, you have somebody saying "Don't say shit on the phone!" :lol:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Freeker]
    #3844241 - 02/27/05 11:43 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Mine was Homework.

"yo bro you gots any homework ?"

"yeah i gots a lot." :grin:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: blissedout]
    #3844253 - 02/27/05 11:46 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

It's just funny that he spelled "seeds" as if if someone was listening that they couldn't decipher that code.






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OfflineHarbinger
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3844295 - 02/27/05 11:51 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Learyfan said:
It's just funny that he spelled "seeds" as if if someone was listening that they couldn't decipher that code.




"Shit! They are using that alphabetical code again!"


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3844313 - 02/27/05 11:54 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

"hey man you wanna play basket ball"
""sure man when?""
"in about a quarter of an hour"
""alright lets play to 50 points""
"be over in a bit"
""coo coo""


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Kada]
    #3844318 - 02/27/05 11:55 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

haha, thats a good one


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Harbinger]
    #3844353 - 02/28/05 12:06 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

marshmsallows are me and my freinds little slang for mushies :smile:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: notapillow]
    #3844426 - 02/28/05 12:23 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

"hey man you got any sweaters?"

"of course"

"whats the quality of the fabric?"

"the finest.."

:laugh:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Todcasil]
    #3844443 - 02/28/05 12:28 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Me = Buyer (back when I toked)
My weed guy = Dealer


Buyer - "Hey Man....what's going on."
Dealer - "Hey, I just got a new Van Halen CD"
Buyer -"Really....cool! Which one is it?"
Dealer - "It's the really good one...not some of the shittier ones."
Buyer" - "Damn....I'll come over and maybe you can burn me a copy."
Dealer - "Cool man."


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3844458 - 02/28/05 12:31 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

good one I like it! VH rocks!


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3844489 - 02/28/05 12:35 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

our code word for nuggets was "captain crunch" (i.e. hey lets eat a bowl of captain crunch). needless to say, bowls without crunch berries were preferred (no berries in this, man).


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3844582 - 02/28/05 12:49 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

my guy has caller ID and know's my number. He picks up and says "Meet me at backdoor in 20 minutes" thats all the convo consist's of.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Puke]
    #3844590 - 02/28/05 12:50 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

nowadays we use the term, sandwhiches.

my buddys like

"hey man i gotta drop off a few sandwhiches in the old hood and ill be over."


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GODS.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3844618 - 02/28/05 12:55 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

we'd say "ear" because when you hold weed in and pass and say "here" it sounds like "ear".  i guess we didn't think anyone would think it was strange to ask eachother for some "ear" on the phone  :headbang:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Puke]
    #3844625 - 02/28/05 12:55 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Puke said:
my guy has caller ID and know's my number.  He picks up and says "Meet me at backdoor in 20 minutes" thats all the convo consist's of.




:lol: i used to have the same type of deal. my friend/hookup would answer and just say something like "you should come over in a little bit", or "i think you might want to stop by". if i wanted to buy, i'd bring money. if not, at least i'd get high anyway and hang out with my friend.
now my new person doesn't have a phone anymore, so i have to be lucky and have good timing when stopping by. kind of inconvenient, but its fitting, if you knew the person :stoned:


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